1. Poke him with his own cane.
2. Spill your drink on his lap "by accident", say that you're drunk.
3. Run towards him, hug him and say "I Любовь you, David Bowie!"
4. Grab the closest cane-like object near Ты and dance like him on the club dance-floor.
5. Occasionally ask him if he and Quorra were еще than friends.
6. Spank him with his own cane.
7. Ask him every час if he likes Gem.
8. Yell "OMG, Ziggy Stardust!!" whenever Ты see him.
9. Whenever he gives Ты a drink, ask him what he put in it.
10. Tell him you're looking for Zuse, when he tells Ты he "is" Zuse, say "YOU LIE!!!"
11. Tell all the...
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