"My Иисус Would Never Be Accepted In My Church..."

2 Timothy 3:16-17(NIV)
"16All Scripture is God-breathed and is useful for teaching, rebuking, correcting and training in righteousness, 17so that the man of God may be thoroughly equipped for every good work."

I thought that it would be a good idea to write down passages and verses in the Bible that are good for doing just what 2 Timothy 3:16-17 says.

Acts 4:12
12Salvation is found in no one else, for there is no other name under heaven дана to men by which we must be saved."(NIV)

Isaiah 52:7
7 How beautiful on the mountains
are the feet of those who bring good news,
who proclaim peace,
who...

1/ Imagine yourself.
Now imagine Ты in your family, and then your family inside of your city.
2/ Again, imagine your city.
Now, imagine your city inside of your state, and your state inside of your country.
Feeling small yet?
3/ Return to imagining your country, and then picture your country on our planet, and our planet in our solar system.
4/ Multiply our solar system by a few hundred thousand, and you'll start to understand how big our galaxy is.
5/ Multiply our galaxy by, well, infinity, and Ты still can't grasp how big our universe is.
Or how many alternate universes there are, if Ты wanna...

Just some Christian pick-up lines that I picked up at a дата night at Youth Group a few weeks ago.

1) You're looking for a knight in shining armor? It just so happens that I'm wearing the armor of God!

2) God сказал(-а) that Ты were made in his image, and boy, was He right!

3) Is this the transfiguration? Because you're glowing!

4) Moses parted the Red sea, but baby, ain't nothing parting us!

5) Ты must be a fisher of men, 'coz Ты just reeled me in!

6) Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives... Because he never met you.

7) Ты float my ark

8) The word says 'Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the...