Clark: Lois, what’s going on?
Lois: What do Ты mean?
Clark: Ты made us breakfast, you’re offering to do chores. Ты want something.
Lois: No. It’s called being nice.
Clark: Yeah, well, if Ты were any nicer, we’d starve.
Lois: Um… meet my sister Lucy. She was kind of hoping she could crash here for a couple days.
Lucy: I know it’s last minute, but I had this school break, and I’m willing to sleep in the barn.
Clark: No, that’s okay. Lois can sleep in the barn.
Clark: So, Lucy, Lois has told us absolutely nothing about you.
Lucy: Well there’s not much to tell.
Lois: Oh, please. Let...
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