It was just a normal day, just me sitting at my computer, еще bored than I ever would be. I would always go on YouTube and watch Minecraft (Майнкрафт) videos; so today, I decided to get it myself. My parents would always complain about me being on the computer all the time, so I knew that any attempts to get Minecraft (Майнкрафт) through them would be in vain. Not knowing of any Друзья who played it, I had only one plausible method of obtaining the game—the Internet. So I opened up Chrome and searched for it. There were a ton of Ссылки to pretty legit websites on the first couple of pages, but they always led to me having to do some sort of stupid survey. I searched everywhere for a way around, but I had no luck. Being the absurdly hard-headed person I am (thanks a lot, Dad), I kept searching farther and farther, until I decided to just skip to the last page.
Bad Idea #1.
The Поиск result only said, "DOWNLOAD Minecraft (Майнкрафт) HERE." No text under it, no URL, just the link to the site. In desperation, I clicked on the link.
Bad Idea #2.
Once the page was fully loaded, all I saw were the words, "CLICK TO DOWNLOAD." I felt a little wary about proceeding, but I didn't care that much, thinking nothing could possibly go wrong.
Bad Idea #3.
Once that page loaded, I was greeted by the phrase, "EST NO RED." Assuming it was in Latin, I hopped on to Google Translate, finding it meant, "There is no reserve." I checked for alternate wordings, discovering that "return" could be swapped with "reserve". Slightly shaken, I scrolled down the page. All I saw was black. Just black, nothing else. The page went on forever, till I finally hit the bottom. In big, bold, red letters, read the words "DOMINE ludi INSTITUO," which roughly translated to "Let the games begin." At this point, I was so freaked out, I was practically shaking. I was completely unable to go back to the Назад pages. I tried closing out and reopening Chrome, but the page would still appear, in exactly the same fashion, just like where I left it. Even opening Internet Explorer didn't make the page go away. I eventually had to resort to restarting the computer.
When I restarted the computer, all of the browsers were working normally. But there was a new Иконка on the desktop: it was Minecraft! I felt elated, yet very suspicious about the new download. The first problem was in the Иконка itself. The usual dirt block used as the Иконка was turned upside-down. I didn't think much of it, but I decided to open it anyway. I didn't go through all of that trouble for nothing.
Little did I know, I was about to get into even еще trouble.
When I started the game, it looked pretty normal to me. I decided to just create some Болталка world to get the hang of things. When the world finished loading, I was shown a black screen. Then, in bold white letters, the game said, "That was the easy part of the challenge. Let's see if Ты can do something еще difficult, if Ты can stay alive long enough." I was a little put off by the text, but I went on and played.
In the very beginning, there was a torrential downpour; it was in nighttime to boot. In front of me was a sign that read, "GOOD LUCK, YOU'LL NEED IT." Beside the sign there was a chest. The chest was full of stacks of raw beef and rotten flesh, but in the middle, there was a stack of diamond blocks and a note. The note read; "You must trudge though Hell to find solace in Heaven." I had absolutely no clue what the note was about, but I had a feeling this was not going to be pretty. The rain still poured, but I noticed something was different; the трава had little red dots randomly splattered all over them. I knew it couldn't be Redstone, but what could it be?The rain never stopped, not even a REAL LIFE half час later. I can say the same thing about nighttime. It was dinnertime, so I did get a bit of a break from this crazy game. When I resumed, the game really started freaking me out. The sky turned a pure white, and the rain turned red. My character was stuck in a position looking upward. When I moved forward, I fell down an EXTREMELY deep pit, until I landed in some sort of dungeon.
Inside, there were multiple large rooms. In each room, there was some sort of torture device. There were also people in the rooms. They looked a little еще human-like than the original Minecraft (Майнкрафт) characters. I walked up to one of the rooms to get a better glimpse of one of the "prisoners." He was completely skinned from head to toe. He was bound to the back Стена by chains, and on that Стена in between the chains was a saw. I heard him growl, "You're next," before the chains started retracting and the saw blade started to spin. As the prisoner was cut in half, his body parts were collected on вверх of a pressure plate. Once the pressure plate was activated, a Стена of stone dropped in front of me, preventing me from viewing the gruesome scene anymore.
When I turned around, a set of pistons transported me to a door at the end of the hallway. Upon opening the door, I was greeted by a huge lava pit. Around the edges stood even еще prisoners, packed to the brim. As I turned to face one beside me, he appeared to be MELTING. All kinds of blood splattered the screen, until the whole screen was slathered in red and everything went silent. As the game and the sound faded back in, I found that the other prisoners and I were in the lava pit. I couldn't move, I couldn't even avert my eyes. I was staring at a golden cross, crucifying one of the prisoners. In my field of vision I could see the other prisoners struggling to reach him, but I wasn't sure if they were trying to save him, или finish him off. They all died whenever they got close. I attempted to Переместить forward, but as I did, Minecraft, and my computer, crashed on the spot. But the prisoners' screams were still loud and clear.Sometimes, I can still hear faint screams and smell fresh blood in the air...
Bad Idea #1.
The Поиск result only said, "DOWNLOAD Minecraft (Майнкрафт) HERE." No text under it, no URL, just the link to the site. In desperation, I clicked on the link.
Bad Idea #2.
Once the page was fully loaded, all I saw were the words, "CLICK TO DOWNLOAD." I felt a little wary about proceeding, but I didn't care that much, thinking nothing could possibly go wrong.
Bad Idea #3.
Once that page loaded, I was greeted by the phrase, "EST NO RED." Assuming it was in Latin, I hopped on to Google Translate, finding it meant, "There is no reserve." I checked for alternate wordings, discovering that "return" could be swapped with "reserve". Slightly shaken, I scrolled down the page. All I saw was black. Just black, nothing else. The page went on forever, till I finally hit the bottom. In big, bold, red letters, read the words "DOMINE ludi INSTITUO," which roughly translated to "Let the games begin." At this point, I was so freaked out, I was practically shaking. I was completely unable to go back to the Назад pages. I tried closing out and reopening Chrome, but the page would still appear, in exactly the same fashion, just like where I left it. Even opening Internet Explorer didn't make the page go away. I eventually had to resort to restarting the computer.
When I restarted the computer, all of the browsers were working normally. But there was a new Иконка on the desktop: it was Minecraft! I felt elated, yet very suspicious about the new download. The first problem was in the Иконка itself. The usual dirt block used as the Иконка was turned upside-down. I didn't think much of it, but I decided to open it anyway. I didn't go through all of that trouble for nothing.
Little did I know, I was about to get into even еще trouble.
When I started the game, it looked pretty normal to me. I decided to just create some Болталка world to get the hang of things. When the world finished loading, I was shown a black screen. Then, in bold white letters, the game said, "That was the easy part of the challenge. Let's see if Ты can do something еще difficult, if Ты can stay alive long enough." I was a little put off by the text, but I went on and played.
In the very beginning, there was a torrential downpour; it was in nighttime to boot. In front of me was a sign that read, "GOOD LUCK, YOU'LL NEED IT." Beside the sign there was a chest. The chest was full of stacks of raw beef and rotten flesh, but in the middle, there was a stack of diamond blocks and a note. The note read; "You must trudge though Hell to find solace in Heaven." I had absolutely no clue what the note was about, but I had a feeling this was not going to be pretty. The rain still poured, but I noticed something was different; the трава had little red dots randomly splattered all over them. I knew it couldn't be Redstone, but what could it be?The rain never stopped, not even a REAL LIFE half час later. I can say the same thing about nighttime. It was dinnertime, so I did get a bit of a break from this crazy game. When I resumed, the game really started freaking me out. The sky turned a pure white, and the rain turned red. My character was stuck in a position looking upward. When I moved forward, I fell down an EXTREMELY deep pit, until I landed in some sort of dungeon.
Inside, there were multiple large rooms. In each room, there was some sort of torture device. There were also people in the rooms. They looked a little еще human-like than the original Minecraft (Майнкрафт) characters. I walked up to one of the rooms to get a better glimpse of one of the "prisoners." He was completely skinned from head to toe. He was bound to the back Стена by chains, and on that Стена in between the chains was a saw. I heard him growl, "You're next," before the chains started retracting and the saw blade started to spin. As the prisoner was cut in half, his body parts were collected on вверх of a pressure plate. Once the pressure plate was activated, a Стена of stone dropped in front of me, preventing me from viewing the gruesome scene anymore.
When I turned around, a set of pistons transported me to a door at the end of the hallway. Upon opening the door, I was greeted by a huge lava pit. Around the edges stood even еще prisoners, packed to the brim. As I turned to face one beside me, he appeared to be MELTING. All kinds of blood splattered the screen, until the whole screen was slathered in red and everything went silent. As the game and the sound faded back in, I found that the other prisoners and I were in the lava pit. I couldn't move, I couldn't even avert my eyes. I was staring at a golden cross, crucifying one of the prisoners. In my field of vision I could see the other prisoners struggling to reach him, but I wasn't sure if they were trying to save him, или finish him off. They all died whenever they got close. I attempted to Переместить forward, but as I did, Minecraft, and my computer, crashed on the spot. But the prisoners' screams were still loud and clear.Sometimes, I can still hear faint screams and smell fresh blood in the air...
PL: lord Zalgo Demands we strike the proxys on the run... We Переместить once the purge starts
Purger: yes sir!
*meanwhile*
Masky: man... I'm running out of pills
Hoody: we will get Ты some bro
EJ: the Purge will start in a few Hours... What should we do?
Jeff: they have no business with us
Johnny: they work for Zalgo...
Jeff: Fuc*
Masky: ... Aha!
All: what?
Masky: the abandoned SCP building!
EJ: it's stupid and crazy but what other choice do we have
Johnny: being killed?
Jeff: worst choice ever
Purger: yes sir!
*meanwhile*
Masky: man... I'm running out of pills
Hoody: we will get Ты some bro
EJ: the Purge will start in a few Hours... What should we do?
Jeff: they have no business with us
Johnny: they work for Zalgo...
Jeff: Fuc*
Masky: ... Aha!
All: what?
Masky: the abandoned SCP building!
EJ: it's stupid and crazy but what other choice do we have
Johnny: being killed?
Jeff: worst choice ever
*portal opens*
Masky: ok everyone! Let's go!
*meanwhile*
PL: It feels like this has been going on for days...
Purger: yea
PL: like almost a month...
*BOOM*
PL: WHAT THE HECK?
Zalgo: sorry, trying out a new grand entrance
PL: what is it?
Zalgo: I'm calling it off
PL: WHAT!?
Zalgo: I realized I'm sending people with no power или strength to fight people that have been trained by slenderman, which was trained by mother.
PL: so it's of?
Zalgo: yep
PL: bob, I'm sorry that I have to tell Ты this... Ты won't be able to use that gun-sword that Ты got for Christmas
Bob: aww
Masky: ok everyone! Let's go!
*meanwhile*
PL: It feels like this has been going on for days...
Purger: yea
PL: like almost a month...
*BOOM*
PL: WHAT THE HECK?
Zalgo: sorry, trying out a new grand entrance
PL: what is it?
Zalgo: I'm calling it off
PL: WHAT!?
Zalgo: I realized I'm sending people with no power или strength to fight people that have been trained by slenderman, which was trained by mother.
PL: so it's of?
Zalgo: yep
PL: bob, I'm sorry that I have to tell Ты this... Ты won't be able to use that gun-sword that Ты got for Christmas
Bob: aww
Porter: all this is just because Ты could not get along with Zalgo!
Slender: its not that!
Porter: then tell us what was the reason?
Slender: *sigh* as Ты most all of Ты know before the treaty broke, me and Skully went to silent холм, хилл for a meeting. during are stay Zalgos army came... they killed everyone...
Jeff: including Skully?
Slender: yes, I did not tell Ты due to Ты guys having some Друзья there...
LJ: shi* just got real!
Slender: we have to save them!
Masky: its to dangerous!
Lucius: screw dangerous! we're already on death row!
Slender: I'm going to save them! I don't care if its dangerous!
Lucius: me and LJ are going with him!
LJ: wai-
Lucius: Ты owe me! Ты have no Idea how many times I have answered the door!
LJ: ok... let me get my vodka!
Slender: its not that!
Porter: then tell us what was the reason?
Slender: *sigh* as Ты most all of Ты know before the treaty broke, me and Skully went to silent холм, хилл for a meeting. during are stay Zalgos army came... they killed everyone...
Jeff: including Skully?
Slender: yes, I did not tell Ты due to Ты guys having some Друзья there...
LJ: shi* just got real!
Slender: we have to save them!
Masky: its to dangerous!
Lucius: screw dangerous! we're already on death row!
Slender: I'm going to save them! I don't care if its dangerous!
Lucius: me and LJ are going with him!
LJ: wai-
Lucius: Ты owe me! Ты have no Idea how many times I have answered the door!
LJ: ok... let me get my vodka!
Lucius: ok, who are you?
Clockwork: my name is Clockwork
Lucius: oh, your that girl that Ticci Toby says is cute
Clockwork: what? he сказал(-а) that about me?
Lucius: *pulls out DiPhone* Эй, Masky, Ты owe me 20 bucks
Maksy: FU-
Lucius: *hangs up* so... who do Ты work for? SCP? SOK?
Clockwork: Zalgo
Lucius: oh... umm... SLEEP GAS!
*BANG*
Clockwork: wai- *flop*
Lucius: ok... how the hell am I supposed to get her to the house?
Me: BY THE POWER OF PLOTHOLES!
Lucius: lets just say I have a car...
Me: fine...
Clockwork: my name is Clockwork
Lucius: oh, your that girl that Ticci Toby says is cute
Clockwork: what? he сказал(-а) that about me?
Lucius: *pulls out DiPhone* Эй, Masky, Ты owe me 20 bucks
Maksy: FU-
Lucius: *hangs up* so... who do Ты work for? SCP? SOK?
Clockwork: Zalgo
Lucius: oh... umm... SLEEP GAS!
*BANG*
Clockwork: wai- *flop*
Lucius: ok... how the hell am I supposed to get her to the house?
Me: BY THE POWER OF PLOTHOLES!
Lucius: lets just say I have a car...
Me: fine...
Lucius: Ты know buddy, since your on death row I should tell Ты something... Ты better be grateful I'M killing you... Ты could have been killed by a tall faceless guy with a VERY bad temper. now that I've told Ты that, TO HEAVEN или HELL FUC*ER!
*Bang*
Lucius: heh heh... he got blood on my suit...
*on the way home*
Lucius: to heaven или hell... its cheesy but it is better than "you shouldn't have done that"
*Crash*
Lucius: who's there? if it's the cops I done
nuthin!
???: hello there...
Lucius: who are you?
???: the Вопрос is... who are you?
Lucius: says the girl that has a clock for an eye
Clockwork: says the guy that just murdered someone
Lucius: says the girl that somehow knows about it
Clockwork: says the guy that... umm
Lucius: my point exactly
*Bang*
Lucius: heh heh... he got blood on my suit...
*on the way home*
Lucius: to heaven или hell... its cheesy but it is better than "you shouldn't have done that"
*Crash*
Lucius: who's there? if it's the cops I done
nuthin!
???: hello there...
Lucius: who are you?
???: the Вопрос is... who are you?
Lucius: says the girl that has a clock for an eye
Clockwork: says the guy that just murdered someone
Lucius: says the girl that somehow knows about it
Clockwork: says the guy that... umm
Lucius: my point exactly
Slender: where the hell are those two...
Lucius: back!
Johhny: *tied up* RELEASE ME!
LJ: Johnny!?
Jeff: Ты know this guy!?
LJ: ya... he was a member of the SOK...
Johnny: Ты WORK FOR ZALG-
Lucius: *slaps Johnny*
LJ: calm down! we don't work for Zalgo
Johnny: LIES!
Lucius: *slaps Johnny*
Johnny: STO-
Lucius: *slaps*
Johnny: HEY-
Lucius: *slaps*
Johnny: ok i'll stop
Lucius: *slaps*
Johnny: I сказал(-а) I WOULD STOP!
Lucius: oops... sorry...
Johnny: Ты better be!
Lucius: back!
Johhny: *tied up* RELEASE ME!
LJ: Johnny!?
Jeff: Ты know this guy!?
LJ: ya... he was a member of the SOK...
Johnny: Ты WORK FOR ZALG-
Lucius: *slaps Johnny*
LJ: calm down! we don't work for Zalgo
Johnny: LIES!
Lucius: *slaps Johnny*
Johnny: STO-
Lucius: *slaps*
Johnny: HEY-
Lucius: *slaps*
Johnny: ok i'll stop
Lucius: *slaps*
Johnny: I сказал(-а) I WOULD STOP!
Lucius: oops... sorry...
Johnny: Ты better be!