Laughing Jack

[WARNING: all credit for this story goes to the original author!]



First of all, I need to apologize to you. I am so sorry. I'm coming to Ты in my time of need.
Please help me.
Please read this to the end.
That's it. That's all I ask. I don't know what to do или where to turn. Please just help me. That's all I ask.

My name is Andrea, and I'm a single mother. I don't tell Ты this like it's some badge of honor and I'm expecting cookies, milk, and chocolate-covered snowflakes like most of the others in my social круг would. They want some pats on the back, and some recognition, I just want some of...

i was planning on getting a Sonic riders game after watching the commercial. after when end of school, i have finally time in to find the game. i looked through everywhere on Ebay. wow,expensive as i imagine. i only found the cheapest one, but it looks like a plain 'ol Sonic Riders CD.It looks horribly scratched. Meh, i could work?.....right?. bought it. i waited 4 days. KNOCK KNOCK. Finally! the CD! as i opened the door , nobody was there. only a package on the floor.so i picked it up and began to ran to my room and play it.It probably will work right?

When it beggined,there was no sound. no...