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Anne Rice's Вампиры React to Twilight

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Source: deviantart.com (by EmpressFunk)

Louis, Lestat, and Armand take a гусак, гандер at Twilight...

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DesertClouds, skittyseven and 29 others like this

electric_ninja Oh,that's funny!

renrae Is there a way to enlarge it after clicking. I can't read it.

housegrl32 If you hover your mouse over it there should appear a button in the bottom right corner of the picture that enlarges it.

Cinders I can't enlarge it much either, but I can read it. I can't make out Bella's line in the first frame, but we all know how she sounds like anyway. First frame: Edward: "Bella, my love, you smell delicious-- I want to be with you always." (and Bella says something similar.) Second Frame: Louis: "Their love is so beautiful and tragic..." Third Frame: Lestat: "What the hell is this shit?! My autobiography was infinitely better! And this Edward sounds like a pansy-- who ever heard of a vegetarian vampire?! Louis tried that shit for a few months and then ended up eating a little girl!" Fourth Frame: Armand: "Oh yes-- turn your human lover into a vampire. That never turns out bad." EDIT: Figured out what Bella said: "Oh Edward, my marble sculpted Adonis, how could you ever love someone as plain as me?"

AliceHaleCullen I just choked on my drink :L :L :L

DizzyDaydream Haha now that was funny!

genyva Wow that funny

Myf_1992 wetting myself laughing over here!

AnimeDreams hahahaha xD could not stop laughing

XDRoseLuvsHP OMG that is HILARIOUS!! It's so true, that is totally how they would react!!

QueenVictoria73 yay! this is awesome!go lestat!

Kassaremidylynn That was freakin' hilarious!

TrueTwi_hard seriously: My coca cola is coming outta my nose right now!

knuklesismine TAAHAHAHAHAAHAHA,HAHA! th, th AHAHAHAHAAH... haha.... uhhh... y do they all have long hair?

Claudia4599 Oh lestat.... always so self sentered... that's what's great about You! Doesn't armand cut his hair Though? Anyway great comic

vampiregirl92 I love Armands reaction,lol. He would so think that.

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6 ways Twilight improved the world (for people who hate it)

posted by Asvini

Some of these are intended to be jokey, some are intended to be serious, none are intended to offend :)

1. It helps focus 'recreational hate' into one convenient area. What I consider to be recreational hate is hate that has no real purpose, like an annoying unintentional hobby. Like it's useful hate to hate injustice или animal cruelty, it's recreational hate to hate Paris Hilton или the fact that Sienna Miller is considered a style Иконка despite the fact that I've never seen her in an outfit that didn't look like she was talked into wearing it by a stylist who secretly hates her guts. Thing...

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Another ridiculous rant...

posted by AliceHaleCullen

I have noticed, that on the Twilight Series spot if a certain person adds decent content when a certain person is online, it gets rated very low. As much as I am a Фан of Twilight, it makes me wonder what it's all about anymore.

It shows how ridiculous the fanbase for it really is when people get bullied and bashed for having an opinion, или adding good content at the wrong time because they don't like the person who has added it.

I'm sure i'm not the first person to mention this, but it has recently caught my attention alot. Spam uploaders who add thousandsof pictures ask everyone to rate there...

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Team ____________

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It's finally happened: A vampire book worse than Twilight (spoilers)

posted by classicalexpert

It's called "Daughter of Darkness" by V.C. Andrews.

This book was just aweful. It's about a 17 год old vampire girl named Lorelie Patio (Mary Sue alert!) whos only purpose in life is to be her Daddy's sex slave. This book is filled with shallow evaluations of beauty, anti feminism, poor morals, and disgusting turn of events.

Lorelie has three sisters who are manipulated and emotionally abused by their father. The worst thing about it is that it's never seen as a bad thing. It's disguised as fatherly love. None of the characters recognize the manipulation или abuse. Ты have to read between the...

Good Job! But is it your job to explain?

posted by RonGetYourWand

This is under 'opinion' so please don't send any hate, it's just a though I had.

I have read various explainations both on this site and others about things antis point out as plot holes. (Ex: Renessme, Imprinting, Vampire Transformation, ect.) And I think that it's great that some people do think it through and don't just take it because it is what was written. What I don't understand is why Ты should have too.

In my mind, when an Автор creates a story with a new или different breed of creature they should explain it atleast to some degree.

I'm not saying she needs to explain every little thing,...

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100 Reasons why Twilight Suck

posted by XxGigglesxX

1. Twilight is the product of an immature writer. It reads like something out of my notebook from freshman year.
2. The only difference between Twilight and fanfiction.net is marginally better grammar.
3. And even that isn’t so great sometimes. English major fail.
4. I’ve read fanfiction that is lightyears better than Twitripe.
5. The prose is purple amethyst! Deep, luscious, dazzling amethyst that scintillates and glitters incandescently in the sun!
6. Not to mention, it’s also insanely repetitive.
7. THESAURUS ABUSE! Fancy words are not necessarily better words.
8. The storyline is trite and...

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Twilight = Epic Fail (Title of YouTube Video)

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Why this hater doesn't like Twilight.....

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Visions, and how different characters use them...

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Twilight Funny Pictures

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My Letter to Stephanie Meyer

posted by TriaRose

Dear Ms. Meyer,

Hi. I’m Tria. It’s nice to meet you. As Ты have probably guessed, I am Письмо to Ты concerning your series known as “The Twilight Saga.” If you’ll forgive me for being rude, I’d like to be blunt.

You fail.

Again, apologies for my rudeness. If you’ll allow me, I’m going to back up this assumption of your literary failure.

Let’s start with the plots, looking at each book individually, and then the Книги as a whole.
Twilight: Barely has a plot. The book is 300 или so pages of nothing happening besides mooning on about Edward and his eyes. Then Ты throw in three...

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Are the Cullens good heroes/heroines?

posted by MCRTS

After Чтение the post "Bella as a heroine should be illegal" by bendaimmortal, it got me thinking. Obviously, no-one would consider Bella лебедь a heroine. If Ты do, Ты have got a really great deal of imagination, или a warped sense of the world. Because, and I'm sure most Twilight Фаны would agree, the girl didn't do anything at all. Save being overly dramatic and being the damsel in distress.

What about the Cullens then? What about Carlisle, Alice, Esme, Jasper, Rosalie and Emmett? What about He-Who-Sparkles-In-Broad-Daylight? Would they be considered heroes/heroines?

No.

I say that the Cullens...

The Twilight Saga as a Subconscious Retelling of a Family Drama: The Real Story

posted by songwave

Note: It’s important for me to communicate that I don’t know the Автор of Twilight или her family personally and I do not intend them any insult; this Статья is purely academic speculation inspired by a story which will remain a timeless work of art. It is the emotional accessibility of the work which makes commentary such as this possible. I may be projecting the whole thing… But that’s exactly why Twilight is so successful, because it invites us so welcomingly into the story!

Every Фан knows the story of the Twilight Saga.
There are many theories as to what makes the story such a pop-culture...

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Opinions in the Twilight fandom... And why I don't agree with them

posted by katiecain

As a Фан of Twilight, I am part of a lot of related spots and discussions. However, as a Jacob & Bella fan, I often find myself disagreeing with most of the opinions of Twilight fans. In this Статья I'll go through some Комментарии I've read (slightly altered - don't want anyone out to get me!) and why I disagree with them. It's really just an informal rant. :P

'Edward & Bella have things in common unlike Jacob & Bella'

... What exactly? Let me guess: Classical music? Bella knows one song and suddenly they have something in common. They both read? When do we actually read of Bella reading...

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Bye Twilight. It was fun while it lasted.

posted by AliceHaleCullen

Soo, I read Twilight in 2005 and seriously thought it was the best thing I'd ever read, and never thought I'd read anything better. How young and stupidly naive I was!

When I first bought it, it was treasured, as were New Moon, Eclipse, Breaking Dawn & all the money wasting merchandise I purchased to. But over the past 2 years, I've seen the Фан base grow and grow and GROW into something that is just pretty hectic and down right ridiculous.

I personally feel sorry for the cast, especially Robert Pattinson. Poor guy, can't even walk out his front door without being mobbed. There's such thing...

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Why being a Twi-vamp would be great, even if Ты hate them

posted by Asvini

As someone who liked Вампиры before the fad started I'm one of the many people who dislikes the Twilight vampires. And thinks they should be reclassified as pixies. или that at least Zombie Bram Stoker should go have a serious talk with Stephenie Meyer about vampires... What do Ты mean Bram Stoker hasn't risen as a zombie in protest to the Twilight vampires? Why don't Ты go prove it? I'll wait...

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...They didn't come back, so I'm assuming Zombie Bram ate their brains. We'll have to carry on without them. Anyway, I must admit Meyerpires are an interpretation of the vampire myth I just don't...

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Six Избранное Twilight Characters

posted by OCFan123

Disclaimer: The Название of the Статья may seem to be a bit strange, as most of my Статьи that I have Опубликовано on here are usually issues I have with the Twilight Saga, but I decided that myself as an anti, wanted to write about things I actually do like about the series. Guarantee, I actually do think Stephanie Meyer did create some characters in this series, and I just wanted to Список my вверх 8. This will be in no particular order.
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Jasper Hale

If hypothetically, I were to meet the Cullen, I would think that Jasper would be the only one I probably be remotely afraid of in any sort of way. Or...

Twilight Jokes

posted by KateKicksAss

I found these online, and thought they were kinda funny, :)
Credit: wiki answers, wattpad.com, b L o g s p o t.com

How many Twilighters does it take to screw on a light bulb?
I don't know, they're all too busy fighting over who gets to be Mrs Cullen

What happened when Emmett Cullen stubbed his toe?
He made the whole city collapse!

Rosalie Hale was told to find something just as или еще beautiful then herself. She came back with a mirror!

How do Ты stop Jacob Black from attacking you?
You pick up a stick, throw it and yell "fetch"!

How do Ты irritate Edward Cullen?
Buy him a dog and call it Jacob!

Why...

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Renesmee and Jacob in a Leaked Breaking Dawn Trailer (Parody)

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A hilarious BD spoof. Jacob is hungry for Renesmee's love...and a McFlurry, :P

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Twilight Saga- Take it off

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The Twilight Saga: Eclipse Review: Rotten Tomatoes Показать

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