Your Wolfman Ripped Off Twilight 

Some precious gems I gleaned from that e-mail:

"[Your movie] gives the werewolves a bad name..." (Because it tarnishes their original good name as being romantic and shirtless.)
"your crappy remake" (Has she seen the 1941 version? Is she offended on behalf of that? Or does she think The Wolfman is a remake of Twilight?)
"How can a werewolf be killed with a silver bullet?" (Literally laughed so hard at this)
"TEAM JACOB- cuz hes a REAL WEREWOLVE!" (Because "Werewolve" is how it's ACTUALLY spelled, u posers!)

Oh...my...effing...freakin'...GOD!!!!!!!!!­!!!­!!!­!!!­!!!­!!!­!!!­!

:O

...Does she really not know about traditional werewolves?... How old is she?... And... And what about the shape-shifter thing? That is explained in Breaking Dawn?? I guess she hasn't read it...

I lol'd.

Yeah. True.
Harry Potter also destroyed Jacob Black's reputation. Because Lupin is too ugly and old to be a werewolf. He's not tanned and don't have a fake six pack.

@mispulka: I know, right?! How dare they!

"How can a werewolf be killed with a silver bullet?" (This also killed me, Cinders)
"It gives the werewolves a bad name and makes them look like some deformed mutation of a rabid dog." (Umm...they would be a deformed mutation of a rabid WOLF, to get technical. And werewolves, like vampires, usually are...evil.)
"I actually started to like werewolves after seeing Jacob Black and all his awesomeness on the big screen at the movies." (You JUST started to like werewolves? And it was only because of Twilight? *Facepalms*)
"Your stupid Wolf Movie didn't even make the top Movie for the charts; Valentines Day WITH TAYLOR Lautner!" (Well if you haven't made the label of 'ignorant fangirl' yet in your email, you certainly have now.)
"The Poser of who could never be even if they tried" (Speaking of the Wolfman poster; this just reminded me how much I loved the snarkiness of the guy who posted this article.)

I liked these comments though:
"It turns out Nosferatu is a tremendous rip off of Twilight as well, Team Edward for the win!"
"Twilight invented gothic horror!!!!!!! Stoker, Shelley, Poe...*tsk* *tsk*. How dare you hacks steal from someone who didn't even exist yet. For shame."

Ah Plenilunio, this was win. Thanks for posting it.



TEAM JACOB- cuz hes a REAL WEREWOLVE!

I think I just broke something from laughing so hard...