Twilight. Google. 

*dies laughing*
Ok, seriously, how do I even begin to mock this? It's so insane it's, like, self-mocking. Nothing I can say could possibly add to the wacky hilarity that is Twilight google. "Fast, beautiful search. Just like Edward" really? it's a beautiful search? that's good, because if there's one thing that pisses me off about regular google it's that when it finds me things it just isn't hot enough while doing it.

Holy crow, the Twilighters new homepage!
Is the tagline for real?

That's the creepiest freaking thing I've ever seen.

His hair totally clashes with the bright purple font.

*dies laughing*

Thank you so much! Now I'll have nightmares!

lol, if you put your mouse over edward's face, it says edward loves you!