I saw this on another spot, and thought it would be fun to do here.

You look at the time on your computer, and then make a sentence concerning David Bowie with the options below.

Identify the hour on your computer's clock:

1h AM/PM → I punched
2h AM/PM → I dated
3h AM/PM → I married
4h AM/PM → I made love with
5h AM/PM → I seduced
6h AM/PM → I killed
7h AM/PM → I sang to
8h AM/PM → I asked for a date with
9h AM/PM → I cherished
10h AM/PM → I danced with
11h AM/PM → I slept with
12h AM/PM → I kissed


Identify the minutes on your computer's clock:

01 or 31 min → David Bowie
02 or 32 min → Major Tom
03 or 33 min → The Man Who Sold the World
04 or 34 min → Ziggy Stardust
05 or 35 min → Lady Stardust
06 or 36 min → Aladdin Sane
07 or 37 min → Halloween Jack
08 or 38 min → Thomas Jerome Newton
09 or 39 min → The Thin White Duke
10 or 40 min → Screamin' Lord Byron
11 or 41 min → Maltazard
12 or 42 min → Zane
13 or 43 min → The Man Who Fell to Earth
14 or 44 min → Nikola Tesla
15 or 45 min → The Jean Genie
16 or 46 min → The Prettiest Star
17 or 47 min → The Laughing Gnome
18 or 48 min → Uncle Arthur
19 or 49 min → Julian Priest
20 or 50 min → Andy Warhol
21 or 51 min → John
22 or 52 min → Vendice Partners
23 or 53 min → Phillip Jeffries
24 or 54 min → The Goblin King
25 or 55 min → Monte
26 or 56 min → Pontious Pilot
27 or 57 min → William Rice
28 or 58 min → Cyrus Ogilvie
29 or 59 min → Jareth in his Labyrinth
30 or 00 min → Ziggy at a concert

Identify the colour of your shirt:

White → because I'm in love
Black → because I was drunk
Pink → because I'm nuts
Red → because the voices told me to
Blue → because I can't control myself
Green → because I hate myself
Purple → because I'm depressed
Yellow → because someone offered me $1000000
Orange → because I hate him
Coral → because he/they asked me to
Aqua → because I love myself
Grey → because he/they tried to kill me
Shirtless → because he/they was/were hot
Pattern / Combination → because he/they can’t control me
Brown → because he/they loves/love me
Other → because I wanted to


And, please, bear with me, some of the names of characters or alter-egos are obscure or repeats, but if you want to question the inclusion any of them, or their existence, just inbox me and I'll clear it up with you :D