“Did Ты know that Yagami spelled backwards says ‘I’m a gay’?”

“Explain to me the logic behind MelloxNear, and I’ll give Ты a million bucks.”

“Does L ever change his clothes, или is he just that crazy for giant white shirts and jeans? Really, wtf is up with that?...”

“The Вопрос we all want answered: is Mello или girl, или does he just have really bad PMS?”

“Why did Light have to make everything so damn complicated? It wasn’t like we couldn’t tell he was gonna lose in the end… oh, did I just spoil something for you? Sorry… not.”

“Raise your hand if Ты also...