I was out hiking in the woods with a few Друзья of mine, when we all got Остаться в живых and accidentally трещина, сплит up. Unfortunately, I got myself into the middle of the forest, and now I have NO idea how to get home.
For about an час или so, I sat on a stump, praying that my Друзья would find a chopper and pick me up.
Pfft. Some Друзья I have.
Suddenly, a dark figure was walking toward me. She had beautiful, long black hair, and was wearing a юбка that went over her knees--bad clothing for the forest.
I took my notepad out of my backpack and set it on my knees.
Me: You're Pocahontas, right?
Pocahontas: *nodding* Yes. Are Ты lost?
Me: *sighing* Yes, but I don't want to waste time. Do Ты mind if I interview you?
Pocahontas: *sitting down on the ground* Sure Ты can.
Me: *flipping through notepad* From my research, I hear that Ты like jumping off cliffs. Are Ты suicidal?
Pocahontas: *gaping* No, never! I jump for the fun of it. I Любовь the wind in my hair!
Me: If Ты hadn't gotten married, would Ты consider being a daredevil?
Pocahontas: Well, my father won't allow it.
Me: *writing* Ooh, you're a daddy's girl, aren't you?
Pocahontas: Of course. I Любовь my father very much.
Me: *scoffs* I barely see mine.
Pocahontas: *clicking tongue* That's sad.
Me: Why did Ты marry John Rolfe when it was JOHN SMITH whom Ты fell in Любовь with?
Pocahontas: I guess things change.
Me: But why would Ты leave a hot, blonde man that loves the thrill of adventure for a goody-two-shoes?
Pocahontas: It's hard to understand. Sometimes Ты Любовь someone, but then Ты meet someone else and Любовь them even MORE.
Me: *muttering* Glad I'm not in a relationship.
Pocahontas: Ты don't believe in the power of love?
Me: No....
Pocahontas: *grabbing me by the shoulders and starts to shake me* Are Ты MAD? There's nothing еще powerful than LOVE!
Me: *screaming* WHY ARE Ты SHAKING ME?!
Pocahontas: *letting go* Sorry, sometimes I go so overboard, I hardly notice.
Me: *glaring* Do the other princesses ever visit Ты here?
Pocahontas: Well, the only one who's ever visited me here was Mulan, because she wanted to be in a peaceful place for her fighting.
Me: Are Ты ever jealous of the other princesses because they have a house and Ты don't?
Pocahontas: *shaking head* Nope. I'm perfectly happy right now.
Me: Wow. I can NOT be happy living out in the woods.
Pocahontas: *frowning* Why not? The forest is very beautiful.
Me: How could Ты stand the медведь droppings all around? And how Ты don't have a bathroom? And what about those freaky demon squirrels who watch Ты when Ты sleep?
Pocahontas: Ты watch too many scary movies, don't you?
Me: Yes, yes I do. Would Ты ever agree if someone called Ты a hippie?
Pocahontas: Well, yes, because hippies believe in peace and so do I.
Me: By far, you're the hippiest princess ever.
Pocahontas: Why, thank you.
Me: That wasn't a compliment.
Pocahontas: *starting to walk away* Good luck getting out of here.
Jeez, was it something that I said? These princesses need a reality check, like pronto.
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For about an час или so, I sat on a stump, praying that my Друзья would find a chopper and pick me up.
Pfft. Some Друзья I have.
Suddenly, a dark figure was walking toward me. She had beautiful, long black hair, and was wearing a юбка that went over her knees--bad clothing for the forest.
I took my notepad out of my backpack and set it on my knees.
Me: You're Pocahontas, right?
Pocahontas: *nodding* Yes. Are Ты lost?
Me: *sighing* Yes, but I don't want to waste time. Do Ты mind if I interview you?
Pocahontas: *sitting down on the ground* Sure Ты can.
Me: *flipping through notepad* From my research, I hear that Ты like jumping off cliffs. Are Ты suicidal?
Pocahontas: *gaping* No, never! I jump for the fun of it. I Любовь the wind in my hair!
Me: If Ты hadn't gotten married, would Ты consider being a daredevil?
Pocahontas: Well, my father won't allow it.
Me: *writing* Ooh, you're a daddy's girl, aren't you?
Pocahontas: Of course. I Любовь my father very much.
Me: *scoffs* I barely see mine.
Pocahontas: *clicking tongue* That's sad.
Me: Why did Ты marry John Rolfe when it was JOHN SMITH whom Ты fell in Любовь with?
Pocahontas: I guess things change.
Me: But why would Ты leave a hot, blonde man that loves the thrill of adventure for a goody-two-shoes?
Pocahontas: It's hard to understand. Sometimes Ты Любовь someone, but then Ты meet someone else and Любовь them even MORE.
Me: *muttering* Glad I'm not in a relationship.
Pocahontas: Ты don't believe in the power of love?
Me: No....
Pocahontas: *grabbing me by the shoulders and starts to shake me* Are Ты MAD? There's nothing еще powerful than LOVE!
Me: *screaming* WHY ARE Ты SHAKING ME?!
Pocahontas: *letting go* Sorry, sometimes I go so overboard, I hardly notice.
Me: *glaring* Do the other princesses ever visit Ты here?
Pocahontas: Well, the only one who's ever visited me here was Mulan, because she wanted to be in a peaceful place for her fighting.
Me: Are Ты ever jealous of the other princesses because they have a house and Ты don't?
Pocahontas: *shaking head* Nope. I'm perfectly happy right now.
Me: Wow. I can NOT be happy living out in the woods.
Pocahontas: *frowning* Why not? The forest is very beautiful.
Me: How could Ты stand the медведь droppings all around? And how Ты don't have a bathroom? And what about those freaky demon squirrels who watch Ты when Ты sleep?
Pocahontas: Ты watch too many scary movies, don't you?
Me: Yes, yes I do. Would Ты ever agree if someone called Ты a hippie?
Pocahontas: Well, yes, because hippies believe in peace and so do I.
Me: By far, you're the hippiest princess ever.
Pocahontas: Why, thank you.
Me: That wasn't a compliment.
Pocahontas: *starting to walk away* Good luck getting out of here.
Jeez, was it something that I said? These princesses need a reality check, like pronto.
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Hello guys! Here's the first part of the countdown dedicated to Дисней Princesses Couples Month! All DP kisses were included. The most part of the kisses eliminated are from sequels, but there are also some kisses from original Фильмы that I've never expected to see out. The секунда part will be Загрузить once the countdown will end!
31.Pocahontas and John Rolfe: First Kiss.
It was to be expected, this couple isn't appreciated a lot. Their faces weren't even seen when they kissed; definitively it's the worst DP kiss.
I hate Pocahontas with John Rolfe... ~LauraLane
30.Cinderella and Prince Charming:...
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31.Pocahontas and John Rolfe: First Kiss.
It was to be expected, this couple isn't appreciated a lot. Their faces weren't even seen when they kissed; definitively it's the worst DP kiss.
I hate Pocahontas with John Rolfe... ~LauraLane
30.Cinderella and Prince Charming:...
When I Комментарий on one pick and other Фаны wonder why I say so, it inspires me to make an Статья to explain еще in the best way. I find a lot similarities of Elsa with Periwinkle (Secret of the Wings), Ralph and Vanellope (Wreck-it Ralph), Zarina (The Pirate Fairy), and Maleficent (Maleficent).
Similarities between Periwinkle & Elsa:
- Both have ice power
- Both ice are spreading quickly like огонь (okay, not definitely Periwinkle's ice but ice from Periwinkle's place)
- Both have white hairs, или whatever platinum blonde which looks...
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John Lasseter's Blue and Spikey "White" Hair
Similarities between Periwinkle & Elsa:
- Both have ice power
- Both ice are spreading quickly like огонь (okay, not definitely Periwinkle's ice but ice from Periwinkle's place)
- Both have white hairs, или whatever platinum blonde which looks...
For such a successful and expensive film, Frozen's complete lack of diversity (particularly ethnic diversity) really vexed me. Холодное сердце has four main human characters and out of the four:
- Four are white
- Four are all apparently straight
- Three are blonde
Looking at this, Ты can tell there is very little variation in Frozen's main cast. In ethnic terms, there really is no excuse of this. Холодное сердце needed еще POC.
I have heard one main argument (read: excuse) why Холодное сердце didn't have any racially diverse characters (and no: I am not counting black background characters). Some say that Frozen...
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- Four are white
- Four are all apparently straight
- Three are blonde
Looking at this, Ты can tell there is very little variation in Frozen's main cast. In ethnic terms, there really is no excuse of this. Холодное сердце needed еще POC.
I have heard one main argument (read: excuse) why Холодное сердце didn't have any racially diverse characters (and no: I am not counting black background characters). Some say that Frozen...
One of the Статьи on my to do Список and I went with this one because I knew it wouldn't take me too long to make it. Anyway this is my personal opinion on the best Дисней Princess Пение voice and I have a feeling most will disagree with me but that's kind of something I'm used to.
12.Merida
It turns out that Merida actually does sing in her movie, well sort of. Young Merida sings Noble Maiden Fair with her mother, which is a beautiful song. Now her voice is nice for a little kid but it can't compare to the other voices obviously. Also sorry to break it to Ты guys but we don't...
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12.Merida
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