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The Далее day, Ariel was in homeroom and some guy who was sitting Далее to blondie asked Ariel "Hey, is that your natural hair color?"
Ariel replied "Yeah."
"It's gorgeous." the guy replied back.
"This is Flynn или Ты can call him Eugene. We're dating at the mo." The blondie said.
"Hey Rapunzel, nice extensions. What's it made of?" сказал(-а) a dude who walked past Rapunzel.
She quickly сказал(-а) "Your mom's chest hair!!!" (Not really)
"I'm Rapunzel."
"Hi, I'm Ariel. Do Ты guys know where Room G is?"
Flynn took and looked at Ariel's agenda and сказал(-а) "Health Tuesday/Thursday Room G"
"I think it's in the back building." Rapunzel сказал(-а) trading glances with Flynn.
"Umm, yeah, it's in the back building. We'll take Ты there." Flynn said.
"Thanks!" Ariel replied
As the three were walking through the packed hallways, Flynn shouted "Watch out! New meat coming through!"
The three managed to arrive in the back building,
"Health, Spanish- you're taking 12th grade calculus?" Flynn asked.
"Yeah, I like math." Ariel said.
"Why?" asked Rapunzel.
"Because it's the same in every country." Ariel replied.
"That was beautiful, this girl is deep!" Flynn exclaimed. Ariel was suspicious about something.
"Ummmm, guys. Where's the back building?"
she asked.
"It burnt down a LONG time ago." Rapunzel replied.
"Won't we get into any trouble for this?" Ariel asked.
Rapunzel replied "Why would we get Ты in trouble? We're your friends."
Ariel knew it was wrong to skip class but she was in no position to pass up friends. Ariel guessed she'll never know what happened in Health class.
"So why'd'ya moved from home-schooling?" Flynn asked.
"I begged my dad that I wanted to explore the world above- I was originally a mermaid. It took some negotiating but I convinced him to turn me human- I turn back into a mermaid after school when I go home." Ariel replied.
"I think you're gonna be alright in here. You're like a regulation hottie! Own it! How d'ya spell your name again Ariel?" Rapunzel said.
"It's A-R-I-E-L. Pronounced like AIR." Ariel replied.
"Okay, ARIEL!" Rapunzel сказал(-а) with a grin.
In the name of Disney, would Ты look at Золушка Woods' gym clothes?" Flynn said. This "Cinderella" was wearing really short shorts and a blue спагетти strap tank вверх with the school logo as opposed to the other people who were wearing t-shirts.
"Of course all the Classics are in the same gym class." Flynn added.
"Who are the Classics?" Ariel asked curiously.
"They're teen royalty- literally, they were the first three princesses," Flynn replied and then сказал(-а) "If WDA was Seventeen magazine, they would always be on the cover."
Rapunzel сказал(-а) "That one there is Золушка Woods- she is one of the dumbest girls Ты will ever meet.Flynn sat Далее to her in English last год and she asked him how to spell orange."
Rapunzel then added "That little one there, that's Snow White Caselotti. She's totally rich and famous because she was the first full-length animated feature. She knows everything about everyone!"
Flynn whispered "That's why her hair is so big- it's full of secrets!"
"And evil takes a human form in Aurora Costa," Rapunzel сказал(-а) with a tense voice- meanwhile Aurora was being carried by loads of jocks "Don't be fooled, because she may seem like your typical selfish, back-stabbing,slut-faced ho-bag. But in reality,she is so much еще than that."
"She's Queen Bee! The звезда of WDA- the other two are just her workers."
"Aurora Costa. How do I begin to explain Aurora Costa?"

Aurora Costa is FlAWLESS
She has two Fendi purses and a silver Lexus.
I hear her hair's insured for $1,000,000.
I hear she does carriage commercials.In Japan.
Her Избранное movie is Sleeping Beauty (starring her. Shocker much?).
One time, she met John Smith on a plane. And he told her she was pretty.
One time,she punched me in the face.It was awesome.


"She always looks fierce and always wins any Prom events!" Rapunzel сказал(-а) with an annoyed tone.
"Every год we throw a Spring Fling election and whoever is elected will be King and Queen of the Spring Fling and become head of student activities!" Flynn said.
"Whatever," Rapunzel muttered to herself "Here is a map of WDA. Now where Ты sit in the cafeteria is crucial. Ты got your jocks, nerds, cool Asians, your somewhat friendly black bodies, girls who eat their feelings, girls who don't eat at all, desperate wannabes, burnouts, the greatest people Ты will ever meet (people often call us Art Freaks) and the worse... beware of the Classics.

As Ariel walked down the cafeteria with her lunch and молоко at hand, some guy stopped and asked her a Вопрос "Hey. We're doing a lunchtime survey of new students.Can Ты answer a few questions?"
"Okay." Ariel replied.
"Is your оладья, кекс, маффин buttered?" he asked
"What?" Ariel asked with confusion
"Would Ты like us to assign someone to масло, сливочное масло your muffin?" He asked.
"My what?" Ariel said- still very confused.
"Is he bothering you? Prince why are Ты such a skeez?" Aurora asked.
"I was just being friendly." Prince said
"Ughh, Ты were supposed to call me last night!" Snow White сказал(-а) with a pissed off voice.
"Prince, Ты do not come to a party at my замок then scam on some poor, innocent girl right in front of us! She's not interested. Do Ты want to have sex with him?" Aurora asked Ariel.
Ariel replied "No, thank you."
"Good so it's settled. Ты can go shave your back now. Bye Prince." Aurora said.
"Bitch!" Prince muttered under his breath.
As Ariel headed towards Rapunzel and Flynn's table, Aurora Costa сказал(-а) "Wait. Sit down."
Ariel looked at Flynn and Rapunzel who were miming "Get over here" with gestures.
"Seriously, sit down.
(Ariel sits down)
Why don't I know you?" Aurora сказал(-а) sweetly.
Ariel replied "I'm new, I just moved here from the ocean."
"What?" Aurora asked
"I used to be home- schooled."
"Wait, what?" Aurora asked again.
"My dad and my older sisters taught me at home-"Ariel replied.
"No, no. I know what Главная school is, I'm not retarded. So you've actually never been to a real school before?" She asked.
"Actually, I was never a human, I was always a mermaid." Ariel said.
"Shut up. Shut up!" Aurora сказал(-а) with a surprised look.
"I didn't say anything." Ariel сказал(-а) confused.
"Home-schooled. That's really interesting. And you're like really pretty!" Aurora said.
"Thank you" Ariel replied with a smile.
"So Ты agree, Ты think you're really pretty?" Aurora asked.
"Oh, I don't know." Ariel said.
"If your from the ocean, why are Ты a human?" Золушка asked Ariel.
"Oh my gosh Cindy, Ты can't just ask people why they're a human!" Snow White said
"It's okay, my dad turns me human every morning and back to mermaid form when I come home." Ariel replied.
"Could Ты give us some privacy for, like, one second?" Aurora asked.
"Yeah, sure." replied Ariel
Aurora whispered to Золушка and Snow White.
"OK, Ты should just know that we don't do this a lot, so this is, like, a really huge deal." Aurora said.
Snow White added "We wanna invite Ты to have lunch with us every день for the rest of the week."
"Oh, it's okay, I gotta-" Ariel was quickly interrupted by Aurora "Coolness.So we'll see Ты tomorrow." she smiled.
"On Wednesdays, we wear pink!" Золушка added.
I have always been intrigued with crossovers among Дисней princess couples. Although, honestly, most of these couples are for imagination and fictional enjoyment only as I tend to find еще and еще similarities between them than the original couples. I prefer original couple but sometimes i imagine different pairings as well.
Hope people won't find it awkward или weird to see these pairings and would enjoy it as interesting read. Having сказал(-а) that, I'd Любовь to hear your opinions of why any of these pairing is completely off and who would Ты rather pair them with?

1. Snow – Charming



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I have been wanting to write this Статья since beginning but it took a lot еще time to find that right kind of dresses for each princess. I Любовь weddings, the festivity of it, the promises in it, the preparations for it. I'm kind of disappointed that Дисней hasn't made it a ritual kind of a thing in its movies. Though I understand, different plots need different settings, but I'd still Любовь to see еще of Дисней weddings especially in a romantic plot. I so wish especially Aurora's and Snow's wedding, with them finding their prince in the classic fairytale set-up.
Initially I had wanted to...
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Hi everyone! Due to most of my Друзья getting a nasty cold this weekend and not being able to hang out, I spent the last few days shored up inside, watching the DP sequels that I hadn't yet seen and re-watching those that I didn't remember well. I was pleasantly surprised to find some "diamonds in the rough" that I wasn't expecting, but unfortunately also had to suffer through a few incredibly cringe-inducing films. I didn't include Belle's Tales of Friendship in this list, mostly because I couldn't find it online anywhere, but also because it's partly live-action so I didn't feel like it...
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I have recently learned that the red hair is a recessive gene and will eventually die out in centuries to come. To think of it, it is very sad as I absolutely Любовь the fiery reds. So this Статья is inspired from this Последнее learning and to dedicate to my favourite hairstyle among all princesses.

13. Cinderella:
I hated putting her so down, especially she being my 3rd favourite princess. I hate the length of her hair, its like neither here nor there. I'd say, being a house maid, the пони with simple tie-band suited her purpose. I actually liked her cute little braids in the morning. But when...
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I thought it would be a cute idea to do an Статья with something positive about each of the Дисней Princesses in the style of a high school yearbook. Since I am Письмо this from my opinion, I have labeled them with traits that I find the most positive in a princess/female.

1. Snow White- Most Caring & Kind: Snow White wouldn't hurt a fly. She is so kind and caring that she doesn't even understand why the Животные were trying to attack the evil Queen disguised as an old woman. "With a smile and a song" it is clear that Snow White is very nurturing. She immediately takes to the dwarves like...
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 "The цветок that blooms in adversity is the most rare and beautiful of them all."
"The flower that blooms in adversity is the most rare and beautiful of them all."
So while there are a lot of great things that are pointed out about the movie Mulan, there are also things that I haven't seen pointed out yet so I wanted to share.

1. Realistic Representation of Culture: I Любовь that it is not over-Americanized and mostly stays true to Chinese and Asian culture. The most American part of the film is the fact that she thinks she can take a man's place in the army. That and Grandmother Fa's Комментарии in general. Other than that, the movie is pretty accurate to her culture. I find this important because I don't understand the point of Показ a different culture...
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I apologize in advance if I am being harsh, I hate to get all critical about hair but I do it because there's really not that much to say and I'd rather fill in the blank spaces. Anyway, enjoy!







11. Beast
Beast's doesn't even look like hair, еще like мех или a greaseball. Which makes sense since he's been an animal for most of the movie... anyway moving on. I don't mind the length at all, it's majestic. Although I still think his hair is awful в общем и целом, общая and rightfully deserves last place on my list.


10. Charming
Sequel или original, his hair looks like plastic. People criticize his looks...
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Эй, guys here are the ages of your Избранное prince and princesses


1. Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs (1937)
Snow White Age-14
Prince Florina Age-17-18

2. Золушка (1950)
Золушка Age-19
Prince Henry Age-more than 19

3. Sleeping Beauty (1959)
Aurora Age-16
Prince Phillip Age-19-20

4. Beauty and the Beast (1991)
Belle Age-17
Prince Adam Age-21

5. The Little Mermaid (1989)
Ariel Age-16
Prince Eric-18

6. Pocahontas (1995)
Pocahontas Age-18
John Smith Age-more than 20

7. Мулан (1998)
Мулан Age-16
Li Shang Age-more than 18

8. The Princess and the Frog (2009)
Tiana Age-19
Naveen Age-more than 20

9. Рапунцель - Запутанная история (2010)
Rapunzel Age-18
Prince Eugene Age-24

10. Храбрая сердцем (2012)
Merida Age-16

11. Холодное сердце (2013)
Anna Age-18
Kristoff Age-21
Elsa Age-21

12. Аладдин (1992)
жасмин Age-16
Аладдин Age-18
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This is my ranking of the princess films. These are my personal opinions. It is okay if Ты don't agree with my Список but please no rude comments.

12. Brave

I hate this movie. I haven't seen it in 3 years and I don't want to see it again. I think Дисней as dimitri put it, was trying to hard to please radical feminists that hate Дисней princesses. Merida is so rude bratty and obnoxious I just want to перфоратор, удар, пунш her in the face. Moving on.

11. Frozen

Another Дисней movie I can't stand. Like with Brave, I think Дисней was trying to hard to be progressive. The characters are extremely annoying and the soundtrack...
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Now that I am done with school I can finally write my ranking of the Дисней Princesses. These are just my personal opinions. It is ok if Ты disagree with my Список but please no rude comments.

13. Merida

I really can't stand Merida. I haven't been Храбрая сердцем in 3 years but I don't want to see it again. I think she is rude, bratty, & obnoxious. Moving on.

12. Elsa

I'm not an Elsa fan. I don't find her very likeable. She just irritates me. I don't really know what else to say.

11. Anna

I like her better than Else no doubt but she doesn't do much for me. I hated the line she when she сказал(-а) she is gassy....
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Last time I wrote about songs that I thought suited Mulan, today I'll write about songs that I think Форс-мажоры Pocahontas, hope you'll like this Статья :)

link - Bon Jovi
Totally Форс-мажоры her, she does crazy things in the movie and the people in her movie judge her because of that

link - Justin Timberlake
This song describes Pocahontas' and John Smith's relationship perfectly well (even though the song is quite long)

link - Katy Perry
Like the Назад song it describes Pocahontas' and John Smith's relationship quite well, not as great as the Назад one, but still it sort of suits

link - Michael Jackson...
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