One night, in new york, there was a husband and a wife with a baby. They were walking when suddenly a gun shot came. It was an evil cowboy called Texas Pete and his very cowardly, outrageously camp henchman, Skeleton. “What are Ты doing here?” Shouted a husband. “Get away from us!” Shouted a wife. “Let the baby go!” Shouted Tex. “Or I shall kill Ты both!” “Never!” Shouted a husband and a wife. “Go get them, Tex!” Shouted Skeleton evilly. Texas Pete and Skeleton chased after a husband and a wife. “Help us, Police!” They cried. But it was too late. Texas Pete was already going to shoot them. “Ahhhh, how sweet!” сказал(-а) Tex. “Ow! Skeleton, the baby is trying to pull my mustach!” “All right, Tex. Now, my pretty baby boy,” сказал(-а) Skeleton, “that’s naughty. Are Ты all right, Tex.” “No, Skeleton! I’m not all right!” Shouted Tex. “What?” сказал(-а) Skeleton. “I am not all right!” Shouted Tex again. “The baby is so stupid. He’s so bulky. I’m gonna call him Bulk.” “Why are Ты going to call him Bulk?” Asked Skeleton. “I just think it’s a good idea because he will be an overweight fool with intense stupidity.” сказал(-а) Tex. “Arrest Tex and Skeleton,” Shouted the leader of the coppers, “who murdered the baby’s mother and father!” “Quick, Skel!” Shouted Tex. “We’d better go back to our hideout!” As the years passed, Bulk grew into an overweight man. “Good morning, Skeleton!” сказал(-а) Bulk. “Good morning, Bulk!” сказал(-а) Skeleton happily. “I hope Ты slept well. Ты are my best friend ever.” “I certainly did, Skeleton.” сказал(-а) Bulk. “After all, that’s what Друзья are for.” Tex woke up. “Morning, boys!” сказал(-а) Tex. “Morning, Tex!” сказал(-а) Bulk and Skeleton. “Today, we have pears. They’re really tasty.” сказал(-а) Tex. And Tex began to sing. “One picks up the pear. The most best Фрукты ever! Ты can have груша pies или груша tarts. One picks up the pear. The most delicious thing ever!” Tex ate the pear. “There,” сказал(-а) Tex, “now that was delicious, wasn’t it?” “It certainly was, Tex!” сказал(-а) Bulk and Skeleton. “Now, Bulk.” сказал(-а) Tex. “Yeah?” сказал(-а) Bulk. “Outside of new york, there’s a Statue of Liberty.” сказал(-а) Tex. “When Ты see a lovely roof at the top, Ты gotta see it. Before Ты and Skeleton can go back, throw him off first. Well, go now.” So Bulk and Skeleton went out of Tex’s hideout. They were walking down the улица, уличный outside of new york. When they got to the Statue of Liberty, they climbed up the steps. “Tex сказал(-а) there’s a lovely roof at the top.” сказал(-а) Bulk. “He would.” Agreed Skeleton. “And he wants us to see it.” сказал(-а) Bulk. “There, isn’t it pretty?” “Oh,” сказал(-а) Skeleton, “I suppose it is if Ты like that sort of thing. Oh. Oh, please, let’s go back.” “Uh, no.” сказал(-а) Bulk. “Tex сказал(-а) I have to throw Ты off first.” “What?” Shouted Skeleton in a panic. “You is probably joking!” Then Bulk let go of Skeleton. “Whatever Ты do, don’t look down.” сказал(-а) Skeleton to himself. “Ahhhhhh! Help!” In the treehouse, there was a teddy медведь called Superted and his bumbling companion, Spotty. “Tell me the magic word, Superted.” сказал(-а) Spotty. “No.” Replied Superted. “But I won’t tell anyone else.” сказал(-а) Spotty. “Nop.” сказал(-а) Superted. “But Superted, why can’t Ты tell me a magic word?” Asked Spotty. “Because it’s a secret.” Answered Superted. Then the screen came on. “Superted!” Shouted the leader of the coppers. “Calling Superted! There’s someone on the Statue of Liberty!” “I’ll just say my secret magic word.” сказал(-а) Superted. So he сказал(-а) his secret magic word and he and Spotty flew to rescue Skeleton. The villain was ready to drive his фургон, ван to Superted’s treehouse. “At last!” сказал(-а) Tex to himself. “After all these years! If it wasn’t hard to find, just follow up the trails and you’re there.” Tex laughed evilly. “When I know that magic word, no one in the world will be safe.” сказал(-а) Tex. “Now, where shall I hide these microphones? Ah ha! There. Evil Bulk will be able to hear his magic word.” Then Tex had an evil laugh. Back on the Statue of Liberty, Skeleton was slipping. Then the seagulls came and tickled his bones. Superted and Spotty came. But Skeleton fell. However, Superted managed to rescue him. Back at his treehouse, Superted and Spotty had a talk. “I think we should lock Skeleton up.” сказал(-а) Spotty. “No. We can’t lock him up because he was afraid of heights. But what was he doing?” сказал(-а) Superted. “I think Tex is up to something. He put a microphone on the football. Bulk doesn’t listen to my magic word unless he tells him too.” “What?” Shouted Bulk. “He’s just stupid, Spotty.” сказал(-а) Superted. “Well if we ignore Bulk, would Ты like a game of football?” “Um, no thanks.” Answered Superted. “Bulk might spot my magic word.” “But Superted, Bulk is a nice man and is Друзья with Skeleton.” Explained Spotty. “Well don’t talk such nonsense, Spotty.” сказал(-а) Superted. Back in new york, Texas Pete and Skeleton were on the boat. “Thanks for my arm, Tex.” сказал(-а) Skeleton. “You’re very kind.” “Who are Ты calling kind?” Snarled Tex. “That Ты are, Tex.” сказал(-а) Skeleton. “You’re very kind and generous.” “Generous?” Shouted Tex. “No one calls me generous and gets away with it!” “Tex, what are Ты doing? You’re not really kind или generous. You’re horrible and nasty and…! Ahhhhh!” Cried Skeleton. “Tex, don’t leave me here!” “Now I only hope Bulk’s listening.” сказал(-а) Tex to himself. “Tex!” Shouted Skeleton. “Oh no! Not again!” сказал(-а) Superted. “Who’s that, Superted?” Asked Spotty. “He looks like a coastguard, Spotty.” “Superted, hello! We need your help!” Shouted a coast guard. “We’ve recived someone floating in the sea a hundred miles off the coast!” “I’ll be right there!” сказал(-а) Superted. “I’ll just say my secret my word.” “Yea?” сказал(-а) Bulk excitedly. Bulk was overjoyed to hear his secret word. “I’ve heard it!” Shouted Bulk excitedly. “I think I’ll say my magic word, Spotty.” Bulk immediately сказал(-а) Superted’s magic word. Then he was ready to fly off. He sang. “Who’s a медведь that flies through the air? Superted! Superted! SUPERTED!” Superbulk was flying through the sky. “It’s easy when Ты know how!” He said. “I can go backwards. Wa Hey! Oh no! Help! Whoaaah! Oh!” Superted and Spotty rescued Skeleton again. “I told Ты Tex was up to something.” сказал(-а) Superted. “How did Ты know?” Asked Spotty. “He obviously wants to keep away from the treehouse. But why?” Explained Superted. “Come on, Spotty!” They put Skeleton down on the sand. Skeleton saw one of the seagulls who had got his arm. “Come back with my arm!” He shouted. “Oi you! Come back!” But the seagull didn’t come back. Back at Superted’s treehouse, Superted saw something. “There’s no one here.” сказал(-а) Superted to himself. “Someone left a pear. It might be poisioned.” Just then, Spotty bumped into Superted. “You don’t think you’ve left a microphone, Superted.” сказал(-а) Spotty. “I haven’t, Spotty.” Replied Superted. “It’s just that we’ve been bugged! We’d better go down and see.” “Well, it’s the least we can do.” сказал(-а) Spotty. They went to Tex’s van. “If Ты hear the microphones, Ты can listen to anything.” сказал(-а) Superted. “Let’s go inside. There’s no one but a shape of…… BULK!” Cried Superted and Spotty. “Come on, Spotty!” Cried Superted. “We’d better stop them или then we will be in trouble!” Meanwhile, Bulk was flying with the bees. He saw some flowers. He sniffed them but then sneezed! He bumped into Texas Pete in the tree. “OK, Bulk,” сказал(-а) Tex, “Fun’s over. This is where Ты tell your uncle Tex the secret word.” But Bulk flew up. “Tex, I can fly just like a bee.” сказал(-а) Bulk. “Don’t play games with me, Ты dummy!” Shouted Tex. “Tell me the word!” “Ah, don’t do that, Tex.” сказал(-а) Bulk. “You’re spoiling my lovely costume. I only got it today.” “Tell me the word, Bulk, или I’ll tear Ты limb from limb!” Shouted Tex. “Don’t push, Tex!” Shouted Bulk. “Tell me!” Shouted Tex angrily. “You’re hurting!” Shouted Bulk. “Tell me the….!” Shouted Tex. “Tex!” Shouted Bulk. Then he punched his face. “I can take a few words at the time like that, Tex. And when Ты talk like that, the words go in my head, and I get very confused, and I don’t think Ты should do it again!” Shouted Bulk. He threw Tex to the дерево trunk. “Bulk, how could Ты treat your best buddy like that?” сказал(-а) Tex. “Look, there’s Tex!” Called Supeted. “How did he get up there?” Asked Spotty. “If he knew the magic word, maybe he flew there!” сказал(-а) Superted. Tex fell but was saved by Bulk. “Are Ты really my best friend, Tex?” Asked Bulk. “Sure!” Replied Tex. “Well you’ve done too much trouble. If only Ты told me the magic word, we can both fly and Ты wouldn’t have to carry me.” “Yea!” сказал(-а) Bulk. “Why didn’t I think of that?” “Probably because you’re too stupid.” Thought Tex. “I think it’s like abra kadabra.” сказал(-а) Bulk. “We’ve almost got them!” Shouted Superted. “What do Ты do when Ты don’t get a pear?” Asked Tex. “It’s no use, Tex.” сказал(-а) Bulk. “I’ve forgotten.” “You idiot!” Shouted Tex who knocked his head and fell to the ground. “All that trouble, he forgets the magic word?” Sobbed Tex. “Yea hey!” Shouted Bulk cheefully. “Come back here!” Shouted Tex angrily. Then he began to cry. “Bulk might know in a few minutes.” сказал(-а) Superted. He and Spotty flew to the seaside. “By my calculation, Bulk should stop any moment now!” сказал(-а) Superted. Then Bulk stopped and fell to the sea. “Ah hello, Skeleton.” Smiled Bulk. “Oh Bulk, my arm!” сказал(-а) Skeleton. “I just knew Ты would come because you’re my best friend ever.” “Well, Skeleton,” сказал(-а) Superted, “We’ll take Ты and Bulk to our treehouse in no time.” Later that night, Superted wasn’t very happy. “I can’t do it.” Sighed Superted. “Why not?” Asked Bulk. “Well if Ты can be my superhero, Ты can save people when they’re in danger. By the way, Tex is not trying.” сказал(-а) Superted. “That’s right, Superted!” сказал(-а) Bulk. “I’ll never see him again because he’s really evil.” The Далее day, Tex was eating a lot of pears. “That Bulk.” сказал(-а) Tex angrily. “He doesn’t know the magic word. I think I’ll listen to the microphones again.” “I’ll just say my secret magic word, Bulk, Skeleton and Spotty.” сказал(-а) Superted. “Ah ha!” Snarled Tex in an evil surprise. “Now I know. I’ll say my secret magic word.” Then he transformed into Evil Supertex! Then Tex flew threw the woods. “Do Ты think Tex сказал(-а) my magic word?” Asked Superted. “He did!” Cried Skeleton. “He’s the worst villain in the world!” “Come on, Spotty!” Shouted Superted. “Run!” “There’s no way Ты can run, Superted.” Hissed Tex. He chased after him and his friend, Spotty. But luckily, it was Superbulk to the rescue! “Thank Ты for saving us, Bulk.” сказал(-а) Superted. “You’re the best hero ever!” сказал(-а) Spotty. “You’re welcome, Superted and Spotty.” сказал(-а) Bulk. “Because that’s what Друзья are for!” “I made a wax of pear, Superbulk.” сказал(-а) Superted. “Will Ты give it to Tex?” “Of course, Superted.” Replied Bulk. He put a waxed груша on the дерево trunk. “Well, what have we got here?” сказал(-а) Tex in a surprise. “A pear!” He ate a груша and….. “Yuck! This груша is made of wax. BULK!” Roared Tex. “Oh no!” Cried Bulk. “It’s Tex!” Bulk flew as fast as he could. But Tex fell to the ground again. Then the coppers came. “There he is!” Shouted the leader of the coppers. “We’ve been looking for this evil cowboy for years! Arrest him!” “Noooooooooo!” Cried Tex, and was taken to jail for good. Everyone in new york were happy with Bulk. “Now, Bulk,” сказал(-а) Superted, “I give Ты a medal!” “Thanks, Superted!” сказал(-а) Bulk happily. “It’s nice to be Друзья with Ты and Spotty. Come on, Skeleton! Let’s go home!” Skeleton сказал(-а) the last words. “Bulk wouldn’t leave me all alone. Because it’s the end, he’s my friend.” And they lived happily ever after.



The End!