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Fan fiction by Pyjamarama posted Больше года
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Clayton: Hiding, are we? Good! I could use a challenge, because after hunting you, gathering up your little ape family will be all too easy!

Clayton: Even if Ты hadn't grown up a savage, you'd be lost. There are no trails through a woman's heart.

Clayton: If I can teach a попугай to sing "God Save the Queen," I can certainly teach this savage a thing или two.

Professor Porter: Looks like a man but walks like an ape. He could be the missing link!
Clayton: или our link to the gorillas.

[repeated line]
Clayton: Have we met?

[Tarzan takes Clayton's gun and aims it at him]
Clayton: Go ahead. Shoot me.
Clayton: Be a man.
[a shot is heard, but not from the gun; it's Tarzan mimicking a gunshot]
Tarzan: Not a man like you!

Clayton: Sorry for the rude welcome, but I couldn't have Ты making a scene when we put your furry Друзья in their cages.
Tarzan: Why?
Fan fiction by Pyjamarama posted Больше года
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Guard: [after lighting the signal fire] Now all of China knows you're here.
Shan-Yu: [lights a flag on the fire] Perfect.

Imperial scout: The Emperor will stop you.
Shan-Yu: Stop me? He invited me.
[clutching the scout and holding him aloft]
Shan-Yu: By building his Стена he challenged my strength. Well, I'm here to play his game.

Shan-Yu: I tire of your arrogance, old man. Bow to me!
The Emperor of China: No matter how the wind howls, the mountain cannot bow to it.
Shan-Yu: Then Ты will kneel in *pieces*!

[Shan-Yu releases two captured Imperial scouts to give the Emperor a message]
Shan-Yu: How many men does it take to deliver a message?
[Hun Archer draws back his bow and aims]
Hun Archer: One.

[to a pair of captured Imperial scouts]
Shan-Yu: Nice work, gentlemen. Ты found the Hun army.

Shan-Yu: Looks like you're all out of ideas.
[he stabs at her with his sword; she dodges, catches the sword with the Фан and twists it out of his hands]
Fan fiction by Pyjamarama posted Больше года
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Hercules: Ты like making deals. Take me in Meg's place.
Hades: Hmm. The son of my hated rival trapped forever in a river of death.
Hercules: Going once...
Hades: Is there a downside to this?
Hercules: Going twice...
Hades: Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. Ты get her out. She goes, Ты stay.
[Hercules dives in to save Megara]
Hades: Oh, there's just one thing. You'll be dead before Ты can get to her. That's not a problem, is it?

Hades: How sentimental. Ты know, I haven't been this choked up since I got a ломоть of moussaka caught in my throat.

Panic: "Hercules." Why does that name ring a bell?
Pain: I don't know. Um, maybe we owe him money?
Hades: What-was-that-name-again?
Meg: Hercules.
Panic: Wait, wasn't Hercules the name of that kid we were supposed to...?
Pain, Panic: Oh, my Gods!
[they run, Hades seizes them]
Hades: So Ты took care of him, huh? "Dead as a doornail." Weren't those your *exact* words?
Fan fiction by Pyjamarama posted Больше года
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Frollo: [as Quasimodo towers over him] Now, now... L-Listen to me, Quasimodo...
Quasimodo: [heaving in gasping breaths] No, *you* listen! All my life, Ты have told me that the world is a dark, cruel place. But now I see that the only thing dark and cruel about it is people like you...

Frollo: Look at that disgusting display.
Phoebus: [raising his visor] Yes, sir!

Quasimodo: Ты are good to me master. I'm sorry.
Frollo: You're forgiven. But remember Quasimodo, this is your sanctuary.
[Frollo leaves]
Quasimodo: My sanctuary.

Brutish Guard: Minister Frollo, the gypsy has escaped.
Frollo: What?
Brutish Guard: She's nowhere in the cathedral. She's gone.
Frollo: But how? I...
Frollo: Never mind. Get out Ты idiot. I'll find her. I'll find her if I burn down all of Paris!

Frollo: [singing] God have mercy on her / God have mercy on me / But she will be mine или she... will... BURN!
Fan fiction by Pyjamarama posted Больше года
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Governor Ratcliffe: Wiggins, why do Ты think those insolent heathens attacked us?
Wiggins: Because we invaded their land and cut down their trees and dug up their earth?
Governor Ratcliffe: It's the gold! They have it and they don't want us to take it from them. Well, I'll just have to take it by force then, won't I?

Wiggins: Do Ты think we'll meet some savages?
Governor Ratcliffe: If we do, we shall be sure to give them a proper English greeting.
Wiggins: [holds up baskets of wine and cheese] Ooh, gift baskets!
Governor Ratcliffe: Oh, no. And he came so highly recommended.

Governor Ratcliffe: [taken away in chains, muffled] How dare you! Untie me at once! I'll have your heads for this!
Wiggins: [tearfully] And he came so highly recommended.

Governor Ratcliffe: I've never been a Популярное man.
Wiggins: I like you.
Governor Ratcliffe: And don't think I don't know what those back stabbers at court say about me.
Fan fiction by Pyjamarama posted Больше года
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Young Simba: Hey, Uncle Scar, guess what?
Scar: I despise guessing games.
Young Simba: I'm gonna be King of Pride Rock.
Scar: Oh, goody.
Young Simba: My dad just showed me the whole kingdom. And I'm gonna rule it all. Heheh.
Scar: Yes. Well, forgive me for not leaping for joy. Bad back, Ты know.
[flops on his side]
Young Simba: Эй, Uncle Scar, when I'm King, what'll that make you?
Scar: A monkey's uncle.
Young Simba: [laughs] You're so weird.
Scar: Ты have no idea.

Zazu: [singing] Nooooobody knows the trouble I've seen. / Nooooobody knows my sorrow.
Scar: Oh, Zazu, do lighten up. Sing something with a little *bounce* in it.
Zazu: [singing] It's a small world after all...
Scar: NO! No. *Anything* but that!
Zazu: [singing] I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts. / Dee-dee-dee-dee, / There they are just standing in a row.
Zazu, Scar: [Scar joins in] Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head...
Fan fiction by Pyjamarama posted Больше года
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Sultan: Prince Ali Ababwa! Of course! I'm delighted to meet you.
[he shakes Aladdin's hand]
Sultan: This is my royal vizier, Jafar. He's delighted, too.
Jafar: [*very* dryly] Ecstatic.

[Iago is powering a mystic device by foot power]
Iago: With all due respect, Your Rottenness, couldn't we just wait for a *real* storm?
Jafar: Save your breath, Iago. Faster!
[he inserts the Sultan's ring into the вверх of the hourglass]
Iago: Yes, O Mighty Evil One!
[he pedals the device faster]

Jafar: How many times do I have to kill you, boy?

Genie: [turns into a cheerleader] Rick 'em, rack 'em, rock 'em, rake! Stick that sword into that snake!
Jafar: Ты sssstay out of thissss!
Genie: [Weakly] Jafar, Jafar, he's our man; if he can't do it, GREAT!

Princess Jasmine: Father, I choose Prince Ali!
Jafar: Prince Ali left!
[shows Аладдин standing in the doorway to the balcony]
Fan fiction by Pyjamarama posted Больше года
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Gaston: How can Ты read this? There's no pictures!
Belle: Well, some people use their imagination.

Gaston: This is the день your dreams come true.
Belle: What do Ты know about my dreams, Gaston?
Gaston: Plenty! Here, picture this: A rustic hunting lodge, my latest kill roasting on the fire, and my little wife massaging my feet, while the little ones play on the floor with the dogs. We'll have six или seven.
Belle: Dogs?
Gaston: No, Belle! Strapping boys, like me!
Belle: Imagine that.
Gaston: And do Ты know who that little wife will be?
Belle: Let me think...
Gaston: You, Belle!
Belle: Gaston, I'm-I'm speechless. I really don't know what to say.
Gaston: Say you'll marry me!
Belle: I'm very sorry, Gaston... but... but I just don't deserve you!

Gaston: If I didn't know better, I'd think Ты had *feelings* for this monster.
Belle: He's no monster, Gaston, *you* are!
Fan fiction by Pyjamarama posted Больше года
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Ursula: Yeeeeeees, hurry home, princess. We wouldn't want to miss old Daddy's celebration, now, would we? Huh! Celebration indeed. Bah! In *my* day, we had fantastical feasts when I lived in the palace. And now, look at me - wasted away to practically nothing - banished, and exiled, and practically starving, while he and his flimsy fish-folk celebrate. Well, I'll give 'em something to celebrate soon enough. Flotsam! Jetsam! I want Ты to keep an extra close watch on this pretty little daughter of his. She may be the key to Triton's undoing...

Ursula: Oh, no, no, no, no, no. I can't stand it! It's too easy! The child is in Любовь with a human. And not just any human. A prince!
Ursula: Her daddy'll Любовь that. King Triton's headstrong, lovesick girl would make a charming addition to my little garden.

Ursula: Come in. Come in, my child. We mustn't lurk in doorways. It's rude. One might Вопрос your upbringing.

Ursula: Well, angelfish, the solution to your problem is simple. The only way to get what Ты want is to become a human yourself.
Fan fiction by Pyjamarama posted Больше года
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Sykes: Three sunrises. Three sunsets. Three days, Fagin.
Fagin: [counting on his fingers] Three sunrises. Three sunsets. Three days. Three, three, three. That's nine. Nine?
Sykes: No, Fagin. Three.
Fagin: Three? Oh, Ты mean, just three days? Oh, my goodness! Oh, I'm having a bad day!
Sykes: Now, I lent Ты some money, and I don't see it. Do Ты know what happens when I don't see my money, Fagin?
[rolls up the car window on Fagin's neck]
Sykes: People get hurt. People like Ты get hurt. Do I make myself clear?
Fagin: [wheezing] Clear! Perfectly clear!
Sykes: So, Fagin. Did we bring something green and wrinkly to make Sykes happy?
Fagin: Sykes, I have an airtight kitty - plan. Plan! It's sweet and simple, the plan... Let me start over again.
Sykes: Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy.
Fagin: I got this kitty, see...
Sykes: What am I going to do with you, Fagin?
Fagin: Please, Sykes...
Sykes: If Ты don't have my money...
Fan fiction by Pyjamarama posted Больше года
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Ratigan: Oh, I Любовь it when I'm nasty. Fidget?
[Fidget snores]
Ratigan: FIDGET!
[Fidget wakes up, falling to the ground]
Ratigan: Bright and alert as always. Here's the list. Ты know what to do and no mistakes!
Fidget: No-no-no mistakes. Tools, gears, girl, uniforms...
Fidget: NOW, FIDGET!
Fidget: I'm going, I'm going, I'm going!
[Fidget scurries off]

Henchmen: [singing] Oh Ratigan, oh Ratigan / You're tops, and that's that / To Ratigan, to Ratigan...
Bartholomew: To Ratigan, the world's greatest rat! Hic!
[Ratigan does spit take; the henchmen turn in terror]
Ratigan: What was that?
Bartholomew: Hic!
Ratigan: What did Ты call me?
Henchmen: Oh, he didn't mean it, Professor!
Henchman #2: It... it was just a slip of the tongue.
Ratigan: I am not a rat!
Henceman #3: Course you're not.
Thug Guard: You're a mouse.
Henchman #2: Yeah, a-a big mouse.
Fan fiction by Pyjamarama posted Больше года
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The Horned King: Soon the Black Cauldron will be mine. Its evil power will course through my veins, and I shall make Ты Cauldron Born. Yes. Yes. Oh, yes. Then Ты will worship me! Me. Oh, my soldiers. How long I have thirsted to be a god among mortal men.

The Horned King: I presume, my boy, Ты are the keeper of this oracular pig.

[as the army of the dead collapses]
The Horned King: This had better not be your fault!
[grabs Creeper by the neck]
Creeper: Perhaps it just needs another body, Sire.
The Horned King: Yes. *Yours*!

[as he activates the Black Cauldron]
The Horned King: Now I call on my Army of the Dead; the Cauldron-born! Arise, my messengers of death! Our time has arrived!

[approaching Taran with fury]
The Horned King: You've interfered for the last time!
Creeper: Ha ha! Go for his throat, sire!
The Horned King: [shouting] NOW, PIG KEEPER, Ты SHALL DIE!

Fan fiction by Pyjamarama posted Больше года
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[Chief has a busted leg and is whimpering loudly]
Amos Slade: Chief, get back in there before I break your other leg.

Widow Tweed: Amos Slade, Ты trigger-happy lunatic! Give me that gun!
[Tweed takes the gun, then shoots Amos' radiator]
Amos Slade: My radiator! Why, Ты blasted female...
Widow Tweed: [pointing the gun at Amos] Hold it, right there.
Amos Slade: Watch it, that thing's loaded.
[Tweed shoots the gun in the air]
Widow Tweed: Now it ain't loaded.

Widow Tweed: Amos Slade, that temper of yours is going to get Ты into a lot of trouble someday.
Amos Slade: [turns red in the face] Temper? Temper? Woman, Ты ain't seen my temper! If I ever catch that лиса, фокс in my property again, I'll blast him, and Далее time I won't miss!

Fan fiction by Pyjamarama posted Больше года
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Madame Medusa: Snoops, Ты don't have a way with children. Ты must gain their confidence... make them like you.
Snoops: Yeah? How do Ты do that?
Madame Medusa: Ты FORCE them to like you, idiot!

Penny: The water's coming in. Please pull me up!
Madame Medusa: Not until Ты get the diamond!

Madame Medusa: Ты get down there and find the big diamond, или Ты will never see that teddy again!

Snoops: Welsher! Swindler! Chiseler!
Madame Medusa: [Pointing gun at Mr. Snoops and Penny] Shut up, Snoops! And don't move. If either of Ты try to follow me, you'll get BLASTED!
Penny: [walking towards Madame Medusa] Ты give me my teddy bear. Ты promised.
Madame Medusa: [Pushing Penny away with her foot and walking backwards] Teddy goes with me, my dear. I've become quite attached to him.

[repeated line]
Madame Medusa: Snoops! Snoops, get down here!
Snoops: W-W-What's up, Medusa? W-What's going on?
Fan fiction by Pyjamarama posted Больше года
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Hiss: Sire! Sire! They may be bandits.
Prince John: Oh, poppycock. Female bandits? What next? Rubbish.

Prince John: I sentence Ты to sudden, instant, and even immediate death!
Marian: Oh, no. Please. Please, sire. I beg of Ты to spare his life. Please have mercy.
Prince John: My dear, emotional lady, why should I?
Marian: Because I Любовь him, Your Highness.
Prince John: Любовь him? And does this prisoner return your love?
Robin Hood: Marian, my darling, I Любовь Ты еще than life itself.

Little John: [as Sir Reginald] Ah, milord, the esteemed royal sovereign of the realm. The head man himself. You're beautiful.
Prince John: Such savoir faire eclat elan, Hiss.
Little John: Ты took the words right out of my mouth, P.J.
Prince John: P.J. I like that, do Ты know I do. Hiss, put it on my luggage.

Little John: [after sitting on Hiss] Oh, excuse me, Buster.
Hiss: Buster? You, sir, have taken my seat!
Fan fiction by Pyjamarama posted Больше года
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Come on, Edgar. Last one upstairs is a nincompoop.
Could we take the elevator this time, sir?
That birdcage? Poppycock! Elevators are for old people. Whoops!
May I give Ты a hand, sir?
Ты wouldn't have an extra foot, would you, Edgar?
enhance! (1) LOL (0) win (0) :-( (0) wtf (0) cute 0 EDGAR
Morning, Frou-Frou, my pretty steed.
Can Ты keep a secret?
Of course Ты can.
I've some news straight from the horse's mouth. If you'll pardon the expression, of course.
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[his last words] You're going to Timbuktu if it's the last thing I do.
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As Ты know, I have no living relatives, and I want my Кошки to be well taken care of. And who can do that better than my faithful servant, Edgar?
Fan fiction by Pyjamarama posted Больше года
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Now what do Ты think, boy? Who's the greatest?
Well, Merlin's magic is always... uh, well... useful, for something good.
And he must see something good in you.
Oh, I suppose so.
Yes, and in my book that's bad!
So, my boy, I'm afraid I'll have to destroy you.
D-destroy me?
Yes, I'll give Ты a sporting chance. I'm mad about games, Ты know.
Well, come on, boy, get going. Ты have to stay on your toes in this game.
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Now, Mim! No dragons, remember?
Did I say no purple dragons? Did I?!
enhance! (0) LOL (0) win (0) :-( (0) wtf (0) cute 0 MADAME MIM
Sounds like someone's sick. How lovely. I do hope it's serious. Something dreadful.
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Fan fiction by Pyjamarama posted Больше года
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And, by royal command, every eligible maiden is to attend!
Why, that's us!
And I'm so eligible!
Why, that means I can go too!
Hah! Her, dancing with the Prince. [laughing]
[mocking Cinderella] I'd be honored, Your Highness. [holds out her flute] Would Ты mind holding my broom? [both waltz in place, laughing derisively]
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Drizella? Drizella.
Mmm? What?
Get up. Quick, this instant. We haven't a moment to lose. [goes into Anastasia's room] Anastasia? Anastasia. Get up, Anastasia.
[yawning] Huh? What for? Why?
Oh, everyone's talking about it. The whole kingdom. Oh, hurry now. He'll be here any minute.
[yawning] Who will?
Fan fiction by Pyjamarama posted Больше года
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Kaa: [after being hit by Bagheera] Ooh, my s-s-sinus. Ты have just made a s-s-s-serious mistake, my friend. A very s-s-s-stupid...
Bagheera: N-n-now, Kaa, I was...
Kaa: ...mis-s-stake. Look me in the eye when I'm speaking to you.
Bagheera: [has one eye closed to avoid being hypnotized] No, please, Kaa...
Kaa: Both eyes, if Ты please.
[Bagheera is fully hypnotized]
Kaa: Ты have just s-s-sealed your doom.
[just as Kaa is about to eat Bagheera, Mowgli pushes Kaa's body off the tree; he falls in a pile on the ground]

[Kaa has hypnotized Mowgli into a deep sleep]
Kaa: You're s-s-snoring.
Mowgli: [asleep] Sorry.

Mowgli: [mentioning Kaa] Bagheera, he's got a knot in his tail!
Kaa: [imitating Mowgli] He-he-he, he's got a knot in his tail!

[as Kaa is about to eat Mowgli, Shere Khan pulls on his tail, which makes a doorbell sound]
Kaa: Ooh! Oh, now what? I'll be right down. Yes, yes, who is it?
Fan fiction by Pyjamarama posted Больше года
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- Anita, darling!

- How are you?

Miserable as usual.

Perfectly wretched!

Where are they?

Where are they?

For heaven sakes,

where are they?

- Who, Cruella?

- The puppies! The puppies.

No time for games.

Where are the little brutes?

It'll be at least three weeks.

No rushing these things.

Anita, you're such a wit.

Fan fiction by Pyjamarama posted Больше года
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Well, quite a glittering assemblage, King Stefan. Royalty, nobility, the gentry, and, how quaint, even the rebel.
[Merryweather starts angrily starts to fly towards Maleficent but is held back by Flora]
I really felt quite distressed of not receiving an invitation.
Ты weren't wanted!
Not wa...? Oh dear, what an awkward situation. I had hoped it was merely due to some oversight. Well, in that event I'd best be on my way.
And you're not offended, your excellency?
Why no, your majesty. And to Показать I медведь no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift on the child.
[The Феи protect the cradle]
Listen well, all of you! The princess shall indeed grow in grace and beauty, beloved by all who know her. But, before the sun sets on her sixteenth birthday, she shall prick her finger on the spindle of a spinning wheel and die.
Fan fiction by Pyjamarama posted Больше года
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We are Siameeiz if Ты pleeiz
We are Siameeiz if Ты don't please
We are former residents of Siam
There are no finer Кошки than we am
We are Siamese with very dainty claws
Please observing paws containing dainty claws
Now we lookin' over our new domicile
If we like we stay for maybe quite a while
(whisper:) do Ты see that thing swimming round and round?
yesssssssss mabey we could reaching in and make it drown
if we sneak in not to fool it carefully
there will be a head for Ты a tail for me

(whisper continued...) Do Ты hear what I hear? (grrrrrr)
a baby cry
where we finding baby there are молоко nearby
if we look in baby buggy there could be
plenty молоко for Ты and also some for me

Fan fiction by Pyjamarama posted Больше года
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Queen: Cards, halt! Count off!

Cards: One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, Jack.

Alice: The rabbit!

White Rabbit: He...he... her imperial highness, he... her grace, her excellency, her royal majesty, the Queen of Hearts! And the King...

A card (or perhaps Mickey Mouse?): Hurray!

Queen: Hum... Who's been painting my Розы red? Who's been painting my Розы red? Who dares to taint, with vulgar paint, the royal цветок bed? For painting my Розы red, someone will loose his head!

Three: Oh, no! Your majesty! Please, it's all his fault!

Two: Not me, your grace! The Ace, the Ace!

Queen: You?

Ace: No, Two!

Queen: The Deuce Ты say?

Two: Not me, the Three!

Queen: That's enough! Off with their heads!

Cards: They're going to loose their heads, for painting the Розы red, it serves them right, they planted white, the Розы should be red. Oh, they're going to loose their head...
Fan fiction by Pyjamarama posted Больше года
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All aboard! All aboard!

Here, you! What's going on?

Down. Mrs.Jumbo, down!

Surround her. Tie her down.

Get down!

Calm down! Tie her down!

Have I got an idea! What an idea!

Huh. He never had an idea in his life.

Just visualize: One слон climbs up...

on вверх of another слон until finally...

all elephants...

have constructed an enormous pyramid...

of pachyderms.

I step out.

I blow the whistle.

- Yeah. - The trumpets are trumpeting.

- Yeah. - And now...

comes the climax!

Yeah? What is the climax?

Hmm. I don't know.
Fan fiction by Pyjamarama posted Больше года
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Ladies and gentlemen,

to conclude the performance of this great show,

Stromboli the Master Showman...

that's me...

and by special permission of the management...

that's me, too...

is presenting to you

something Ты will absolutely refuse to believe.

Well, looks like a sellout.

I ntroducing...

the only marionette who can sing and dance

absolutely without the aids of strings!

The one-and-only Pinocchio!

I got no strings, but I got the brain

I got no strings, but I got the brain

I buy a new suit and I свинг, качели the cane

I eat the best and I drink champagne

I got no strings on me