Scarecrow

CONTINUED...

Crane: Jervis! Don't sneak up on me like that!
Hatter: I'm sorry. I got lonely. AND, Alice did bring me here.
Crane: Alice???
Freakoutnow: Ello! Thought Ты could get away from me huh!?
Crane: *Facepalm* I was interviewing Karajorel...
Karajorel: Dr. кран there's nothing wrong with having group therapy sessions in broad daylight! But *air quotes* "Alice", why'd Ты bring Jervis?!
Freakoutnow: Because I needed him to get me out! The way "Dr" кран tied me up nearly cut off my circulation!
Crane: Whole idea.
Freakoutnow: That's why I brought Hatter!
Karajorel: How could he possibly help you?...

This is in NO way serious so don't bag me. This is a bit like a roleplay... Вопросы and suggestions are welcome! Do Ты have a Вопрос Ты want to ask the Doctor? (Got a lot of inspiration from an Статья on fanfiction.net by PsychoSweetHeart).

Me: Hello! XD
Dr: What the!? Who are you? How'd Ты get through the wall!?
Me: Here... (Hands him an iPhone) Start recording!
Dr: (Fumbles around with it for awhile)
Me: (Sighs) Touch the screen!
Dr: Interesting... What is 'Angry Birds'?
Me: (Snatches it off him) I'm going to ask Ты a few Вопросы and Ты are going to answer them.
Dr: An interview? (Thinks)...