Dreamtime Болталка Цитаты for the famish HOMOR SIMPSON

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Operator! Give me the number for 911!
Operator! Give me the number for 911!
Oh, so they have internet on computers now!
Oh, so they have internet on computers now!
Just because I don&# 39; t care doesn&# 39; t mean I don&# 39; t...
Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.
Maybe, just once, someone will call me &# 39; Sir&# 39;...
Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a sce
When will I learn? The answer to life&# 39; s problems...
When will I learn? The answer to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle
Please don&# 39; t eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat...
Please don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them!
Homer no function пиво well without.
Homer no function пиво well without.
Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American...
Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream?
All my life I&# 39; ve had one dream, to achieve my many...
All my life I've had one dream, to achieve my many goals.
WHY Ты LITTLE!!
WHY Ты LITTLE!!
Dad, you&# 39; ve done a lot of great things, but you&# 39; re...
Dad, you've done a lot of great things, but you're a very old man.
I have backyard that makes my front yard look like...
I have backyard that makes my front yard look like an idiot!
I think Smithers picked me because of my...
I think Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills.
Beer: The cause of, and solution to, all of life&# 39; s...
Beer: The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.
If something&# 39; s hard to do, then it&# 39; s not worth...
If something's hard to do, then it's not worth doing
&# 39; To Start Press Any Key&# 39;. Where&# 39; s the ANY key?
'To Start Press Any Key'. Where's the ANY key?
I’ ve learned that life is one crushing defeat...
I’ve learned that life is one crushing defeat after another.
My beer! Ты never had a chance to become my...
My beer! Ты never had a chance to become my urine!
I believe that children are our future. Unless we...
I believe that children are our future. Unless we stop them now.
Now Bart, since Ты broke Grandpa&# 39; s teeth, he gets...
Now Bart, since Ты broke Grandpa's teeth, he gets to break yours.
Kids, Ты tried your best and Ты failed...
Kids, Ты tried your best and Ты failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.
No TV and no пиво makes Homer, something,...
No TV and no пиво makes Homer, something, something.
Can&# 39; t murder now. Eating
Can't murder now. Eating
Facts are meaningless. Ты could use facts to...
Facts are meaningless. Ты could use facts to prove anything true.
Well I AM losing half my brain, I think Ты can...
Well I AM losing half my brain, I think Ты can cut me some slack!
Fame was like a drug. But what was even еще like...
Fame was like a drug. But what was even еще like a drug were the drugs.
D&# 39; OH!!
D'OH!!
Alright Brain, Ты don&# 39; t like me, and I don&# 39; t like...
Alright Brain, Ты don't like me, and I don't like you. But lets just do this.
If at first Ты don&# 39; t succeed,. Give up
If at first Ты don't succeed,. Give up
He lied to us though song! I HATE WHEN THAT...
He lied to us though song! I HATE WHEN THAT HAPPENS!!
That guy impressed and I am easy to impress! Wow,...
That guy impressed and I am easy to impress! Wow, a blue car!
DOOOOOOOOOO- OOMMMMEE!!
DOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMEE!!
[ sternly] Clap for Alaska!
[sternly] Clap for Alaska!
So, we meet at last, whoever Ты are.
So, we meet at last, whoever Ты are.
I can&# 39; t believe we&# 39; re paying to see something we...
I can't believe we're paying to see something we get on TV for free!
The worst день of your life * so far*.
The worst день of your life *so far*.
We have a great life here in Alaska, and we&# 39; re...
We have a great life here in Alaska, and we're never going back to America again!
Why does everything I whip leave me?
Why does everything I whip leave me?
I&# 39; ll strangle- angle you!
I'll strangle-angle you!
Oh, I see. Then I hereby declare Ты chicken for...
Oh, I see. Then I hereby declare Ты chicken for life!
He&# 39; s not Spider- Pig anymore, he&# 39; s Harry Plopper.
He's not Spider-Pig anymore, he's Harry Plopper.
Urge to kill... Rising
Urge to kill... Rising
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