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posted by OfficialPrivate
PART III (Private's POV)

As I woke up, I noticed that Kowalski, Rico and Hannah had already woke up and apparently went inside the Hq...Something was going on. Suprisingly, as I got up and was walking towards the hole, I felt a streak of happyness run through from my beak to my toes. It was amazing! I felt GREAT! I felt like I could do ANYTHING! But as I reached the Hq hole, about to pull it up to go inside,...I heard someone raise their voice.....The good streak left my body in the blink of an eye, and I rushingly opened the hole and jumped inside. Hannah, Lilly and Marlene were right beside each other facing Kowalski, Rico and Skipper and they were yelling at each other. "WHAT is going on here!?" I screamed. Everyone stopped and looked at me. "None other than the sexist conflict between Female and male." Kowalski said. "And it wouldn't have started if Marlene and Lilly didn't bring it up again this morning!" Skipper yelled firmly. "WE DID NOT!" Lilly and Marlene both сказал(-а) at the same time. "Girls, don't get sucked in to this, The guys already know who is dominate....Both male and female are equally important." Hannah сказал(-а) firmly facing the guys. "Nu-UH!" Rico said. I looked at Hannah, Lilly and Marlene and they were BLOOD RED IN THE FACE! I thought they were going to blow! Then the un-thinkable happened! Lilly jumped on Skipper! then Rico jumped on Marlene!Then Kowalski and Hannah got into a fight! Everyone exept for Kowalski, and Hannah threw punches at each other! What in the name of God happened while I was sleeping!? Lilly and Skipper were doing karate moves at each other, Marlene and Rico got into a fight облако and I couldn't see what was happening between them. Hannah and Kowalski got into a fight of name-calling..Some words....I can't repeat...One, because they were hard to pronounce and two,...Most of them were curses. What seemed to be a beautyful dream turned into a dreadful nightmare...And there was nothing I could do to stop it! I watched the battle for a few еще seconds...watching dreadfuly...

"Take THAT!" Lilly screamed while doing a karate kick. "No thank you, Lilly...But Ты CAN take this!" Yelled Skipper while doing a pin-down trick on Lilly. "GET OFF ME!" Lilly yelled. "MAKE ME!" Skipper yelled back. "Okay, just because Ты сказал(-а) that--" Lilly said..Then she pulled away from Skipper's grip and out of no where, actually PUNCHED him! I could NOT believe it!!

Still with Marlene and Rico, I could not see, but just put it this way: It sounded WAY еще painful than Skipper and Lilly! OUCH.

"You think your SO SMART with your inventions!" Hannah yelled. "I KNOW for a fact that I am SMART little Miss...Not...Smarty..Pants?.." Kowalski said. "SEE! THAT proves it!" Hannah said. "Proves WHAT?" Kowalski added. "That your not even smart enough to know what a good come-back is!" Hannah сказал(-а) with a devilish smile. Kowalski gasps and narrows his eyes....THEN his face actually turns red!..The fight between them made me laugh a bit though because of what they сказал(-а) to each other, but I tryed to say silent. Here is how the whole fight between them went:

Hannah: Have Ты considered suing your brain for non-support?
Kowalski: I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you've never used it!
Hannah: If I ever need a brain transplant, I'd choose yours because I'd want a brain that had never been used.
Kowalski: I heard Ты got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you!
Hannah: I heard Ты went to have your head examined but the doctors found nothing there!
Kowalski: *gasp!*....COLD....Thank GOD that I'm cool enough to know that is NOT true.
Hannah: Oh PLEASE...You wouldn't be cool if someone locked Ты inside a freezer!
Kowalski: Oh, so Ты DO know the difference between hot and cold?...I didn't know Ты were smart enough to know that.
Hannah: *scoffs*....Man do Ты know WHAT..If ignorance is bliss, Ты must be the happiest person alive.
Kowalski: So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.
Hannah: Oh trust me, If I'm as dumb as Ты say I am, I'm sorry to say there is no known cure for stupidity..

And the fight continues, What was I to do!? Just stand there and watch Leaders fight?...Best Друзья beat each other up?....Geniuses fight over how smart they are??....This morning was truly, NOT as good as it was last night...And it probably won't get better....The corination is in less than 20 hours and no one is ready for it...
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posted by 67Dodge
The trio approached the cell, seeing the prisoner inside sitting down with a smirk on his face, almost as if waiting for them. 

"Hey, James!! We got this group of penguins here who want to ask Ты a few questions, don't Ты dare try anything stupid или you'll be going into solitary confinement for the rest of your days, understood?" asked the Deputy, as he unlocked the cell door. 

James nodded, without a word. Hannah, Lilly, and Skipper walked in, the latter placing Lilly's suspect folder on a table. Hannah then began their interrogation. Picking up a copy of the .jpeg file she received earlier...
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posted by 67Dodge
"We can most certainly say he has covered a lot of ground, and that whoever it is, left Ты this," сказал(-а) the investigator, handing Hannah a small card. 

"I'm Coming Back," she read. 

Hannah flipped it and saw nothing else written on it. Except she noticed small symbols on the вверх right that seemed odd. 

"Hmm... What can these represent.." she asked herself. 

The first symbol was a simple delta, but it seemed to be inverted, possibly to represent its opposite. The секунда and third symbols were very similar, but they were slightly different by looking with еще scrutiny, both were the symbol of...
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posted by 67Dodge
It was a dark, quiet night, еще than perfectly pitch-black above the city. The dazzle of neon signs and LEDs flashing to near seizure-inducing. Signs like the golden arches of a "McDonald's" или the оранжевый and white striped slanted rooftops of a "Whataburger", или better yet, "King Dewey's Dugout". Commercialism and fattening hundred-dollar-cigar-rolling business seemed to dominate this big stinkin' city. However, it was much еще than that. This was Fort Grumley, boasting as the largest city in the world, capital of Antarctica, the land at the bottom of the world, how is this possible? It's...
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posted by starslight101
(This contains strong language, but it's censored. Viewer discretion is still advised. For 13+)

Madi: 14
Cam: 15

Cam's mouth dropped open.

"You have an ex-boyfriend?!" Cam asked, beyond surprised.

"No, I have a pet goldfish calling me. Of course I have an ex-boyfriend!" Madi shouted. "That little mother******."

"Madi! Language!" Cam said. Madi laughed.

"Oh please! Ты think that's bad, Ты should have seen our fights!" She said. "He dropped a couple of 'C' bombs. And I dropped a LOT of 'F' bombs as well." She laughed nervously.

"Why did he dump you?" Cam asked. Madi cracked up laughing.

"Oh...
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posted by ILUVKOWALSKI
As the group pursued the thief further into the woods, Emma stared around at the people who remained in the clearing and sighed. Her attention was caught by Kowalski who tapped her on the shoulder.

"Ashley's got a broken flipper and a few crushed ribs, but he should be fine if he doesn't engage in any action, and rests." Kowalski explained. Emma looked at the young penguin, who was now sleeping soundly, and sat down beside him, patting his head gently.

"If I ever see that Derek guy again, I'll snap his neck." She said, a look of anger crossing her face. "Do Ты think the печать things hired him?"...
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posted by starslight101
(A/N: I messed up on the last chapter: it was supposed to be Part 3-Chapter 2. Sorry about the confusion.)

Chapter 3
The penguins reached the party and they were all dressed up. Madi was wearing a short black dress with black high heels. Her eyelashes were smoky, black, and long.

"I can't barely recognize you!" Private said.

"Good, cause that's the point. But I have to say, Ты guys look GREAT!" Madi said. The guys were all wearing matching black tuxedos with red ties.

"You have good taste. Well, here are your weapons." Madi said. She took out some red Оружие and gave them to Skipper, Kowalski,...
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Skipper's Family - Chpt.2 Flirting, secrets & skilene.
Fan fiction by Random-Partier Опубликовано 20 hours ago    

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Once they got inside, Sky dropped Skipper on to the stone floor somewhat carelessly. "Ah-Ug!" screamed Skipper as his body made contact with the floor.
"Hahahahahaha! Sucker! Hahahaha-WAH!" shrieked Emily as she too got dropped to the floor. Skippers team and family were about to help them up when Voilet, Skippers other sister, used her 'black magic' to lavetate them back on to there feet. Everyone (A/N: Exept for Skipper and his family,) looked at her in astonishment.

Voilet...
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posted by starslight101
Chapter 8
"What are Ты doing here?" Madi asked. Cam smiled.

"You look gorgeous in the sun, Madi!" Cam said. Oh God no, Madi thought.

"Who's this?" Skipper asked.

"That's Cam, my partner." Madi said.

"What is he doing here?"

"I'm here to save Madi!" Cam сказал(-а) happily.

"What?!" Madi exclaimed, "But I can take care of myself!"

"Of course Ты think that! But why don't Ты ditch the tough girl image and go for the gorgeous girl image?" That sent Madi over the edge.

"Are Ты saying I'm not pretty?" Madi asked, exasperated.

"Duh! What, are Ты going for the idiot girl image too?" Cam asked coldly....
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posted by ILUVKOWALSKI
(Sorry I took so long with this, I was so busy at school and I had 5 pieces of homework on Friday. >.<)

Ashley ran through the forest and abruptly stopped, nearly making the others run into him.

"This must be it." He whispered, pointing to a large, grey structure, about 20 meters in front of them.

"It sure is." A familiar voice from the bushes agreed. Ashley screeched in surprise and nearly fell over as Skipper walked out of the bush.

"S- sir, what are Ты doing here?" Ashley asked nervously, remembering his orders to stay at the HQ.

"Well, I realised that Ты stowed away with the others,...
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Skipper: ... And Lucile? Who was that guy?!
Lucile(nervously): Just an old enemy.
Skipper: Private. Lie detector, please.
Private handed it to Skipper.
Skipper: She's lying!
Lucile: Fine! He's my ex-boyfriend from high-school. But please don't tell Gallis.
Gallis comes out of the plane
Gallis: Tell me what?
Lucile: Tell Ты that ... Oh, look! An Archeopteryx!
Gallis: Cool! Gimme the camera! Gimme the camera!
Lucile: Good thing he gets so easily distracted.

Emma: Now let's fix the plane. Well start by fixing up the hole in the fuel tank.
Kowalski: Okay, Lucile and Gallis, go get a big piece of metal from...
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posted by ILUVKOWALSKI
The Далее день Kiva woke up, and looked around in confusion.

"Where am I?" She wondered, glancing at the trees around her. "And еще importantly, what happened?" She stood up looked thoughtful. "Ok, so even though I'm lost, I still need to find Emma even if I'm far away." She said, beginning to walk in a Болталка direction, hoping to find her friend, или the others.

Meanwhile Ashley had woke up like a shot and quickly shook his feathers, drying them after last nights storm.

"C'mon guys get up we need to find Kiva and Emma." He told them, tapping his foot impatiently. Kowalski woke up and glanced...
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Here's the original song: link

Verse 1
Young Private has a сердце of gold,
Trying to find out why the world's so cold.
Why both his folks are who knows where
Even Uncle Nigel was barely even there
Helping others was his goal to achieve
To all the other birds, he seems naiive
Using rainbows to wipe away tears
In order to hopefully sugarcoat fear.
Accused of being weak, he is told to get strong,
Even though he says fighting's just dead wrong.
People accuse him to possess stupidity
Forcing him as interior snippity.
Private's now Холодное сердце on a path on his own
Trying to separate hell and home
No other choice but to...
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posted by ILUVKOWALSKI
A short way into the group's journey, Emma piped up.

"Where in Alaska is this antidote exactly? And how long will it take to get there?" She asked curiously.

"The antidote could be anywhere, and at Blake's current driving speed, it could take days." Kowalski replied, glancing at Blake. Blake blushed, then began to speed up. "Now it should only a take an час или so." Kowalski added.

"That's good then." Emma remarked cheerfully. She glanced out of the window, noticing it was getting dark outside.

How strange, it's too early for it to be getting darker. She thought, feeling puzzled. Kowalski noticed...
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I knew this was going to happen....I just knew it. *facepalms*

Just so Ты know...I'm gonna put the rating at T или M just to be safe. Cause...Well...You'll see.

Prussia: Kesesesesese~ I'm totally getting my cookies!

Me: No Ты are not!

Prussia: Then can I have the reader's vital regions~?

Me: Nein, but Ты can have mine.

Prussia: Okay that works. Kesesesese~ *slings me over his shoulder*

Me: Wait...If Ты do that then Ты aren't getting any cookies! Wait till I'm done verdammit!

Prussia: Nope~

Me: *says very quickly* Penguins of Madagascar and Хеталия do not belong to me. They belong to their rightful...
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posted by SgtSkipper
“But I doubt he even has the brains to come up with a plan like that... I mean, the commissioner is his main rival, so he probably wouldn't attack us any- Wah!” Before she knew it, Lexii found herself flat on her face.
“You OK?” Hybrid asked trying not to smile.
“Stupid floorboard...” Lexii cursed under her breath.
“Floorboard?... There's nothing but concrete here” Hybrid looked as puzzled as Lexii. “You probably just tripped over your own feet”
“I know what happened! Something tripped me!” Lexii protested, folding her arms.
“... Maybe it was a rat?” Hybrid suggested....
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