Chapter 3: Baby Pointers.
“Now if you’ll excuse us, Marlene,” Skipper said, “we have to learn how to be mommies…or daddies.”
“Really? I think I could help Ты with that.”
“Phht,” Skipper scoffed, “what would Ты know about babies?”
“Well, baby care is еще of a…lady’s thing,” Marlene pointed out. “I was just thinking I could give Ты a few pointers.”
“We’d appreciate the help, Marlene,” Private said, gratefully.

“Ok, first tip in baby care; keep weapons and other dangerous things out of their reach. In other words, baby-proof the HQ,”
“That’s easily...

Skipper and Kowalski had to quickly slavge anything they could from the wreakage, in hope that they could make a plane to fly them back home. So far, they found halfa wing, the propeler that caused all this, and four of the seats. The rest was either shredded to pieces, или disintergrated. Kowalski STILL had no idea how they had survived, but the did.

They were still digging around in the scrap metal wehn two penguins, a mouse, a cat, and a human came up.
"Whose been buried?" Kiva gasped.
"Was it CC and Lexii?" Monique added, rushing up and hugging Kowalski. "They stayed behind!"
"No-one's been...

chapter sixteen: macie's POV
we all stared at jade. poor girl. she had Остаться в живых a twin. its worse than losing eyesight and speach, like me. after a минута of silence, amber and CC came in. they dragged kowalski, unconcious, behind them. "he was tied up in the attic," amber propped him up by the bed. imidiatly folowing, sophie came back, with rune and shine. rune's eyes were full of tears, and shine's were full of joy. "i just saw the funniest thing!" shine laughed, "thee was a bird, and he flew into a bush," she giggles, "and he came out with a face full of bees!! they were stinging him like hell!!!"...

NOTE: It’s finally done, yay! I’ve been working on it for 3 weeks now and it’s done! Well, I hope Ты enjoy! :P (part 2 coming soon)
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Hey there, it’s Loren the пингвин here, and I would like to tell Ты a story. The Story of my life. And how I got here to tell Ты this story. Would Ты like to hear it? Ok then, here we go.
It all started years назад in Antarctica. A place where temperatures can reach 18 degrees below zero. A place where there’s no mercy. Something I learned from experience....

“Private!” сказал(-а) Kowalski with a shocked look on his face. Both Rico and Kowalski looked at each other and then at Loren, who was holding in tears. Loren was puzzled *why can’t Private understand that…that I didn’t want this to happen* thought Loren. A couple of hours later, Private came back to HQ, still upset with Loren. But Loren wasn’t there. And neither were the guys. They had taken Skipper to the vet, but the vet had to take him to an emergency care animal hospital because his injuries were so bad. “I’ll Показать those stupid dogs” сказал(-а) Private. “I’ll take down those...

    Lexii flopped on her back in the soft green трава and looked up at the clear blue sky. The air carried the scent of the first days of spring. She closed her eyes and breathed in deeply. 
   Lexii sat up and slowly looked around the park. A few birds flew to a дерево and started to chirp. Lexii laid back down and closed her eyes. 
   She sighed and frowned as she remembered why she had really come out here. She came out here to think about her and Julien. The kiss. She didnt want a boyfriend right now but she knew that true Любовь is a once in a lifetime thing. What if he is the one?...

"Training begins early comrades, so we must make absolutely sure to prepare for fighting, the new recruits must learn to use basic combatidads from Eurussia," сказал(-а) Telow. "Ummm.... Sir? Can I not practice for right now?" asked Lilly. "Why not? Is there anything wrong in medical condition?" asked Telow. "Yes sir, I have, something that could trivially affect me," сказал(-а) Lilly nervously. "Alright then, go into the medical кабина and we will continue training," сказал(-а) Telow, directing Private, Hannah, and Jett to the training field. "What's wrong Lilly?" asked Skipper, running to her. "Well, I'm just,...

Skipper peeked behind the corner. He was in downtown Manhattan. He slid behind a shopping bag that was on the ground. He jumped into the bag and waited. The woman waved for a taxi. The women picked up the bag Skipper was in and went into the taxi. Then taxi stopped at the Central Park Zoo. The lady got out of the taxi. She left the bag in the car. Just what Skipper’s plan was! All Skipper had to do was grab the contents and slide. Man, did he ever get himself into trouble! The cab driver grabbed the bag and threw it into the trunk. Skipper tried to jump out, but he was too late, well, except...

As Rebecca began to make her way out of the park and back to the bus stop, she was stopped by a familiar shadow. Officer X. "Well, well, well. Look who's a long way from Главная past her bedtime." He taunted, grabbing Rebecca's arm. She tried to pull away. "Ouch man! Let me go! Im just headed home!" She yelled, tugging her arm from the man's grasp. Officer X looked around at the exploded grenades and peices of confetti still laying about the floor. " Looks like your little friend had one heck of a party huh?" He said, picking a shell up. Then Alice came into the park. "Rebecca?? What the heck...

"They've been gone way too long!! We need to go after them!! Hannah needs me, the rest of the group needs our army," сказал(-а) Jett. Alvandier then looked at the pond briefly, then turned back to Jett. "You're right, it's been seven days too many," сказал(-а) Alvandier. Jett then looked at the pond as well. "Seems the Earth is now rebuilding itself from pollution still, the clouds are white, and the sky is blue, now, even the water got cleaner," сказал(-а) Jett. Alvandier bowed his head down. "What's the matter Alvandier?" asked Domingo, budding into the conversation. "I failed my men, they all died on my account,...

Kowalski finally shot the Стена with their Metal bending machine, breaking the Стена into several pieces, they soon ran in, right through the freezer, and opened the latch to see Dr. Damion, waiting for them with his trumpet and smiling. "Where's Private?! What did Ты do to him?!" asked Hannah. "Oh, he had a little fight with me, as Ты can tell by my incissions on my flesh," сказал(-а) Dr. Damion. "What did Ты do to him?!" asked Lilly. "Nothing at all Miss Lilly, the little round one got away from me," сказал(-а) Dr. Damion. "What are Ты going to punish us with then, Damion? Be the pick!!" yelled Kowalski....

"Alright, we all know the plan men, we take the front of the fortress, we will attack for the first 25 minutes, enough time to get all of Dr. Damion's army distracted while the Mexican Arsenal will attack the back, allowing them to surprise attack Damion's forces," сказал(-а) Alvandier. "This plan is fool-proof, we have the men, the weapons, and siege tactics to distract Dr. Damion's men, since the Mexican Arsenal is equipped well enough to be able to destroy the fortress in one быстрый, стремительный, свифт blow. This battle may last either 19 minutes, или 3 days, so be conservative with strategies and rations," сказал(-а) Hannah....

"Ewww.... Why do Ты want me? You're 42 years old!! I'm only a teen!!" yelled Hannah, freaked out. "If anything else, I can commend Ты for stating the obvious and emphasizing it!!" сказал(-а) Dr. Damion delightfully sarcastic. "Soooo.... That's all the choices I get?" asked Hannah. "Precisely, Ты get the best values in life, since Ты are indeed intelligent," сказал(-а) Dr. Damion. "Don't do it Hannah!!" yelled Lilly. Of course I don't wanna do it Ты dumbass, thought Hannah. "Er, may I leave now?" asked Julien. "Excuse me?" asked Dr. Damion. "Well, I am of no importance to you, and, I have a country...

Lilly and Skipper sat and watched as the boys wailed on Alex. "Uh...Skipper? Shouldn't Ты call them off?" She asked, not knowing weather to be concerned или entertained. Skipper gave her another wink and called the boys. "Alright men. I think we taught this kitty a lesson. Let's head Главная for lights out." With that, the boys obediantly let go of whatever мех they had grabbed on to and waddled twoards their home. Rico then turned, gave Alex a kick, and rushed after the others. "It was nice meeting Ты guys, and again..sorry." Lilly whispered, trying not to let Alex hear. Skipper then grabed...

"Sir, monitor 64," announced a short otter. "Weeeeell, surprise indeed," сказал(-а) a calm and cultivated tone of voice. "Shall I send a scout?" asked the otter. "No, leave it for me to judge," сказал(-а) the voice, he rose from his chair, then headed toward the screen, gracefully. "But sir, I suggest that maybe we can-" suggested the otter. "Do Ты Вопрос my judgement? My intelligence? Johnston?!" asked the voice hoarsely. "No sir," сказал(-а) Johnston. "Good, Ты have learned rule number 5 clearly," сказал(-а) the voice. "Will Ты require another fillet sir?" asked Johnston. "Hmm... Philly, in that manner of preparation,"...

She got your number
She know your game
Look what you’re under
It’s so insane
Since Ты seduced her
How does it feel
To know that woman
Is out to kill

Every man’s stance is like takin’ a chance it’s not about Любовь and romance
And now you’re gonna get it
Every hot man is out takin’ a chance it’s not about Любовь and romance
And now Ты do forget it
To escape the world I’ve got to enjoy that simple dance
And it seemed that everything was on my side
She seemed sincere like it was Любовь and true romance
And now she’s out to get me
But I just can’t take it
Just can’t break it

Susie got your number...

There’s a ghost down in the hall
There’s a ghoul beneath the bed
Now it’s coming through the walls
Now it’s coming up the stairs
Then there’s screaming in the dark
Hear the beating of his heart
Can Ты feel it in the air
Ghosts be hiding everywhere
I’m gonna be
Exactly what Ты wanna see
It’s Ты who’s scorning me
She wanting me
To be the stranger
In your life
Am I amusing you
But just confusing me
Am I the beast
You visualised
And if Ты wanna see
Eccentric oddities
I’ll be grotesque before your eye
Let them all materialise
Is that scary for Ты baby
Am I scary for you
Is it scary for Ты baby
Is...

At last it was time, Private would step onto the podium and earn his bowtie, the sign that he is now an adult. The crowd gathered around Private and then lifted him up. Amongst the cheering and hollering, Private saw Kowalski, that individual person who was "too smart for his own good". "Private, now, we award Ты with our prize from us, to you!!" сказал(-а) Skipper, holding out a black bowtie for Private. "Okay, sure... I'll accept," сказал(-а) Private, uncaringly. "Here Ты are Private!!" сказал(-а) Skipper, putting the bowtie onto Private. "You are now free to do as Ты wish for the rest of the day!!!" cheered...

The laughter from the mysterious voice now rattling in my mind as it faded out. "This is not how I planned my day." I stated clearly out loud getting еще and еще aggravated by the second.
"You seem very angry." The mysterious voice began once еще still chuckling a little.
"Well, Ты wouldn't bee in the happest mood either if Ты were the one trapped!Let me out at once!" I snarled as my voice got even louder which just echoed off the walls back to me.
"Scream, yell, and what ever else Ты can think of. You're never getting out Ты know. Only way Ты are leaving here is in a coffin."
"A...

Beauty and the Bandit

Theme 1: Forgetfulness

Mya's eyes narrowed as she heard a knock at the door. Rising from where she was sat in front of a burnt out candle and a stone cold dinner, she glanced at the time.

11:43pm

Needless to say, she was furious at Yamcha forgetting their anniversary. Again!

Flinging open the door, she felt her anger come to an abrupt halt. There stood Yamcha with most of his body parts in bandages. With a slightly unsteady hand, he held up a bunch of roses.

"I'm really sorry Mya. I had a small accident during training."

At first all she could do was sigh. Why could...