Could I BE wearing any more clothes?

seven,seven,seven!!!

This is all a moo point

They don't know that we know they know we know!

The same that etzio_gal

How you doin?

Joey : Ok, You hide my clothes i'm gonna do the exact oppisite to you!

Chandler : What? You gonna show me my clothes ?

Okay!!!!! (Monica)

I have a lot... some of them would be:

Ross: (squaky voice) I'm fine!
Joey: Really?
Ross: Absolutely (very squaky) I'm fine, totally fine. I don't know why it's coming out all loud and squeaky, 'cause really (very deep voice) I'm Fine.
I'm not saying I wasn't a little surprised to see you guys kissing. I mean, at first I was like: AHHHHHHHHH. But now that I've had time to absorb it, Loving this!


and later after Ross suggested they should all have dinner Joey asks:
Joey: Look, don't you think that will be a little weird?
Ross: Weird? What? What's weird? The only thing weird would be if someone didn't like Mexican food becaue I'm MAKING FAJITAS!!!!


ohh i love ross!

Joey: Paper, snow, A GHOST!!!

Joey: " That's how they do pants!, Tell him Ross, isn't that how a tailor measures pants."
Ross: "Oh yes, yes it is...IN PRISON!"

Love that entire episode!

In The One with Unagi:

Phoebe & Rachel: DANGER!!!!
Ross: (Screams like a girl, LOL, Funny)
Rachel: "Ahhh...Salmon skinroll"

I could go on forever, there are so many...whenever I watch Friends whoever is watching it with me goes nuts 'cause I know it almost by heart...LOL!

Ross: [receiving his Christmas gift] You got me a cola drink.
Chandler: And a LEMON LIME!

Chandler: All right, you will notice that I am fully dressed. I, in turn, have noticed that you are not. So in the words of A. A. Milne, "Get out of my chair, dillhole."
Joey: Okay.
[He gets up and takes the cushions with him, as he starts to leave]
Chandler: What are you doing?
Joey: You said I had to give you the chair, you didn't say anything about the cushions.
Chandler: The cushions are the essence of the chair.
Joey: THAT'S RIGHT. I'm taking the ESSENCE.
Chandler: Oh-ho, he'll be back. Oh-ho, there's nobody in the room.

Ross: Chandler entered a Vanilla Ice look-alike contest and *won*!
Chandler: Ross came fourth and cried!

Those are pretty much my favourites but I could go on forever!

Lol Kirsty and that "They're ribbed for your pleasure" *thumbs up* or something! Love that ep.

Rachel: I'm lighting the candle...naked! And carefully.
Phoebe: Hey. Why isn't it Spidermen? You know, like Goldmen, Silvermen.
Chandler: Because, it... it's not his last name.
Phoebe: It isn't?
Chandler: No. It's not like Phil Spidermen. He's a spider *man*. You know, like Goldmen is a last name but there's no gold man.
Phoebe: Oh, oh okay...
Phoebe: There should be a gold man!

Ah, Phoebe makes me chuckle!

Oh also...

Joey: [after smelling potpourri] Well, this is like summer in a bowl!

Chandler: I can handle this. "Handle" is my middle name. Actually, "handle" is the middle of my first name.

And that thing "The bottom line is smoking is cool and you know it!"

Anything to do with the "break" like

[after observing a short fight between Rachel and Ross]
Phoebe: That's it? "We were on a break." "No we weren't." What happened to you two?

Rachel: You know, Ben, I was your daddy's girlfriend.
Ben: But you're not anymore. Because you were on a break.

Rachel: I'm sorry, were you speaking to me or sleeping with someone else?

Ross: [talking to Emma in her crib] ... And that's why no matter what Mommy says we were on break!

Ross: [teasing Chandler] Hey Rach, you remember that whole "We were on a break thing", well I'm sorry, will you marry me? [chuckles then breaks off as everyone leaves]
Everyone else: Thats not funny man...no Ross...

Ross: WE WERE ON A BREAK!
Chandler: Oh my god, if you say that one more time, i'm gonna break up with you.

Chandler: i KNEW it!!!

i liked almost avery qoute, but I think it's not what they sad but how they sad it what made it so funny

Ha! Your mom is a lezbinin! (Spelled wrong purposely.)

(Same episode)
Sting's Son's Mom: Thats it, I'm calling the police!
Phoebe: The Police are coming?!?! Like a reunion?!?!

ross : i went to that place your wife sussgested

chandler : was that place the sun

Joey: Paper...snow...a GHOST!

Ross: Pivot! Pivot! Pivot!

Ross: What is Chandler Bing's job? *Silence* Rachel: Oh gosh!! Ross: 30 seconds... you need this or you lose the game! Monica: It's umm... it has something to do with... transponding!!! Rachel: Oh! Oh! Oh! he's a... transpons... transponster!!! Monica: THAT'S NOT EVEN A WORD!!!


XD

There's so many, i couldn't possibly remember them all. :D

Monica: You're saying that because you suck at this game.

Chandler: I don't suck. The game sucks. You suck.

Chandler: I've got pants that need to be altered.

Joey: Hey, Chandler when you see Frankie tell him
Joey Tribbiani says hello. He'll know what it means.

Chandler: You sure he's gonna be able to crack that code?

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Smelly Cat, Smelly cat what are they feeding you?
Smelly Cat, smelly cat it's not your fault...


LMAO theres so many i just can`t think of right now =P

I loved it when there were those episodes with Janice.

"Oh myyyy God!", then she'd do that funny laugh/cackle.

Pheobe: "I had a taste of my own medicine and it is BITTER!"

Ross: "According to Chandler, what phenomenon scares the 'bejesus' out of him?"

Monica: "Michael Flatley-Lord of the Dance"

Ross: "That is correct"

Joey: "The Irish jig guy?"

Chandler: "His legs flail about as if independent from his body!"

By the way it's bot that common, it doesn;t happen to every guy and it is a big deal...

...i knew it!!

ross: "only three, i'm dialated three!"

ross: "you have no idea how much this hurts."

rachel answering ross's phone (cant remember when' please remind me thank you): "noooo!"

rachel: "emma said her first words, she said gleeba"

oh magic moments

rachel: "i'm gonna get me one of those job things"

talk about retro!!!

Eddie - you want me out? say it.
Chandler - I want you out.
Eddie - No, no. I wanna hear it from your lips.

Chandler - This is not outta the blue, this is smack damn in the middle of the blue!

When Monica calls Ross Professor McNailsHisStudents...that gets me every time.

Oh and...

Chandler's Dad - Aren't you a little old to be wearing that dress?

Chandler's Mum - Don't you have a little too much penis to be wearing that dress?

Rachel: What's with the rain Geller? When I signed up for Dino Week..."

hahaha:D
I love FRIENDS:D
btw, ronanjen, when Rachel says noooooo!! it was when the lawyer called to talk to Ross about the divorce, and if he still is getting one. And Rachel tought they already where divorced:P

I love when they all make fun of Elisabeth`s age (Ross`s student girlfriend) and after all the joke, Ross is speaking serioulsy, and Phoebe says: "Ouh, I got a good one, What is she, Like twelve?" HAHA:D

It`s to many to love<3

Joey "hey Phoebe, what d'you think would be a good stage name for me?"

Phoebe "Flame Boy!!!!"

hahahahahaha gets me everytime!!

they dont know that we know they know we know . etc.
LOL
and also when ross, monica & chandler are ggiving away their secrets..

Ross: Chandler entered a Vanilla Ice look-alike contest and *won*!
Chandler: Ross came fourth and cried!

umm all of phoebe's random songs. hehe. (=

And of course all the : Ouh ouh, Ugly naked guy "is/are/have" . . .

LOL :D

Chandler(after Joey said something stupid): You know, you have to stop the Q-Tip when there's resistance..:D:D

&hearts; gum would be perfection.

Could I BE wearing any more clothes?
Seven
You are my first kiss ever???
Get off my sister!!

omg i have like lots for every episode they do, i love friends so much - i can watch it over and over again and there jokes will never die out :) a couple i like are -
Phoebe= ROSSCAN (singing it ) i love all of phoebes songs :)
Ross and rachel everytime they mention that we were on a break thing :P
monica - I KNOW (shouting it )
chandler - all of his sarcastic jokes
Joey- how you doin' <<< love that :D but joey is hiarious so i could go on forever with his :)

Joey: Heyy how you doinn
Ross:We were on a break!
Rachel: Im sorry (pushing boobs together)
Phoebes:Oh dear God (shouting)
Chandler: His jokes
Monica:I KNOW.

Rachel: My boss wants to buy my baby! (or something like that)

Monica:You know, it's such a surprise to see Ross here at this time of day, as he's normally at the children's hospital
Phoebe:Not looking for dates!

Rachel:Joey has got a secret peephole!
Chandler: Oh, no no no!
Rachel: Yes! He has a naked picture of Monica, he takes naked pictures of us, then he eats chicken, and then he looks at them!

I just love the show =)

joey: thanks for teaching me how to lie phoebe
phoebe: no problem, next week stealing!

phoebe: i dont know i was looking in his eyes and i was just thinking oh my god its david, davids here hes just so irresistible
monica: really the scientist guy?
phoebe: really chandler?

Monica - "Oh my god! Pheobe knows about us and is just trying to freak us out. It's the only explanantion."

Chandler - "Ok, but what about my pinchable butt and my bulging biceps... She knows!"

Phoebe: Chandler still thinks I'm pregnant and he hasn't asked me how I'm feeling or offered to carry my bags. I feel bad for the woman who ends up with him.

Phoebe: [Right after playing a song in the coffee shop ] If you want to receive e-mails about my upcoming shows, then please give me money so I can buy a computer.

[In response to a stupid comment]
Chandler: You have to stop the Q-Tip when there's resistance.

Joey: I hate Pottery barn too! They kicked me out of there just because I sat on a bed.
Chandler: You took off your pants and cimbed under the sheets!

pheobie:ohoh why dont u invite carol
ross:oohoh maby because shell bring her ohoh lesbian life partner!

every1 imitating chandler.
ross:the hills are alive with the sound OFF music.
joey:could i BE wearin anymore clothes.

and anythinh chandler or monica says.
I KNOW!!
mon:u said u loved me.
chan:no i said ur great and then i just STOPED talking!

joeys gf: there is a little boy inside this man.
chandler: yes the doctors say if they ramove it hell die!

just to name a few! :P

oh forgot 1 of my faves!

wen monica opens the door after ross sees her n chandler
monica: hey wats up bra?

Ross: Look Chandler, Monica is really weird about this kind stuff all right. Believe me, I lived with her for 16 years. She is going to freak…out. Oh my God, she's going to sit on you

rachel: you and your steady hand. well now i have the steady hand.... thats right you do what the hand says


amy(rachels sis): o this is just so typical rachel

Rachel: o yea rememeber in college when i died and didnt give you my baby


monica: let go. im a tiny little women.

Pheobe knocks on ross' door" ross you know alot about marriage?"

Ross: " its okay when you tease me with the group but to seek me out and come to my house...


haha just a few.

In the unagi episode:
After Ross screams like a little girl. (cracks me up everytime)
Rachel : Aah, salmon skin roll.

this is not out of the blue!! this is smack dab in the middle of the blue!
i love chandler