Ross: Is Monica here?
Rachel: She's cleaning her dress. Why?
Ross: I think Chandler's gone, he left this
Rachel: Oh My God
*Phoebe takes note and reads aloud*
Phoebe: Tell Monica I'm sorry...Tell her yourself!

Next: TOW Monica and Chandler's wedding (Part 2)

SEASON 7 FINISHED!

next: The One After "I Do"

season 8 XD


next: TOW the Red Sweater

Pheebz and Joe 4eva!

Next: TOW Rachel tells...

Ross: Well yeah, I think we should get married.
Rachel: What, because that’s your answer to everything?
Ross: No, because that’s the right thing to do.
Rachel: Yeah, maybe if you’re in love. But Ross, we are not in love, are we?
Ross: No but still you can’t possibly do this alone.
Rachel: Excuse me?
Ross: Come on Rach, you can’t even eat alone in a restaurant.
Rachel: What?!
Ross: I’m just saying if you can’t eat by yourself, how do you expect to have a baby by yourself?
Rachel: I can too eat by myself!
Ross: When have you ever
Rachel: When certain people leave the table and I am not finished!
Ross: Well certain other people take two hours to eat a bowl of soup!
Rachel: Oh please, you inhale your food!
Ross: I grew up with Monica! If you didn’t eat fast you didn’t eat!!

next: TOW the Videotape

Next: TOW Rachel's date.

Ross: How did the date go?
Rachel: Well I have a bag full of candy, take a guess
Ross: What happened?
Rachel: I made the stupid mistake of telling him I was Pregnant
Ross: Here's something that'll cheer you up, guess who's middle name is Muriel
Rachel: OH MY GOD! Chandler M. Bing!
Ross: So you wanna grab some coffee?
Rachel: Na I think I'm ganna go home and eat 10 candy bars
Ross: Hey I thought I made you feel better
Rachel: Oh you did, there are 20 (in here)!

Next: TOW The Halloween Party

Monica: Oh really? Okay? Well what would you say if I told you that, y’know, Ross or Chandler could beat you up?
Joey: I would say, "Woman, please!"


next: TOW the Stain

Maid: what are you doing?
Chandler: Stretching. This is where I strech
Maid: Okay
Chandler: There's a bee down your blouse!
Maid: What???
Chandler: a bee flew down your blouse, so take it off lest it sting you!
Maid (to Monica): I QUIT!
Monica: Sounds about right

Joey: Come on let's pretend it's a real batcherlor party it'll be more fun.
Chandler: Ok i can't beleive tommorrows the big day
Joey: So how does it feel knowing your never gonna be with another woman again, Knowing that your gonna have to wake up to the same face every day until u finally have the sweet release of death?
Chandler: Your right this is more fun :)

Nxt: TOW the rumor

Rachel: The "I Hate Rachel Green Club"? Who was in this club?
Will: Me and Ross...
Ross: There's no need to point; she knows who Ross is.
Rachel: Ross! Who else?
Ross: Well, there was that exchange student from Thailand, but I don't think he really understand what it was.
Rachel: [to Monica] Did you know about this?
Monica: I swear I didn't know. Wait a minute; is that why the two of you used to go into your room and lock the door?
Ross: [ashamed] Uh, yes.
Monica: Gotta tell you; that's a relief.

Next: TOW Monica's boots

Chandler: New haircut?
Monica: No
Chandler:Necklace?
Monica: No
Chandler: Dress?
Monica: No
Chandler: Boots?
Monica: Yes
Chandler: BOOTS!!
Monica: Now There a little more than I useually spent on boots (or rent)
Chandler: OH MY GOD
Monica:I Know
Chandler: I'm gonna miss being able to afford food :)

Nxt: TOW Ross' step forward.

Next: TOW Joey Dates Rachel

Rachel: so where'd you grow up
Joey: that's your move? Boy,rach, you're lucky your hot'

Next; TOW chandler takes a bath

Rachel: Hi! Oh, Ross, don’t forget, we have that doctor’s appointment tomorrow!
Ross: Right.
Phoebe: Hey, are you going to find out the sex of the baby?
Ross: No-no, we talked about it. We don’t want to know. All we care about is that it’s happy and healthy.
Rachel: Yep! Happy and healthy! And cute!
Ross: And smart!
Rachel: Popular.
Ross: With an aptitude for science.
Phoebe: Are you two talking about the same baby? Hey! Have you started off thinking of names yet?

Ross: Your page said come to the hospital, what? What was it? What happened?
Joey: Something called Braxton-Hicks contractions.
Ross: Oh. Oh. Thank God, most women don’t even feel them.
Rachel: Okay, no uterus, no opinion.



next: TOW the Birthing Video

omg i havnt replied on here in FOREVER!!! i feel bad :(

Phoebe: (About Rachel) Honey, I wish you would get over her. I hate seeing you like this. Is there anything I can do for you? Do you want to look down my top?
Joey: Thanks. But maybe later

next: TOW Joey Tells Rachel <3

Next: TOW the tea leaves

go chandler!(:

next: The One In Massapequa (love dis 1)

Next: TOW Joey's Interview

:)

next: TOW The Baby Shower

XD

Next: TOW The Cooking Class

Cashier: I notice you picked out a lot of our dinosaur items.
Rachel: Oh yeah! Actually, that’s one of the reasons why we’re not a couple.
Ross: I chose those, I’m a paleontologist.
Cashier: Really?! That is so cool!
Rachel: Oh. Oh yeah, don’t get to worked up over it. I mean it-it sounds like he’s a doctor, but he’s not.
Cashier: Oh no, I’m fascinated by paleontology. Have you read the new Walter Alvarez book?
Ross: Yeah! I teach it in my class.
Rachel: Oh my God! I’m standing at a cash register, holding a credit card, and I’m bored.
Cashier: Oh, I love your neighborhood. There’s a great gym right around the corner from your building.
Ross: That’s my gym.
Cashier: I can tell you work out. A paleontologist who works out, you’re like Indiana Jones.
Ross: I am like Indiana Jones.

next: TOW Rachel Is Late

Ross: (entering) Hey is Rachel here? We have a doctor’s appointment.

Monica: She’s in the bathroom.

Ross: Rach, we gotta go.

Rachel: In a minute!!!

Ross: People ask me why we’re not together, I just don’t know what to tell them.

Rachel: (entering) All right, all right. Let’s go!

Ross: Uh, do you wanna go change first? The doctor’s keeping the office open late for us, but if you hurry…

Rachel: No, I’m fine.

Ross: Really? You don’t think that’s a little inappropriate.

Phoebe: Good God man don’t anger it.

Rachel: Ross, it is 100 degrees outside. For the first time in weeks, I am somewhat comfortable.

Ross: Fine! Fine! Y’know what? Whatever you want. Okay? You’re the mommy.

Rachel: Oh uh-uh pal! Don’t call me mommy! It’s bad enough you call your own mother that. (He looks at Monica.)

Monica: I’m actually with her on this one.

Next: TOW Rachel Has A Baby (Part 1)

I'm just ganna do this one cuz no one else is replying!
The next ep is the start of season 9!

Next: TOW Rachel Has A Baby (Part 2)

Ross: Look at Emma!
Phoebe: I just can’t decide who she looks more alike, you or Rachel?
Ross: Oh what are you kidding? She’s gorgeous, it’s all Rachel.
Phoebe: I’m sorry, for the last time, why aren’t you two together again? No, I know. I know, because you’re not in that place. Which would be fine, except you totally are.
Ross: It’s complicated okay?
Phoebe: Yeah that’s true. Yeah, you love her. You always have. You have a child together. There is no right answer.
Ross: Look, we’ve been together. Okay? And then apart, and then together, and then apart, and now we have a baby. It’s just if-if we got together again and it didn’t work out…I could never do that to Emma. I mean she-she thinking everything—(Starts to cry.) Oh that’s…now me. What do they put something in the water in this place? Since Rachel and I we’re doing really, we’re doing really well right now.
Phoebe: I know. I know. I know. I know, and if you try to make it more you might wreck it.
Ross: Yeah, exactly.
Phoebe: Right. Or you might get everything you’ve wanted since you were fifteen.


next:TOW No One Proposes

^^ that quote up there made me cry when i watched it and when i just re-read it i got teary eyed!

Rachel: (Rachel is talking about Joey, While Phoebe is talking about Ross) I think I just got engaged.
Phoebe: Oh, my God! He did it?
Rachel: Well... did you know he was gonna ask me?
Phoebe: Are you kidding? I'm like the one who talked him into it. I like to think of myself as the puppet master of the group.
Rachel: And you really think this is a good idea?
Phoebe: I just talked him into it, don't tell me I have to do you too. The puppet master gets tired people.
Rachel: I just don't know. It just doesn't feel right.
Phoebe: Why? You two are so meant to be together, everybody thinks so.
Rachel: Really? Even Ross?
Phoebe: Especially Ross!

next: TOW Emma Cries

Gunther: Diapers huh?
Ross: Yep.
Gunther: So I guess Rachel had you baby?
Ross: Yep, can you believe it?
Gunther: Nope! I still can’t believe she slept with you in the first place.


next: TOW the Pediatrician

Nurse: Rossie? We're ready for you.
Ross: (Embarrassed) Come on Ross, Jr. Time to go in. (The boy runs to his mother)
Little girl: Mommy, what's wrong with that man?
Ross: Hey, I helped you find Waldo!

Next: TOW The Sharks

Rachel: man sharks… I always knew there was something weird about that dude. But you promised to love him no matter what.
Monica: what means if he gets like a disease or kills someone… not if he gets his jollys to jaws!
Rachel: Ah! You know what honey guys are just different, they like things that we can't understand, you know I once dated this guy who wanted to pretend he was an archeologist and I was a naughty cave woman that he unfroze from a block of ice.
Monica: Eww are you talking about my bother.
Rachel: yeah I didn't disguise that very well did i.


next: TOW Phoebe's Birthday Dinner

Rachel: What if she jumped out the basinet?
Ross: Can't hold her own head up, but yeah, jump out.
Rachel: Oh my God, I left the water running.
Ross: Rach, you did not leave the water running. Please, just pull yourself together, okay?
Rachel: Ah, did I leave the stove on?
Ross: You haven't cooked since 1996.
Rachel: Is the window open? Because if there's a window open, a bird could fly in there.
Ross: Oh my god, you know what, yeah, I think you're right. I think... listen, listen.
Rachel: Huh?
Ross: A pigeon, a pigeon. No, no wait, no, no, an eagle flew in. Landed on the stove and caught fire. The baby, seeing this, jumps across the apartment to the mighty bird's aid. The eagle, however, misconstrues it as an act of aggression and grabs the baby in its talons. Meanwhile the faucet fills the apartment with water. Baby and bird still ablaze are locked in a death grip, swirling around in the whirlpool that fills the apartment.
Rachel: If that happens now, you're going to feel SO bad.



next:TOW where nobody's ready.

It's actually TOW The Male Nanny :/

Next: TOW Ross's Inappropriate song

Next: The One With The Fake Monica

Actually it's TOW Rachel's Other Sister :/

Next: TOW Rachel's Phone Number

PHOEBE: Oh God. Remember the girls' nights we used to have sitting around talking about you and Ross?
RACHEL: Oh God. It seems like forever ago.
PHOEBE: I know. So, what's going on with you and Ross?
RACHEL: Well, um . . . I don't know. I mean, for a long time nothing. But you know, actually right before you picked me up, Ross and I had a . . . ah . . . little thing.
PHOEBE: Oh my God! I love things. What happened?
RACHEL: Well, um, first he told me he liked how I looked. And, ah, then we had a little . . . um . . . eye-contact.
PHOEBE: Eye-contact?
RACHEL: Mm-hmm.
PHOEBE: I hope you were using protection.



next: TOW Christmas in Tulsa

sapphireno99@, Oh Sorry. I think I just understood this game a little more. I thought everyone could choose a random episode. Sorry again. D:

Next: The One Where Rachel Goes Back To Work

Rachel: That went well. Almost everybody knew that she was a girl.
Ross: Yeah, after you punched that one guy who got it wrong, word spread.
Rachel: I'm just gonna go in my office and pick up some stuff . (To the guy behind her desk) Who the hell are you!?
Guy: Who the hell are you?
Rachel: I'm the hell person whose office this is!
Ross: Good one, Rach.
Guy: I'm Gavin Mitchell, the person who's taken over your job.
Rachel: Excuse me?
Gavin: Oh, your baby's so cute. Why did you put a pink bow on a boy?



next: TOW Phoebe's Rats

Phoebe: Hey Mike, what's the capital of Peru?
Mike: Lima.
Phoebe: No. It starts with a "v" and ends with an "x." Helpfully with a "to" in the middle.
Mike: You know, kinda think of it, the capital of Peru is "Vtox.

It's okay User202392!

Next: TOW Monica Sings

Rachel: I kissed Gavin last night.
Phoebe: Oh my god.
Monica: You kissed him?
Rachel: Yeah. It was after the party, we were on the balcony and...
Monica: Wait wait wait. I was at home the whole time. How did I missed that?
Phoebe: It was the end of the party, you were probably ironing wrapping paper.
Monica: Oh yeah...So how did you end up kissing?
Rachel: You know we were all alone and he was being really nice to me and, oh and he gave me this scarf...
Monica: I thought you hated him?
Rachel: You know honey, there is a thin line between love and hate, and it turns out that line...is a scarf!
Monica: So are you thinking of starting up something with this guy?
Rachel: I don't know. It's so complicated. I work with this guy, you know, I have the baby, and I have Ross, and I just...I don't know what to do and I have to be at the office and see Gavin in ten minutes.
Monica: Sounds like you need to think about what you want, talk to Gavin, and you definitely should talk to Ross
Rachel: Or...I could call in sick and not deal with it at all...
Phoebe: Wow! Five-month maternity leave, you're back for four days, kiss a co-worker, call in sick, they are lucky to have you!!



next: TOW the Blind Dates

Just watched this episode the other day!

Next: TOW The Mugging

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Next: TOW The Boob Job

Here :-)

Next: TOW The Memorial Service

Joey: Hey, look who’s here! It’s Joey, and he brought home a friend.
Rachel: Joey, Emma’s right here! You promised not to bring girls home in the middle of the day anymore.
Joey: No, no, it’s not a girl, it’s… a brand new Hugsy!
Rachel: Oh that’s so great, now Emma has two Hugsy’s.
Joey: No, no, Emma has one Hugsy, the new Hugsy, huh? The other Hugsy, I don’t know, I guess I’ll just take it back.

Next: TOW the Lottery

Rachel:Guys, you're not gonna believe this! I was just saying goodnight to Emma and she said her first words!!

All: Wow!

Joey: And what did she say?

Rachel: She said "gleeba"!!

Monica: Make me rich!!

Rachel: (to Ross) Isn't that amazing?

Ross: Oh yeah, no no no...that's great!

Rachel: Why-why aren't you more excited?

Ross: Oh, Rach...oh..."gleeba" is not a word.

Rachel: Oh, but of course it is!

Ross: Okay, what does it mean?

Rachel: I don't know all the words.

Ross: I'm just, I'm just glad I didn't miss my daughter's first words.

Rachel: Yes you did, gleeba is a word!

Ross: Ok, use it in a sentence.

Rachel: Ok... "Emma just said gleeba"!

Ross: It's not a word!

Rachel: Okay, okay, okay, fine, I'm gonna look it up

Ross: Oh, oh, ok, great. You know what, while you're at it she said another word the other day, why don't you, why don't you look up: pbbqqt...

Rachel: (searching the dictionary) Alright, okay, okay, gleeba, gleeba... Gleeba! Ha! Here it is: the fleshy, spore-bearing inner mass of a certain fungi.

(Rachel shows Ross the definition on the dictionary, giving him a smug look; then she squints at the dictionary, as though unsure what to make out of it)

Ross: She's gonna be a scientist! (kisses Rachel on the head, very moved)

Next: TOW Rachel's Dream

Next: TOW the Soap Opera Party

Rachel: How is it going with Charlie?
Ross: (Sarcastically) Oh, great! After I finish my wine I'm going to blow my... average-sized brains out.
Phoebe: Oh, what's the matter?
Ross: She only dates geniuses and Nobel Prize winners. Oh, my God, at the Chinese restaurant earlier today, I put chopsticks in my mouth and pretended to be a woolly mammoth.
Rachel: I always loved that!
Ross: Of course you would, your brains are smaller than mine!

Next: TOW The Fertility Test

Rachel: Oh, it's a gift certificate to this new SPA in SOHO.
Monica: Oh, you can't show Phoebe this! She hates those corporate massage chains.
Rachel: Ah, why, now I can't get a massage? There are so many things that she disapproves of! I can't eat veal, I can't wear fur, I can't go hunting...
Monica: Do you wanna go hunting?
Rachel: Well, I would like to have the option!!
Phoebe: (coming back from the bathroom) What's up? (she sees the gift certificate in Rachel's hands) Hey, Rachel!!
Rachel: Oh!
Phoebe: No, you can't go there! You know how I feel about these "big massage places"! They're putting people like me out of business!
Monica: And she wants to go hunting, too!!
Rachel: Phoebe, come on, I don't wanna waste it! It would be like throwing away a hundred bucks!
Phoebe: Ok, this is not about the MONEY, ok? It's about... it's about corporate greed destroying our hearts and leaving us... the hollow shells.
Rachel: I don't care about any of that!!
Phoebe: Well, do you care about friendship?
Rachel: Oh!
Phoebe: I feel really strongly about this, Rachel. Please, don't use this gift certificate. I'm asking you as a friend.
Rachel: Oh, not as a friend, Phoebe!! Fine, I won't use it!
Phoebe: Promise?
Rachel: I promise.
Phoebe: Thank you. (she tears up the gift certificate)
Rachel: But I am going hunting!!


next: TOW the Donor

Monica: Oh, I so can't believe this! My uterus is an inhospitable environment? I was trying so hard to be a good hostess!
Chandler: Oh, I can't believe my sperm have low motility because, let me tell you, when I was growing up they sure seem to be in a hurry to get places!!
Doctor Connelly: (entering) Hi there.
Chandler: Hi.
Monica: Hi.
Doctor Connelly: I'm sorry there wasn't better news from your test last week but I wanted to talk to you about your options.
Monica: Ok.
Doctor Connelly: Above all, even though your chances of conceiving through natural means aren't great, you never know! So, keep having sex on a regular basis.
Chandler: Oh, DAMN IT!
Monica: Don't worry, after a while he'll tune it out.
Doctor Connelly: Ok, given your situation, the options with the greatest chances for success would be surrogacy, or insemination using a sperm donor.
Monica: Ok.
Doctor Connelly: And, of course, if you feel that neither of those is right for you, you can always adopt.
Chandler: Is that a hint? Because we love you Doctor Connelly but we don't think we'd want you to be our child! Wow, talking about an inhospitable environment!

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