| &# 34; This one time, I went out with this girl, she had... |
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"This one time, I went out with this girl, she had the biggest Adam's apple!"
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| &# 34; Ты have two new messages. Please pass the pie... |
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"You have two new messages. Please pass the pie sweetheart"
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| &# 34; Maybe Ты need sex, i just had it a few days ago... |
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"Maybe Ты need sex, i just had it a few days назад ..."
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| &# 34; He&# 39; s not even wearing a jockstrap!&# 34; |
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"He's not even wearing a jockstrap!"
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| &# 34; Tell him Joey Tribbiani says hello. He&# 39; ll know... |
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"Tell him Joey Tribbiani says hello. He'll know what it means"
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| &# 34; Ты could drink the fat&# 34; |
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"You could drink the fat"
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| &# 34; And &# 34; Yemen,&# 34; that actually sounds like a real... |
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"And "Yemen," that actually sounds like a real country!"
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| &# 34; Wow, there&# 39; s a lot I didn&# 39; t know about vomit&# 34; |
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"Wow, there's a lot I didn't know about vomit"
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| &# 34; Thursday! The third day!&# 34; |
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"Thursday! The third day!"
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| &# 34; Oh, wow, what a beautiful name! What is it... |
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"Oh, wow, what a beautiful name! What is it again?"
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| &# 34; In my spare time, I read to the blind. And I&# 39; m... |
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"In my spare time, I read to the blind. And I'm also a mento, for kids"
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| &# 34; It rains all день long, nobody watches TV, and... |
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"It rains all день long, nobody watches TV, and Ross is famous!"
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| &# 34; I&# 39; m out four thousand dollars, and nobody&# 39; s boobs... |
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"I'm out four thousand dollars, and nobody's boobs are getting any bigger?"
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| &# 34; May... tember...&# 34; |
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"May... tember..."
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How Ты doin'...
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JOEY DOENST SHARE FOOT!!
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| Oh my god, how can I choose ? They all crack me up... |
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Oh my god, how can I choose ? They all crack me up :D
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