Ты know your obsessed when....

Ты draw a transmutation круг and hope it works.
Ты make re-watching FMA part of your daily life.
When Ты meet a new friend who likes Аниме Ты automatically ask them if they like FMA.
If they don't like FMA Ты never talk to them again.
If they do like FMA Ты give them a mega jumbo hug.
Ты adore the voice actors for FMA and watch tons of Видео of them at Аниме cons.
Ты start comparing FMA to everyday life.
When Ты see a clothing или symbol similar to FMA Ты worship it.
Ты thought или have made your own AMV/manga about FMA.
Ты consider restyling your hair to the likes of an FMA character.
Ты name your pets after FMA characters.
Ты automatically hate Edward Cullen.
Ты start drawing FMA symbols on your arm.
Ты consider putting FMA in your license plate when Ты get your own car.
Ты are mentally dating one of the FMA characters.

11. When anyone mentions the seven deadly sins Ты automatically think about the Homunculi
12. Whenever Ты see a sniper on TV, Ты automatically think "Riza would do a much better job."
13. Ты have the entire opening speech memorized
14. Ты wrote about FMA for your SAT essay because Ты can find numerous ways to relate anything to FMA
15. Ты have done reaserch on real Alchemy and the Hermetic arts
16. Ты have drawn transmutation circles on your homework
17. Ты think Hiromu Arakawa is a genius
18. Ты still cry when Hughes dies even though Ты know excatly what happens
19. Ты have watched and re-watched the DVD commentaries
20. When Ты see a miniskirt Ты smile and imagine Roy giving his infamous miniskirt speech

21. Ты drew the flame transmutation круг on your mat homework in an effort to burn it and get out of math.
22. Ты know what the above transmutation was missing (a Источник of ignition)
23. Ты Присоединиться the Miniskirt Army. MSA FOR THE WIN!! (no offense to any Risembool Rangers that might be reading)
24. Ты make up a song about the Miniskirt Army to the tune of I Am Proud to Be an American (dont ask me for the lyrics though. i have almost completely forgotten it.)
25. Ты have all of Brotherhood on dvd.
26. Ты have completely memorised almost every opening theme of Brotherhood IN JAPANESE (all I need is one more). and sing along when Ты watch it.
27. Ты introduce your Друзья to the series who, before FMAB, the only Аниме they had ever seen was DragonBallZ.
28. Ты drew a series of pictures of Roy on his birthday
29. Ты can spell Alphonse using the elements of the periodic table.
30. Ты Любовь your school only because its mascot is the mustang. (Rancho Pico mustangs!)

31. Ты think you're Alphonse because your initials spell "AL".
32. Ты buy too much FMA merchandise instead of saving your money.
33. Your birthday cake has all the main characters from FMA on it.
34. Ты collect FMA action figures.
35. Almost everything Ты draw is somehow FMA related.
36. Ты call your brother "brother!" and "niisan!" in Al's voice instead of calling him by his real name.
37. Ты re-watch a lot of episodes, if not all of them.
38. Ты named your pet bird "Ed" because he has a yellow crest that looks like a short fuse on his head. xD And he likes to bite and get angry a lot.
39. Ты want to dye your hair blonde just so Ты can pretend you're Edward Elric, although Ты know you'll never, I repeat NEVER be anywhere near as short as he is! :D
40. Ты try your best not to point and laugh at short people walking by, even though Ты really want to.
41. Ты can't go even ONE день without thinking about Edward Elric. <3 He's just soooooooo amazing and beautiful! Automail, alchemy and all! ~*o*~

Almost all your thoughts are about FMA.
Ты stay up until midnight watching FMA.
Ты and ur Друзья have formed a FMA fanclub at school and talk nonstop about it.

When Ты meet a another fangirl at a party and talk nonstop about ed the entire time

11. When Ты fantasize about being Mrs.Elric

I apogize if I repeat any that were already said.
But my Список includes...
11. Ты memorized the entire Equivalent Exchange, Tiny Miniskirts, I Любовь Dogs, Ed's Impression of Roy, and various other speeches.
12. Ты memorize how to draw various transmutation circles and spaz out like Ed when they don't work.
13. Your Избранное element on the Periodic таблица is Aluminum because its abreviation is "AL".
14. Ты constantly scream "Alphonse!" at Болталка points and times.
15. Ты ramble on about it for hours until your sister slaps Ты and starts talking about the Problem Sloverz (I hate the Problem Sloverz).
16. Ты bought a bottle of lotion, put sparkles in it, made a new lable for it, and declared it "Armstrong's New Sparkle Lotion!".
17. Ты plan on getting a tattoo of a transmutation circle.
18. Ты take a wrench almost everywhere Ты go and bonk people on the head with it, trying to act like Winry.
19. Your walls in your bedroom are covered with drawings of FMA characters .
20. Everytime Ты see a palm tree, Ты imagine it's Envy and start yelling at it.
21. Ты convice your 70 год old aunt to start watching it.
22. When Ты recite the Equivalent exchange speech, your Друзья Присоединиться in because Ты сказал(-а) it so many times they memorized it as well.
:3