HELP! (And I need something very specific)

I've been looking for somewhere to download the official FUNimation dubs of FMA and FMA:B. By official, I mean...
-English credits
-Subtitles for the openings and endings
-Subtitles for the Japanese words (like in episode 3 of Brotherhood, when Rose says Ed could be taller if he believed in the sun god Lito, the word "Sincere" in Japanese appears over her head with the English translation in quotation marks).
And I can't torrent. Only direct downloads like .rars and .zips.
It would be like someone were to rip the episodes off the DVDs.
If someone call tell me where to download them, I will be forever in your debt!