1. Why did the turkey пересекать, крест the road? He wasn't a chicken.
2. Knock, knock! Who's there? Norma Lee. Norma Lee who? Norma Lee, I ring the doorbell.
3. If Ты are American in the living room, what are Ты in the bathroom? European (you're a peein')!
4. What did the science book say to the math book? Boy, do Ты have problems!
5. When I fell down, a friend asked, "Are Ты all right?" I replied, "No, I'm half left."
6. What do Ты get when Ты пересекать, крест a hedgehog with a turtle? A slow poke
7. Why do skunks like Valentine's Day? They're scent-imental.
8. Knock, knock! Who's there? Urine. Urine who? Urine for a big surprise. I peed myself laughing at these jokes.
9. Knock, knock! Who's there? Britney Spears. Britney Spears who? Knock, Knock! Who's there? Britney Spears. Britney Spears who? Oops! I did it again.
10. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Interrupting Chili Peppers. Interrupting...Give it away, give it away, give it away now!
11. What did one meteor say to the other? Help me! I'm falling!
12. What did the mallard say to the лебедь when they were playing Frisbee? Duck!
13. What did the covers say to the bed? Don't worry, I've got Ты covered.
14. Knock, knock! Who's there? Owl. Owl who? Whooooooooo else?!