An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship‚ holding her hat on tightly so that it wouldn't blow off in the wind.
A gentleman approached her and said: "Pardon me‚ madam. I do not intend to be forward‚ but did Ты know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"
"Yes‚ I know‚" сказал(-а) the lady‚ "I need both hands to hold onto this hat."
"But‚ madam‚ Ты must know that your privates are exposed!" сказал(-а) the gentleman in earnest.
The woman looked down‚ then back up at the man and replied‚ "Sir‚ anything Ты see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!"
A gentleman approached her and said: "Pardon me‚ madam. I do not intend to be forward‚ but did Ты know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"
"Yes‚ I know‚" сказал(-а) the lady‚ "I need both hands to hold onto this hat."
"But‚ madam‚ Ты must know that your privates are exposed!" сказал(-а) the gentleman in earnest.
The woman looked down‚ then back up at the man and replied‚ "Sir‚ anything Ты see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!"
