One difference between a гитара and a рыба is that Ты can't tuna fish. Опубликовано Больше года

Congress is like Рождество lights. Half of them don't work, and those that do aren't very bright. Опубликовано Больше года

What do Ты find in ancient Greece?

...

Ancient chips! Опубликовано Больше года

What did the blanket say to the bed? I've got Ты covered! Опубликовано Больше года

What did the person at the bridge tell the колокол, колокольчик, белл before the колокол, колокольчик, белл went under the bridge? "Toll, please!" Опубликовано Больше года

Two sharks are eating a clown fish. One of them says, "I don't know about you, but this tastes funny to me." Опубликовано Больше года

Knock, knock! Who's there? Ida. Ida who? Ida rather not be here. Опубликовано Больше года

A hamburger walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'm sorry. We don't serve Еда here." Опубликовано Больше года

What did the hedgehog say when he backed into a cactus? "Is that you, Mum?" Опубликовано Больше года

Why did the farmer stomp in his field and pour подливка, соус on it? He was trying to grow mashed potatoes with gravy. Опубликовано Больше года

What did one eye say to the other? "Just between Ты and me, something smells." Опубликовано Больше года

Oh Latvians...stop making jokes...there not funny -_- Опубликовано Больше года

What do Ты call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what Ты call him. He's not going to come. Опубликовано Больше года

Here is a funny joke oh no girl did u not know combs were Even ... Опубликовано Больше года

I laugh at everything!!!!!!!!!!! Lol!!! XD Опубликовано Больше года

a girl breaks up with her boyfriend others think she's bi
boy 1 wanna run for boys 100m dash? Опубликовано Больше года

Sam finds him a new one, and the chicken goes back out, book under his wing.Later,the chicken comes back!"Book,bookbook!" he says. He walks out after the Sam gets him a book.Sam follows the chicken.After a while, they end up at the back of a farm. He keeps following the chicken until they get to a pond with a large lillipad with a large frog on top. The chicken walks right up to the frog and hands him the book.
The Frog, astonishingly, shakes his head, and says, "Read it. Read it"!!!
LOL!!!!!! Опубликовано Больше года

PART ONE
A chicken walks into the library,up to the front desk. He says to Sam the librarian, "Book, book book!" So the Sam gets him a book. The chicken walks out with the book under its wing.Half an час later, the chicken comes back. Again he says, "Book, book book!" and puts the old book on the desk.
END OF PART ONE
(Its too long to fit it in one post) Опубликовано Больше года

100 funny ways to answer your phone and they're hilarious!!
link Опубликовано Больше года

what did Dora and Diego say when they went to a hotel?
a: WE DId WE DID IT! u know like the song at the end of each show
like if u get it Опубликовано Больше года

Mum:What's the first thing Ты learnt at school???
Daughter:How to speak without moving my lips:D

Mum:What are Ты going to dress up in the school Хэллоуин party???
Daughter:A pupil
Mum:A pupil??But pupil Ты are every день at school,aren't you???
Daughter:No mum at school i go as a tourist :D Опубликовано Больше года

Doctor: "Why should I examine you? You'll never pay me!"
Patient: " Why should I pay you?! You're completely incompetent!"
Doctor: "Good point"
( places stethoscope on patient's forehead)
Doctor: " Turn your head and cough" Опубликовано Больше года

i heared thiz from my friend at my school so i thought y not put it on here: wat do u call black people standing in front of white people = an eclipse.
again i got thiz joke from my friend at my school Опубликовано Больше года

I like jokes that are so awful, but are so funny 'coz they're bad. Опубликовано Больше года

what do Ты call 500 indians without titys? indian,nippleless,500 Опубликовано Больше года

my friend has a motorcycle made of 2 by 4s.when he starts it up it goes....wooden....wooden. Опубликовано Больше года

i like jokes whenever iam in a good или a bad mood..!! Опубликовано Больше года

People who ask "Can I ask Ты a question?" Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya buddy? I loled forever Опубликовано Больше года

thats ssssooooo funny :P Опубликовано Больше года

I am the 500th Фан Опубликовано Больше года

How much cocaine can Charile Sheen handle a week?? Опубликовано Больше года

Ok....so the grandma thinks LOL means lots of Любовь so she texts her grandaugter "my dog died LOL" haha Опубликовано Больше года

i have a joke for Ты if Ты read my comment
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Chris Brown
LiL Wayne, Chris Brown + J.Holiday just died.Lil Wayne choked on a lollipop. Chris Brown Had NO AIR and J.Holiday Suffcated.*

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Fluff
What is розовый and fluffy?

розовый fluff!

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ketchup
there was a daddy tomato,a mommy, and a kid tomato. The kid помидор said”where are we going?” The daddy помидор said”chut up already, come on we don’t have all day”. The daddy помидор went over to the kid помидор and stepped on him and сказал(-а) KETCHUP!!!

Опубликовано Больше года

somebody read this

i am wee todd did
i am wee todd did
i am sofa king wee todd did

read it over and over till Ты get it u will probably laugh Опубликовано Больше года

Dear cosmetic companies,

Thanks for putting that, "For external use only" sticker on my lotion.

Sincerely, was definitely planning to drink it. Опубликовано Больше года

Another drawing competition, a participant came up to the referee and showed him an empty paper, the referee: What is on your drawing? The guy: A cow eating grass. Referee: Where is the grass? Guy: The cow ate it. Referee: Where is the cow? Guy: She went to look for трава in another place. Опубликовано Больше года

There was a competition for the fastest drawing, one guy drew a dot and сказал(-а) "finished!" The referee asked him :What is that on your drawing?" The guy answered "An слон coming from far. far, far, far, far, far away" Опубликовано Больше года

the red man was in the душ when the green man knocked and his door, the red man quickly put a towel on and went downstairs but as soon as the red man opened the door his towel fell down. the green man ran across the road in shock horror and got knocked down by a car.

The moral или this story is to NEVER run across the road when the red man flashes :L xxxx haha Опубликовано Больше года

Ты peoples is just silly. Опубликовано Больше года

In Soviet Russia translator translates you!
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story of my life buttcrack on my нож but it keeps avoiding me story of my soul putting a hole in my story dnt think wrong i wasnt going to put wat u think i was Опубликовано Больше года

can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky like chicken wings i could really use some sauce right now sauce right sauce right now can my friend сказал(-а) half of this lmbo Опубликовано Больше года

wat the most disturbing thing on earth?

answer:perez hilton Опубликовано Больше года

what do Ты call teeth Ты get for a dollar ? Опубликовано Больше года

what does the hillbilly call a deer with no eye ?
tricky one ? Опубликовано Больше года

Why did the cookie go to the doctor ? Опубликовано Больше года

why DID the chicken пересекать, крест the road? Опубликовано Больше года