Here are my вверх Santana Цитаты from Season 1:

10. "What difference does it make? Everyone knows my role here is to look hot". (Laryngitis)

9. Santana: "Who, Rachel? She's dating that Jesse St. James kid from Vocal Adrenaline".
Finn: "No, she's not".
Santana: "Please, she's like a cat in heat. She talked about him yesterday and practically sprayed the choir room". (Power of Madonna)

8. "You know what actually, would Ты mind waiting in the car? Oh, and leave your credit card". (Hell-O)

7. Brittany: "Did Ты see what Rachel was wearing today?"
Santana: "Oh, I know! She looked like Pippi Longstocking, but like, Israeli". (Hell-O)

6. "Get a room!" (Showmance)

5. Finn: "Will Ты talk to me then?"
Santana: "I don't really talk during". (Power of Madonna)

4. "Enjoy it while Ты can, Weezy. His hair's starting to grow back". (Laryngitis)

3. "You haven't deleted his number yet?" (Funk)

2. Santana: "While Ты were playing house, Puck was sexting me".
Quinn: "Sexting?"
Santana: "Sexy texting, what era are Ты from?" (Hairography)

1. Kurt: "Can we talk about the giant слон in the room?"
Santana: "Your sexuality?" (The Rhodes Not Taken)

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