Chapter 1: It began with…
"So that's when my dads told me that.." Rachel turned the page. "That I was one of the strongest singers they ever met. I won my very first dance competition at 9 months old, I was one of the pro's. My dads still Показать me that tape.."
"Rachel.." A voice in the back spoke. "How did Ты get here, I didn't once hear Ты talk about your mom.."
"Rachel has no mommy.." the girls in the back laughed.
"Can Ты stop that.." The teacher turned to the back of the class. "Do continue Rachel?"
"So I have no mommy.." Rachel put the book down. "Let me repeat that, I have no mommy. There I сказал(-а) it.."
"Awkward.." a girls laughed. Rachel turned towards the black board, her eyes reflected an anger. In one quick movement she turned towards the class. A board sweeper flew in her direction. Rachel stepped back to her seat, as it hit the girl in the face. A soft smile appeared on Rachel's face.
"Okay, in a week it's vacation.." the entire class started to cheer.
"Rachel, are you.." but the girl didn't finish that sentence as the teacher gave her an angry glare.
Slowly Rachel stepped out of the school. She couldn't explain why the sky was so bright, and what was going on. Something felt special. She had no idea why. A blond petit woman ran in to her, she stared at her as she took another sip of booze.
"You remind me of a friend.." the woman сказал(-а) faintly. "The name is April Rhodes.."
"I really have to get home, miss Rhodes.." Rachel replied
"You remind me.." April turned to her. "You must be happy, being the chosen one and all.."
"I do have a great voice.." Rachel replied "But I wouldn't call me chose, I mean that Название should go to miss Barbra Streisand или Julie Andrews maybe even. One день I'll.."
"Rachel…" April took another sip. "Corcoran.."
"That's not my name.." Rachel stepped away. "Can Ты please leave? You're scaring me.."
"I'm a teacher.." April smiled "I don't scare anyone, unless I'm too drunk to know my own name.."
"Get away from her.." Rachels teacher put her hands on Rachel's shoulders. She turned to a police man walking buy. "Get her, she's been hanging around campus for a while.."
"Oh dear.." April rolled her eyes.
"Rachel.." Her teacher turned to her. "Go straight home, and whatever Ты do. Don't talk to anyone.."
"I'm 11.." Rachel turned away.
Rachel started to walk the familiar way home. She stared at the houses, the trees and all of the other things. It was something she always did. But today, something almost seemed to different. The houses were not different, but the roofs were. On one there was an owl, almost staring at her. Like it knew her или something. Rachel turned away. She turned around, she found a small kitten following her around. It was a small blond kitten. She never saw one before.
"Come on kitty.." Rachel stared at the kitten as she walked towards her, not following a straight line. It almost seemed like the little blond kitten had gotten pretty drunk. Rachel however shook off the idea, and pulled the small animal in her arms. "You're so cute.."
"Hey Rachel.." A voice called her. She turned around to face her father Hiram. He smiled at her, and then he stared at the little kitten. "Where did Ты get that Rachel?"
"It followed me home.." Rachel smiled "Can I keep it?"
"Rachel.." Hiram smiled "Off course.."
"I'm going to call it Barbra.." Rachel smiled "After Barbra Streisand.."
"I could guess that.." Hiram smiled again, as he turned to his house he could see all kinds off different owls sitting on his roof. He turned towards Rachel.
"They followed Ты Главная to?" Hiram turned to Rachel smiled as she opened her mouth. "No, Ты can't keep on of those.."
Rachel stepped in the house, as she ducked to the letters who were laying on the matt. She smiled as she stared at the Письмо on the envelope.
"I got a letter daddy!" Rachel smiled as she jumped up and down. "Maybe it's from Barbra.."
"I'm sure that Barbra Streisand has no time to write Ты back.." Hiram replied "Specially since Ты wrote over 300 letters.."
"Who do Ты think it from?" Rachel turned the letter around. "What's Hogwarts? Is that like the drama school Barbra Streisand went to.."
"I'm home.." Leroy stepped in the room. "What's up.."
"Daddy.." Rachel went towards him. "What is Hogwarts?"
"I think it's that new company.." Leroy took the letters from Rachel's hand, went to the fireplace and set them on fire. "We don't like this.."
"But those were mine!" Rachel screamed
"Yeah, Rachel that was jut.." Leroy turned away. "A cruel joke, what's that Rachel?"
"That's my new cat.." Rachel smiled "Barbra.."
"It's such a weird cat.." Leroy stared at it.
"It's cute.." Rachel hugged it closer.
"Dad.." Rachel turned around. "How did the post get here without a stamp? Could the owls have.."
"No, it's just a joke.."
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Rachel sat down at the ужин table. She slowly put the small cat Далее to her. She smiled as she playfully took a piece of хлеб and threw it to the little cat.
"Rachel, don't feed Barbra.." Leroy turned to her. "I never thought I would say those worlds.."
"Her name is Barbra Streisand now.." Rachel smiled
"It's getting weirder.." Hiram replied
"In biology the teacher сказал(-а) Ты need a boy and a girl to get a baby.." Rachel turned to her dads. "So Ты need a mommy and a daddy to hug. So.."
"Rachel.." Hiram turned to her.
"Where's my mommy?" Rachel stared up at them. "Barbra wants to know.. "
"Your cat doesn't need to know.." Hiram replied
"No Barbra the real one.." Rachel replied "When she writes back I have to explain about.."
"Rachel, Ты don't have a mommy.." Hiram turned away.
"Okay, I'm 11 years old.." Rachel turned to them. "I want to know who my mom is. And the possibly if maybe any Broadway legend could be my mom.."
"Okay, here's the story.." Leroy replied "we wanted a baby, so we asked someone to turn our Любовь in to a baby. So we found a woman to be your mom. She gave birth to Ты and we gave her.."
"You gave someone money.. "Rachel replied "Translation Ты asked a Болталка woman who needed money to have me.."
"Rudely said, yes.. "Leroy replied "I don't think it's smart to give her name. She didn't want to have contact with you. She.."
Leroy felt an instant pain at his leg, he slowly stared down and noticed a scratch. Далее to his leg, he saw the blond cat. Her eyes were mad, and he could notice the anger. It was almost that the cat was mocking him. Like it wanted to tell him something.
"Bad Barbra.." Rachel took the cat. "You can't do that.."
"It's okay Rachel.." Leroy reached for Barbra. The cat hissed at him.
"I think she's got a mind of her own.." Hiram smiled "That cat.."
"Almost like a person.."
"What the hell do Ты think Ты are doing?" Will Schuester stared at April. "I heard Ты just got away from a cop. What were Ты thinking?"
"Well, I was sober for a day.." April smiled "So I celebrated by having another drink."
"Really.." Will rolled his eyes. "April, what are Ты doing hanging around Rachel's house.."
"Remember that I used to be Shelby's best friend.." April smiled "I am keeping an eye on Rachel, she needs to open that letter and go to Hogwarts. But her two gay dads are lying еще than the girls in Pretty little liars.."
"No, sending text messages from A won't solve this problem.." Will replied "Beside.."
"Look Will.." April replied "I am her pet, I became a cat and now I'm her pet.."
"That sounds.." Will turned to her. "No, April.."
"Yes.." April laughed "She calls me Barbra Streisand, and I kind of scratched one of her dads. They tell Rachel that Shelby is alive and well. They could have told her that she died crashed by a piano. At least let Shelby have some dignity.."
"Okay, you're pretending to be a cat.." Will turned to her. "Don't Ты see the trouble in that? You're pretending to be a cat.."
"It's fun.." April smiled at him. "Will Ты should try it.."
"Well, Terri won't let me.." Will turned away. "Ever since she's in Rehab.."
"She's in Azkaban.." April replied "She's in jail. She helped Sue, she tried to kill you. Rehab is the last place she should be.."
"April.." April jumped down and changed back in her cat form. The door opened and Rachel walked out of it. She almost looked panicked. Will grabbed the kitten, and turned away.
"Mister.." Rachel ran behind him. "Have Ты see my Barbra?"
"What.." Will turned towards her. "Barbra.."
"That's her.." Rachel pointed to the cat. "That's my baby. Can Ты give her back.."
"Sure.." Will gave the cat to Rachel. For some reason he didn't want to get April mad, he remembered the last time April had been mad at him. It was when he told her to stop drinking and she had gotten made because he caughter her having another drink. Ever since he didn't want to get her mad.
"She's pretty ain't she.." Rachel smiled
"Annoying to no end.." Will сказал(-а) beneath his breath. "Very.."
"Thank Ты for giving her back.." Rachel smiled "I can't miss her. I am going to let her sing the whole sound track to wicked. Barbra is about to defy gravity.."
"You wanna know a secret.." Will smiled "Your cat is a drunken middle-aged woman named April. And Ты my little Rachel are a witch?"
"That's a mean thing to say.." Rachel smiled "Witches are ugly, accept the witches in wicked. Am I going to Shiz? But I'm too young to go to Shiz. I do have an essay, magic wands do they need a point?"
"Actually they do.." Will nodded "Why don't I.."
"I think I'll just go.." Rachel turned away. "Have a nice day, mister.."
"Will Schuester.." Will smiled at her. "And Ты are Rachel Corcoran.."
As Rachel entered the room, she thought about what the man had called her. The same thing the drunk woman had called her before. The thing he called her cat.
Was her mom named Corcoran? How could her cat be a drunk woman? And was she Rachel Berry a witch?
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"So that's when my dads told me that.." Rachel turned the page. "That I was one of the strongest singers they ever met. I won my very first dance competition at 9 months old, I was one of the pro's. My dads still Показать me that tape.."
"Rachel.." A voice in the back spoke. "How did Ты get here, I didn't once hear Ты talk about your mom.."
"Rachel has no mommy.." the girls in the back laughed.
"Can Ты stop that.." The teacher turned to the back of the class. "Do continue Rachel?"
"So I have no mommy.." Rachel put the book down. "Let me repeat that, I have no mommy. There I сказал(-а) it.."
"Awkward.." a girls laughed. Rachel turned towards the black board, her eyes reflected an anger. In one quick movement she turned towards the class. A board sweeper flew in her direction. Rachel stepped back to her seat, as it hit the girl in the face. A soft smile appeared on Rachel's face.
"Okay, in a week it's vacation.." the entire class started to cheer.
"Rachel, are you.." but the girl didn't finish that sentence as the teacher gave her an angry glare.
Slowly Rachel stepped out of the school. She couldn't explain why the sky was so bright, and what was going on. Something felt special. She had no idea why. A blond petit woman ran in to her, she stared at her as she took another sip of booze.
"You remind me of a friend.." the woman сказал(-а) faintly. "The name is April Rhodes.."
"I really have to get home, miss Rhodes.." Rachel replied
"You remind me.." April turned to her. "You must be happy, being the chosen one and all.."
"I do have a great voice.." Rachel replied "But I wouldn't call me chose, I mean that Название should go to miss Barbra Streisand или Julie Andrews maybe even. One день I'll.."
"Rachel…" April took another sip. "Corcoran.."
"That's not my name.." Rachel stepped away. "Can Ты please leave? You're scaring me.."
"I'm a teacher.." April smiled "I don't scare anyone, unless I'm too drunk to know my own name.."
"Get away from her.." Rachels teacher put her hands on Rachel's shoulders. She turned to a police man walking buy. "Get her, she's been hanging around campus for a while.."
"Oh dear.." April rolled her eyes.
"Rachel.." Her teacher turned to her. "Go straight home, and whatever Ты do. Don't talk to anyone.."
"I'm 11.." Rachel turned away.
Rachel started to walk the familiar way home. She stared at the houses, the trees and all of the other things. It was something she always did. But today, something almost seemed to different. The houses were not different, but the roofs were. On one there was an owl, almost staring at her. Like it knew her или something. Rachel turned away. She turned around, she found a small kitten following her around. It was a small blond kitten. She never saw one before.
"Come on kitty.." Rachel stared at the kitten as she walked towards her, not following a straight line. It almost seemed like the little blond kitten had gotten pretty drunk. Rachel however shook off the idea, and pulled the small animal in her arms. "You're so cute.."
"Hey Rachel.." A voice called her. She turned around to face her father Hiram. He smiled at her, and then he stared at the little kitten. "Where did Ты get that Rachel?"
"It followed me home.." Rachel smiled "Can I keep it?"
"Rachel.." Hiram smiled "Off course.."
"I'm going to call it Barbra.." Rachel smiled "After Barbra Streisand.."
"I could guess that.." Hiram smiled again, as he turned to his house he could see all kinds off different owls sitting on his roof. He turned towards Rachel.
"They followed Ты Главная to?" Hiram turned to Rachel smiled as she opened her mouth. "No, Ты can't keep on of those.."
Rachel stepped in the house, as she ducked to the letters who were laying on the matt. She smiled as she stared at the Письмо on the envelope.
"I got a letter daddy!" Rachel smiled as she jumped up and down. "Maybe it's from Barbra.."
"I'm sure that Barbra Streisand has no time to write Ты back.." Hiram replied "Specially since Ты wrote over 300 letters.."
"Who do Ты think it from?" Rachel turned the letter around. "What's Hogwarts? Is that like the drama school Barbra Streisand went to.."
"I'm home.." Leroy stepped in the room. "What's up.."
"Daddy.." Rachel went towards him. "What is Hogwarts?"
"I think it's that new company.." Leroy took the letters from Rachel's hand, went to the fireplace and set them on fire. "We don't like this.."
"But those were mine!" Rachel screamed
"Yeah, Rachel that was jut.." Leroy turned away. "A cruel joke, what's that Rachel?"
"That's my new cat.." Rachel smiled "Barbra.."
"It's such a weird cat.." Leroy stared at it.
"It's cute.." Rachel hugged it closer.
"Dad.." Rachel turned around. "How did the post get here without a stamp? Could the owls have.."
"No, it's just a joke.."
LINE
Rachel sat down at the ужин table. She slowly put the small cat Далее to her. She smiled as she playfully took a piece of хлеб and threw it to the little cat.
"Rachel, don't feed Barbra.." Leroy turned to her. "I never thought I would say those worlds.."
"Her name is Barbra Streisand now.." Rachel smiled
"It's getting weirder.." Hiram replied
"In biology the teacher сказал(-а) Ты need a boy and a girl to get a baby.." Rachel turned to her dads. "So Ты need a mommy and a daddy to hug. So.."
"Rachel.." Hiram turned to her.
"Where's my mommy?" Rachel stared up at them. "Barbra wants to know.. "
"Your cat doesn't need to know.." Hiram replied
"No Barbra the real one.." Rachel replied "When she writes back I have to explain about.."
"Rachel, Ты don't have a mommy.." Hiram turned away.
"Okay, I'm 11 years old.." Rachel turned to them. "I want to know who my mom is. And the possibly if maybe any Broadway legend could be my mom.."
"Okay, here's the story.." Leroy replied "we wanted a baby, so we asked someone to turn our Любовь in to a baby. So we found a woman to be your mom. She gave birth to Ты and we gave her.."
"You gave someone money.. "Rachel replied "Translation Ты asked a Болталка woman who needed money to have me.."
"Rudely said, yes.. "Leroy replied "I don't think it's smart to give her name. She didn't want to have contact with you. She.."
Leroy felt an instant pain at his leg, he slowly stared down and noticed a scratch. Далее to his leg, he saw the blond cat. Her eyes were mad, and he could notice the anger. It was almost that the cat was mocking him. Like it wanted to tell him something.
"Bad Barbra.." Rachel took the cat. "You can't do that.."
"It's okay Rachel.." Leroy reached for Barbra. The cat hissed at him.
"I think she's got a mind of her own.." Hiram smiled "That cat.."
"Almost like a person.."
"What the hell do Ты think Ты are doing?" Will Schuester stared at April. "I heard Ты just got away from a cop. What were Ты thinking?"
"Well, I was sober for a day.." April smiled "So I celebrated by having another drink."
"Really.." Will rolled his eyes. "April, what are Ты doing hanging around Rachel's house.."
"Remember that I used to be Shelby's best friend.." April smiled "I am keeping an eye on Rachel, she needs to open that letter and go to Hogwarts. But her two gay dads are lying еще than the girls in Pretty little liars.."
"No, sending text messages from A won't solve this problem.." Will replied "Beside.."
"Look Will.." April replied "I am her pet, I became a cat and now I'm her pet.."
"That sounds.." Will turned to her. "No, April.."
"Yes.." April laughed "She calls me Barbra Streisand, and I kind of scratched one of her dads. They tell Rachel that Shelby is alive and well. They could have told her that she died crashed by a piano. At least let Shelby have some dignity.."
"Okay, you're pretending to be a cat.." Will turned to her. "Don't Ты see the trouble in that? You're pretending to be a cat.."
"It's fun.." April smiled at him. "Will Ты should try it.."
"Well, Terri won't let me.." Will turned away. "Ever since she's in Rehab.."
"She's in Azkaban.." April replied "She's in jail. She helped Sue, she tried to kill you. Rehab is the last place she should be.."
"April.." April jumped down and changed back in her cat form. The door opened and Rachel walked out of it. She almost looked panicked. Will grabbed the kitten, and turned away.
"Mister.." Rachel ran behind him. "Have Ты see my Barbra?"
"What.." Will turned towards her. "Barbra.."
"That's her.." Rachel pointed to the cat. "That's my baby. Can Ты give her back.."
"Sure.." Will gave the cat to Rachel. For some reason he didn't want to get April mad, he remembered the last time April had been mad at him. It was when he told her to stop drinking and she had gotten made because he caughter her having another drink. Ever since he didn't want to get her mad.
"She's pretty ain't she.." Rachel smiled
"Annoying to no end.." Will сказал(-а) beneath his breath. "Very.."
"Thank Ты for giving her back.." Rachel smiled "I can't miss her. I am going to let her sing the whole sound track to wicked. Barbra is about to defy gravity.."
"You wanna know a secret.." Will smiled "Your cat is a drunken middle-aged woman named April. And Ты my little Rachel are a witch?"
"That's a mean thing to say.." Rachel smiled "Witches are ugly, accept the witches in wicked. Am I going to Shiz? But I'm too young to go to Shiz. I do have an essay, magic wands do they need a point?"
"Actually they do.." Will nodded "Why don't I.."
"I think I'll just go.." Rachel turned away. "Have a nice day, mister.."
"Will Schuester.." Will smiled at her. "And Ты are Rachel Corcoran.."
As Rachel entered the room, she thought about what the man had called her. The same thing the drunk woman had called her before. The thing he called her cat.
Was her mom named Corcoran? How could her cat be a drunk woman? And was she Rachel Berry a witch?
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I have been saving up my pennies for decades, I am up to 12. FINALLY I have enough to go to the carnival. I go with my daddy. He buys me some cotton candy. I say 'this cotton Конфеты tastes like Kurt and Blaine look!' He gives me a weird look and spins ANTICLOCKWISE(lol) while saying'I have to go by Finn a new sweater, bye shortbread' and flies away singin'GO Your Own Way' by Fleetwood Mac.'Shortbread? He has never called me that before'says my brain. Is when your brain saying something is it thinking? But thats not my problem.My problem is how am I going to get home? Then, just my luck, a magical KLAINEBOW shows up with cartoon Kurt and Blaines on it. Thousands of them. I climb on to a stray радуга unicorn and have a magical trip home!
By klaine_forever
By klaine_forever
Kurt is a wonderful character, my favuorite character from the series. He shows alot of courage throughout the series and he dosent care what people say. He always speaks his mind and is and indipendant person. He may be gay, but that makes no difference to who we are, and people need to exept that. Kurt represents the gay community and is proud of it. Anyone who has other thoughts about how kurt dresses или speaks needs to look at there output on the world. It is important that our media has characters like kurt and that we need to be shown that people like kurt are no different than us, And that is why KURT ROCKS!!!
Proudly,
Jointhehunt
Proudly,
Jointhehunt
[MRS. SOWEBERRY (spoken)]
Right then, Oliver Twist,
your bed's underneath the counter.
Ты don't mind sleeping
among coffins I suppose?
It don't much matter whether Ты do
или Ты don't cause Ты can't sleep
nowhere else!
[OLIVER]
Where is love?
Does it fall from skies above?
Is it underneat the willow tree
That I've been dream of?
Where is she?
Who I close my eyes to see?
Will I ever know the sweet "hello"
That's only meant for me?
Who can say where she may hide?
Must I travel far and wide?
'Til I am bedside the someone who
I can mean somethin to ...
Where...?
Where is love?
Who can say where...she may hide?
Must I travel...far and wide?
'Til I am beside...the someone who
I can mean...something to...
Where?
Where is love?
Right then, Oliver Twist,
your bed's underneath the counter.
Ты don't mind sleeping
among coffins I suppose?
It don't much matter whether Ты do
или Ты don't cause Ты can't sleep
nowhere else!
[OLIVER]
Where is love?
Does it fall from skies above?
Is it underneat the willow tree
That I've been dream of?
Where is she?
Who I close my eyes to see?
Will I ever know the sweet "hello"
That's only meant for me?
Who can say where she may hide?
Must I travel far and wide?
'Til I am bedside the someone who
I can mean somethin to ...
Where...?
Where is love?
Who can say where...she may hide?
Must I travel...far and wide?
'Til I am beside...the someone who
I can mean...something to...
Where?
Where is love?
The 38-year-old singer and actress is expected to appear in the back nine episodes of the first season and would play the coach to rival Хор club Vocal Adrenaline.
Idina’s Wicked co-star, Kristin Chenoweth, also appeared on Хор earlier in the season, playing a down-on-her-luck singer with a penchant for drinking.
Glee’s fall finale is TONIGHT at 9/8c on лиса, фокс and will return on April 13, 2010 after American Idol finishes its run.
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