Here are my fave Цитаты from Season 3:
Jacob: "Finn Hudson, mediocre quarterback, mediocre Хор club lead".
Jacob: I thought Ты were a senior".
Artie: "Optical illusion".
Jacob (to Mercedes): "Rumour has it that you're dating Sam Evans, a.k.a 'Trouty Mouth', a.k.a 'Homo McBieber'". (Really offensive to JB in my opinion, but okay)
Santana (to Jacob): "Senior год is all about being the Cheerios' вверх hoe, and modeling my fierceness after my numero uno Latina, Paula Abdul".
Brittany: "Are Ты working on the time machine, too?"
Tina: "Mr. Schue, why are all of our trophies in the middle of the room?"...
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