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I don't know how to turn on a computer.
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There are so many lyrics
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Sometimes I forget my middle name.
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I've been here since first period. I had a cold, and I took all my antibiotics at
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When I pulled my hamstring I went to a misogynist.
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If it were, Santana and I would be dating.
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It works best when Ты pretend like you're getting tasered. It's like cool epilep
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Поцелуи my armpit is a really big turn on for me.
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Guess who I'm dating? Wes Brody. He's super cute. He plays Футбол with my sister.
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It's not that. It's just that most of us don't know how to bake. I find recipes c
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A Happy Meal, no onions... или a chicken.
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There was a мышь in mine.
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A male duck.
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She's the one they made me talk to when they found out I was keeping that bird in
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I'm pretty sure my cat's been Чтение my diary.
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Did Ты know that dolphins are just gay sharks?
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Ты look terrible. I look awesome
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Can Ты even feel your feet?
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You're pretty much the only guy in this school I haven't made out with because I
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Who is that guy?
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I've made out with, like, everyone in this school: girls, boys, Mr. Kidney, the j
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I just don't understand anything.
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Mr. Schue, is he your son?
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Does he mean like a burglar alarm?
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