Just before I start, this is not mine. I found it in a magazine called Wacky But True
Do Ты think guinea pigs can laugh? No? Surely their lips twitch. When a guinea pig is really happy, it jumps all around, and this is called popcorning. See if your guinea pig laughs so much at these jokes that he starts popcorning around for you.
Q: What did the виноград say when the guinea pig stood on it? A: Nothing, it just gave out a little wine! Did it wink then?
Q: When do guinea pigs run away from rain? A: When it's raining Кошки and dogs! Show any signs of being scared at this joke?