Just before I start, this is not mine. I found it in a magazine called Wacky But True
Do Ты think guinea pigs can laugh? No? Surely their lips twitch. When a guinea pig is really happy, it jumps all around, and this is called popcorning. See if your guinea pig laughs so much at these jokes that he starts popcorning around for you.
Q: What did the виноград say when the guinea pig stood on it?
A: Nothing, it just gave out a little wine!
Did it wink then?
Q: When do guinea pigs run away from rain?
A: When it's raining Кошки and dogs!
Show any signs of being scared at this joke?
Q: When does a guinea pig go 'moo'?
A: When it is learning a new language!
What about a twitch of these whiskers here?
Q: Why did the guinea pig пересекать, крест the road?
A: To Показать that it was not chicken!
I bet Ты got a bit of a head nod at that one. No guinea pig wants anyone to think it's chicken
Q: What do Ты call a guinea pig that can pick up an elephant?
A: Sir!
I bet it thought that was funny.
Do Ты think guinea pigs can laugh? No? Surely their lips twitch. When a guinea pig is really happy, it jumps all around, and this is called popcorning. See if your guinea pig laughs so much at these jokes that he starts popcorning around for you.
Q: What did the виноград say when the guinea pig stood on it?
A: Nothing, it just gave out a little wine!
Did it wink then?
Q: When do guinea pigs run away from rain?
A: When it's raining Кошки and dogs!
Show any signs of being scared at this joke?
Q: When does a guinea pig go 'moo'?
A: When it is learning a new language!
What about a twitch of these whiskers here?
Q: Why did the guinea pig пересекать, крест the road?
A: To Показать that it was not chicken!
I bet Ты got a bit of a head nod at that one. No guinea pig wants anyone to think it's chicken
Q: What do Ты call a guinea pig that can pick up an elephant?
A: Sir!
I bet it thought that was funny.