Ты are a disgrace
Письмо ‘bout a girl moving to a rainy place
Who’s getting horny by the touch of a sparkling tube of glitter glue
And who’s nothing but a selfish Mary Sue
Now your little piece of shit
Has made Ты ridiculously rich
But Ты refuse to give anything to charity
Which doesn’t add much to your dignity
And you’re not taking bad critics from us, honey
Ты let them be deleted by your precious brother
But as long as Ты can pocket the money
Ты don’t bother
Now, won’t Ты stand up and give the woman an ovation
‘Cause she believed we wanted to share her imagination
About a sissy who falls for the smell of a selfish brat
Guess your name has to be Stephenie Meyer to come up with that
Now, won’t Ты give it up for the worst writer ever
Who doesn’t seem to get J.K. Rowling is so much better
Who doesn’t seem to understand Harry Potter is a goddamn legacy
Unlike her wet dream starring Sparklepants fantasy
Your fellowship of screaming Фан girls
Believes when they scream loud enough they can rule the world
But they hardly know how to spell
I guess Twilight really does affect your brain cells
Ты think Ты can fix it with using fancy words
But Ты better put the pen down before anyone gets hurt
‘Cause no sane person wants to know about someone as weak
As Bella who gets chills whenever Eddy speaks
And Ты think your talent is so precious
But would Ты quit it for literature’s sake
And would Ты please stop raping the thesaurus
I know Twilight’s high rated but people make mistakes
Now, won’t Ты stand up and give the woman an ovation
‘Cause she believed we wanted to share her imagination
About a sissy who falls for the smell of a selfish brat
Guess your name has to be Stephenie Meyer to come up with that
Now, won’t Ты give it up for the worst writer ever
Who doesn’t seem to get J.K. Rowling is so much better
Who doesn’t seem to understand Harry Potter is a goddamn legacy
Unlike her wet dream starring Sparklepants fantasy
Now I’m speaking for all the trees
That have been sacrificed so Ты could share your wet dream
But we’re not as shallow as your characters seem to be
We need еще than a perfect hottie
Now Ты need to work on your attitude
And listen when we say ‘Vampires don’t sparkle, dude’
But I’m just gonna kneel and say a little prayer
And hope Eddy will encounter Buffy, the Vampire Slayer
Now, won’t Ты stand up and give the woman an ovation
‘Cause she believed we wanted to share her imagination
About a sissy who falls for the smell of a selfish brat
Guess your name has to be Stephenie Meyer to come up with that
Now, won’t Ты give it up for the worst writer ever
Who doesn’t seem to get J.K. Rowling is so much better
Who doesn’t seem to understand Harry Potter is a goddamn legacy
Unlike her wet dream starring Sparklepants fantasy
Письмо ‘bout a girl moving to a rainy place
Who’s getting horny by the touch of a sparkling tube of glitter glue
And who’s nothing but a selfish Mary Sue
Now your little piece of shit
Has made Ты ridiculously rich
But Ты refuse to give anything to charity
Which doesn’t add much to your dignity
And you’re not taking bad critics from us, honey
Ты let them be deleted by your precious brother
But as long as Ты can pocket the money
Ты don’t bother
Now, won’t Ты stand up and give the woman an ovation
‘Cause she believed we wanted to share her imagination
About a sissy who falls for the smell of a selfish brat
Guess your name has to be Stephenie Meyer to come up with that
Now, won’t Ты give it up for the worst writer ever
Who doesn’t seem to get J.K. Rowling is so much better
Who doesn’t seem to understand Harry Potter is a goddamn legacy
Unlike her wet dream starring Sparklepants fantasy
Your fellowship of screaming Фан girls
Believes when they scream loud enough they can rule the world
But they hardly know how to spell
I guess Twilight really does affect your brain cells
Ты think Ты can fix it with using fancy words
But Ты better put the pen down before anyone gets hurt
‘Cause no sane person wants to know about someone as weak
As Bella who gets chills whenever Eddy speaks
And Ты think your talent is so precious
But would Ты quit it for literature’s sake
And would Ты please stop raping the thesaurus
I know Twilight’s high rated but people make mistakes
Now, won’t Ты stand up and give the woman an ovation
‘Cause she believed we wanted to share her imagination
About a sissy who falls for the smell of a selfish brat
Guess your name has to be Stephenie Meyer to come up with that
Now, won’t Ты give it up for the worst writer ever
Who doesn’t seem to get J.K. Rowling is so much better
Who doesn’t seem to understand Harry Potter is a goddamn legacy
Unlike her wet dream starring Sparklepants fantasy
Now I’m speaking for all the trees
That have been sacrificed so Ты could share your wet dream
But we’re not as shallow as your characters seem to be
We need еще than a perfect hottie
Now Ты need to work on your attitude
And listen when we say ‘Vampires don’t sparkle, dude’
But I’m just gonna kneel and say a little prayer
And hope Eddy will encounter Buffy, the Vampire Slayer
Now, won’t Ты stand up and give the woman an ovation
‘Cause she believed we wanted to share her imagination
About a sissy who falls for the smell of a selfish brat
Guess your name has to be Stephenie Meyer to come up with that
Now, won’t Ты give it up for the worst writer ever
Who doesn’t seem to get J.K. Rowling is so much better
Who doesn’t seem to understand Harry Potter is a goddamn legacy
Unlike her wet dream starring Sparklepants fantasy