Hans the топорик, тупик Club
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I don't understand why Hans has only 110 Fans.
He has to be the Coolest thing on here! and yet no one seems to know he exists! Dude the last Post was over a год ago! Ты people either forgot he exists или have no Idea how to use a keyboard!
Hans is my all time Избранное Creature in the Universe! He has a German Accent, Long Laugh, Fun Attitude, Cool Personality, and he has a very interesting past. He is Awesome! I think He deserves a little еще attention.
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Hans Is My Избранное Person или топорик, тупик I should say in the universe. He can make the most straight faced people smile, and the most boring stick in the muds laugh. He has a cool German accent, A long laugh, And looks pretty cool to! He is one of Skippers many Enemies, Which is not a job for the faint at heart. He is funny, smart, sweat, and my Избранное Trait Manipulative. I can't help but smile when I see him on TV. He is all in all one very Cool Very smart Puffin. Like this Статья if Ты Agree! : )
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"BOOM!" It was 7 in the morning, Skipper, Kowalski, Rico, Private and I woke up.

"What was that?" I asked. The penguins sat in their постель, кровати with no reply." I'm gonna check it out. " I said. Private replied me," Wait for us, Icy!" All of us jumped out from the HQ, it was Hans!

"Ah, Skipper, I was transferred from the Hoboken Zoo."Hans smiled at Skipper. Just before Hans attacked Skipper, Hans looked at me for almost 5 minutes.

"Greetings, lovely lady. My name is Hans." Hans bowed like a kind gentlemen. "Um... Hi, I'm Icy."

"Icy, don't!" Skipper said, "Don't talk to that puffin! He's evil I tell you, evil!" I replied,"He's an evil puffin?"

I turn to skipper. I didn't look back, Kowalski screamed,"Icy, look out!" without looking, Hans captured me and hid me somewhere they'll never find me...

To Be Continued...
I vas born on ze 23rd on July, 1990 in a hatchery in Germany., ze son of proud, headstrong Puffins. My parents moved my family to ze Coast of Copenhagen Denmark soon after I was born. One of my earliest memories vas of ze ocean and ze sunset off ze rocks where our nest was. I was... different from ze other puffins my age, in ze sense zhat i vas еще bold and daring than they.

My father , Heinrich, saw a spark in my zhat he had not seen since he vas my age. Und so I vas sent to a training camp in the Galapagos to be trained as a solder and a secret agent. I vas ze only топорик, тупик there und so I vas...
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skipper and his palls sat at their beds, they just had arough день they fught with each other, but Skipper was alert, like always, thenb, he could hear someone knocking the door, или the fishbowl, he runned towards the enter, he hoped to see a лемур and выдра, оттер или even Mandy, but what he saw was something that ruined his happiness: Hans the Denmark puffin.


"hey Skipper, I need your help, could Ты come out here?"

"why should I?"

"because last time we met I didn't try to kill you?"

"maybe because Ты were fighting androids?"

"look, I changed, and I have a deal!"

"a deal was what made me public...
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Lilly arrived at the HQ,"Where is Skipper?" Lilly was surprised to see the HQ empty. Lilly heard a scream of help.

"Help!" I scream out loud. Lilly saw a hole and went down to help. "Skipper?!" Lilly saw Skipper, he was worried...

"Lilly?" Skipper looked back at Lilly. He felt much better. "Hans..." Skipper сказал(-а) with a sigh,"I'll Be Your Palsy Walsy, i promise. Please let go of Icy."

"I'd never thought I'd see the day." Hans replied with a sigh," I will let go of Icy." Skipper and Hans pulled back the cage gently.

"Kowalski!" I started to cry."It's alright." Kowalski also started to cry. Skipper kissed Lilly and Kowalski kissed me...

"Lilly," сказал(-а) Skipper," I'm so sorry that i wasn't in the HQ." Lilly replied,"It's Okay, Skipper." Skipper hugged Hans, whispering," I'm sorry, Hans."

Hans whispered back," Alright, Skipper. I will accept your friendship."

~The End~
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Hans took me to his secret lair and put me in the cage,"Hans, let me go!" I shouted.

"Ha! Wait until your boyfriend, Skipper, rescues you." Hans сказал(-а) while pulling up the chained ropes.

"Skipper is not my boyfriend! Kowalski is! Skipper is Lilly's boyfriend!" I shouted angrily.

"Who's is this 'Lilly'?" Hans asked,"Lilly is my friend." I replied. When the penguins' found Hans's secret lair, they saw me and Hans.

"Kowalski! Help me!" I screamed,"Hold On, Icy!" Kowalski was unlocking the cage. Skipper was about to attack Hans when Skipper was trying to remember what happened the last time. Skipper was worried when and Hans was about to attack him.

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Skipper woke up looking at the floor, feeling his head heavy, he noticed he was verticaly placed, he didn't understand until he looked up, he saw something that made him understand what was happening: Hans was looking evily at him, wearing a big, black вверх hat and a black bow, Skipper noticed he was being held in a vertical platinium plataform, he had 4 cuffs ataching him at it, all his team was outside, Ты could hear the song of the wedding. Skipper reacted.

"Hans! what is this for?!" he asked

"I know Ты like her skipper, but I can't let Ты ruin the best moment of our lives, so in the night...
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Skipper woke up with the sound of Hans voice

"hey skippa!" he shouted

"wha?" he сказал(-а) mumbling

"my дата with Marlene was perfect! I asked to be her boyfriend and she accepted, I am sooo in Любовь with her!!"

"ahahaha, h-how good Hans, how good..."

"skipper, Ты really like her right?"

"no, NO! I dont like her!"

"hahaha, anyways, Ты lost, I got the girl skipper, so Ты Остаться в живых the oportunity!"


Just when the conversation seemed to continue, Marlene entered though the fishbowl

"hey skipper, hy hans" she сказал(-а) as she rushed at him, hugged and kissed him, Hans continued hugging her, and turned to skipper,...
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Skipper sat at his table, drinking his coffe, he just had a fight with his team - a simulated fight - and they won - he had teached them right, but just then someone knocked the door, and when skipper looked up, it was someone he hated, someone he thought he was over with, someone who made him a public enemy, it was no one else than Hans, the puffin.

"HANS?! WHY ARE Ты HERE?!" he shouted in atonishment

"I came back from Hoboken, Ты cheated on me!" he shouted angryly at him

"ok, ok, sorry, but it was MY revenge!" he shouted back

"ok, anyways, I have my own habitat!" he сказал(-а) Показ skipper his...
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