flippy

A warning before we continue: THIS IS PART TWO OF A FANFIC I AM WRITING. IF Ты HAVEN'T READ PART ONE, TURN BACK NOW. I AM NOT KIDDING.

Now that we've got that out of the way...

(We continue as Fliqpy(he flipped out in part 1) and Splendid are about to fight. I'm in a nearby house, but as a Generic дерево Friend(as it stands), I have no lines. I do, however, have a video camera. Wait'll the news gets this footage!)

Splendid, in a voice befitting an English-speaking Godzilla, but a tad еще high-pitched: Everyone evacuate your homes! What is about to happen will turn this immediate area into a wasteland!...

Ты are about to witness history in the making. For the first time in Happy дерево Друзья history, Ты will get to witness the first ever fight between Flippy and Splendid. Because of the Опрос I had recently created, which is now closed since I just published this fanfic, Flaky is the only Happy дерево Friend who will not die. Any sustained injury will be made survivable so long as it's within reason. However, this also means Flippy will, unfortunately, die. Whether Splendid actually kills Flippy will be revealed here. Feel free to make bets about who kills who first.

Starring: Flippy, Splendid,...

He kills and kills but doesn't know why
it doesn't matter how hard he tries.
if Ты say Vietnam he'll stab Ты with a fork
if Ты say tiger you're head won't work.
He can use fire, pencils and car gas
heck, he'll just use whatever he has.
You can't stop him no matter what
if Ты call for help he'll stab Ты in the butt.
Never run because Ты know he'll catch you
he might torture или just plain kill you.
Run for cover, еще like run for death
he'll fill your eyes with crystal meth.
It doesn't matter if Ты run или cry
either way you'll just plain die.
Almost anything can set him off
you better pray to god that...