So this is just an off the cuff H/Hr summary I ended up Письмо while goofying around on Facebook. It's basically a год by год satire on the obvious reasons why Harmony should be togther. Enjoy!
год One:
“Come here Babe, let me fix your glasses and tell Ты you're Храбрая сердцем and fearless before Ты go get the Sorcerer's Stone.”
“Oh thanks Hon, you're the best! Clever and cute too. I'm Harry by the way.”
“I know, I'm Hermione...”
год Two:
“Babe, you're glasses are broken again. Let me fix them and give Ты the answer to the Chamber of Secrets before I'm petrified.”
“Thanks for the Ответы Love. Let me rub your petrified hand lovingly and embrace Ты in an epic hug in the Great Hall in front of everyone...”
год Three:
“Let me follow Ты around and provide never-ending support while Ты deal with the fact that an escaped convict is after you... Oh wait, he's your godfather? And he's innocent? Well let me take Ты back in time and help Ты save him, all the while holding your hand.”
“And while Ты do that I'll hold Ты lovingly at Болталка moments and hold your hand right back, even when Ты хлопать, привкус mine away like a wife when I try to touch your time turner. We’ll share an adventure that no one else knows about...”
год Four:
“Oh no, I got picked to compete in a dangerous tournament because some masquerading Death Eater set me up.”
“Don't worry Babe, while Ron acts like a jealous жопа, попка I'll help Ты through it step-by-step and worry about Ты the entire time. I'll also come walking down the stairs in a beautiful dress, looking stunning as I attend the Yule Ball, making Ты realize how gorgeous I am and wish you'd asked me to go...”
год Five:
“You poor, tortured soul. Ты feel like everyone is against you, but I'm going to be your support system and encourage Ты to use your talent to start the DA and teach us all how to defend ourselves.”
“Poor poor me. No one understands. But at least there's Hermione, who believes in me even when I don't think I have the strength to. I'm beyond fortunate she sticks around, calming me down when I get crazy and hitting me in the head with newspapers like we're an old married couple...”
год Six:
“Babe, unfortunately the BS canon is trying to make it еще and еще 'clear' that we belong with other people, but I'm still going to read your mind, cry on your shoulder, act like your wife and pep talk the hell out of you.”
“And I'm still going to give Ты knowing looks, sense what you're thinking and be your strength when your down, even though this irritating ginger fangirl won't leave me alone...”
год Seven:
“So now we're on the hunt for horcruxes, and here I am, erasing my parents' minds and researching and preparing like never before in order to scour Европа on a dangerous quest that wasn't tasked to me. And while Ron is once again being an жопа, попка and a baby, I'm going to stick by Ты and support you, visit your parents' grave with you, dance with you, and save Ты from a snake. I may accidentally break your wand, but an epic silver painted make out scene and a tearful hug will hopefully make up for it.”
“Oh don't worry Hon, I'll just jack somebody else’s wand. I'm that badass. Nothing can mar the fact that Ты have been there for me every step of the way in every adventure I've had. In return I'll seductively eye Ты while we're alone in the tent and try to make Ты feel good when you're sad. It's the least I can do after seven years of unconditional love."
In my book, Harmony is the first, last and only thing that makes sense in the world. God bless Ты JKR for giving us these characters and creating this world for us to get Остаться в живых in, but there is no excuse for these endgame relationships. I will ALWAYS be a Harmony shipper, from the first page to my last breath and this is just and example of how perfection manifests despite efforts to thwart it.
год One:
“Come here Babe, let me fix your glasses and tell Ты you're Храбрая сердцем and fearless before Ты go get the Sorcerer's Stone.”
“Oh thanks Hon, you're the best! Clever and cute too. I'm Harry by the way.”
“I know, I'm Hermione...”
год Two:
“Babe, you're glasses are broken again. Let me fix them and give Ты the answer to the Chamber of Secrets before I'm petrified.”
“Thanks for the Ответы Love. Let me rub your petrified hand lovingly and embrace Ты in an epic hug in the Great Hall in front of everyone...”
год Three:
“Let me follow Ты around and provide never-ending support while Ты deal with the fact that an escaped convict is after you... Oh wait, he's your godfather? And he's innocent? Well let me take Ты back in time and help Ты save him, all the while holding your hand.”
“And while Ты do that I'll hold Ты lovingly at Болталка moments and hold your hand right back, even when Ты хлопать, привкус mine away like a wife when I try to touch your time turner. We’ll share an adventure that no one else knows about...”
год Four:
“Oh no, I got picked to compete in a dangerous tournament because some masquerading Death Eater set me up.”
“Don't worry Babe, while Ron acts like a jealous жопа, попка I'll help Ты through it step-by-step and worry about Ты the entire time. I'll also come walking down the stairs in a beautiful dress, looking stunning as I attend the Yule Ball, making Ты realize how gorgeous I am and wish you'd asked me to go...”
год Five:
“You poor, tortured soul. Ты feel like everyone is against you, but I'm going to be your support system and encourage Ты to use your talent to start the DA and teach us all how to defend ourselves.”
“Poor poor me. No one understands. But at least there's Hermione, who believes in me even when I don't think I have the strength to. I'm beyond fortunate she sticks around, calming me down when I get crazy and hitting me in the head with newspapers like we're an old married couple...”
год Six:
“Babe, unfortunately the BS canon is trying to make it еще and еще 'clear' that we belong with other people, but I'm still going to read your mind, cry on your shoulder, act like your wife and pep talk the hell out of you.”
“And I'm still going to give Ты knowing looks, sense what you're thinking and be your strength when your down, even though this irritating ginger fangirl won't leave me alone...”
год Seven:
“So now we're on the hunt for horcruxes, and here I am, erasing my parents' minds and researching and preparing like never before in order to scour Европа on a dangerous quest that wasn't tasked to me. And while Ron is once again being an жопа, попка and a baby, I'm going to stick by Ты and support you, visit your parents' grave with you, dance with you, and save Ты from a snake. I may accidentally break your wand, but an epic silver painted make out scene and a tearful hug will hopefully make up for it.”
“Oh don't worry Hon, I'll just jack somebody else’s wand. I'm that badass. Nothing can mar the fact that Ты have been there for me every step of the way in every adventure I've had. In return I'll seductively eye Ты while we're alone in the tent and try to make Ты feel good when you're sad. It's the least I can do after seven years of unconditional love."
In my book, Harmony is the first, last and only thing that makes sense in the world. God bless Ты JKR for giving us these characters and creating this world for us to get Остаться в живых in, but there is no excuse for these endgame relationships. I will ALWAYS be a Harmony shipper, from the first page to my last breath and this is just and example of how perfection manifests despite efforts to thwart it.