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How Edward Got Bella Pregnant, Why it's Not Sexist, and Why Renesmee Does Not Suffer From Down Syndrome


Youknowit101/Cassie-1-2-3 collaboration.

I asked a Вопрос a bit назад asking what bothers Ты about Bella’s pregnancy. We got some very interesting answers, thank you. We are now here to respond to the points made.

(Keep in mind that we did not consult anyone associated with the creation of the Twilight Series. We just used logic and text to make sense of everything.)

(I’m going to be using words like penis and orgasm, so if Ты haven’t had a certain talk with your parents yet, Ты probably...
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1.Ginny is a perfect character (“Mary Sue”), which Rowling hides by calling her temperamental.
2. Being temperamental is not a flaw if everyone thinks it’s cute and adorable and it gets Ты a boyfriend.
3. NOBODY can do anything productive without magic.
4. Ginny runs after a train like an idiot even though this isn’t her first time watching the train leave with her brothers. Obviously she’s watch the train leave EVERY SINGLE год OF HER LIFE.
5. Rowling is living out her own fantasies through Hermione, who is clearly herself.
6. The Книги aren’t well written, just because Ты make up...
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(i have edited this Статья so there r no spelling mistakes :) )

Hello everyone, today I'm going to tell Ты why Twilight is a BILLION times better than the Harry Potter. Here are some reasons.

1. First, they are no swear words!! I mean I heard in Hp they is swearing, like "h*ll" and "b*tch" I mean little kids are Чтение that!! Like 7 and 8 years olds!! It's crazy!!!111 In Twilight, there is no swearing beacuse it is a child безопасно, сейф book :)

2. HP is for kids only!! I mean Twilight is for all ages!!! I haven't read HP but I know only little kids read it!! Twilight is for everyone, my 10 год old...
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I've noticed that alot of members have been saying "Oh yeah, she went crazy over just a boy she only just met. She went a bit over the top, overreacted."

Well this is how I see it. I know I am going to get shit for this, but perhaps this will give Ты a little еще open mindness.

Personal experience: I acted the same, I did everything I possibly could to see him. I tried to commit sucicde, I look back and think .. I was so young, Ты survive after it.

But Bella was older and what they had was ALOT different to a NORMAL relationship. They were physically made for each other. Which is very powerful...
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I found these online, and thought they were kinda funny, :)
Credit: wiki answers, wattpad.com, b L o g s p o t.com


How many Twilighters does it take to screw on a light bulb?
I don't know, they're all too busy fighting over who gets to be Mrs Cullen

What happened when Emmett Cullen stubbed his toe?
He made the whole city collapse!

Rosalie Hale was told to find something just as или еще beautiful then herself. She came back with a mirror!

How do Ты stop Jacob Black from attacking you?
You pick up a stick, throw it and yell "fetch"!

How do Ты irritate Edward Cullen?
Buy him a dog and call it Jacob!

Why...
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posted by snuggles123
twilight and harry potter do not mix im sorry people but know twilightbis the classic romance between a human/bella and vampire/Edward
and harry potter is a action fighting movie so im am truly sorry i am a twilight crazzy if Ты want to know еще go onto my page and right good/bad comments
as usly i finish my Статья with a song so here it gose
toxic song britny spears

Baby, can't Ты see
I'm calling
A guy like Ты should wear a warning
It's dangerous
I'm falling

There's no escape
I can't wait
I need a hit
Baby, give me it
You're dangerous
I'm loving it

Too high
Can't come down
Losin' my head...
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