What did Ты learn to see and read Twilight?

Письмо Skills:
I learned how NOT to write a book.
I learned how NOT to use the word "chagrin".
I learned how NOT to give my characters personalities.
I learned how to write a story with no plot.
I learned how to write a classic Mary-Sue.

Morals:
Pedophilia is okay because Ты can't help it.
Abuse is romantic.
Stalking is hot.
Hot people are good, ugly people are bad.
Животные are worthless.
Друзья are unimportant. They are meant to be used and forgotten.
Death is bad. Immortality is good. (shallow, much?)
If Ты feel bad for a few minutes, it's perfectly alright to do it again.
If Ты don't have a boyfriend, there is no point in living.
Women are weak. Men are strong. Deal with it.

i kno this is off topic, but how can u hate twilight? Twilight iz the shit!!! I mean i like harry potter and all, but Twilight iz still the shit!

I learned that it's okay to Любовь a sparkling stalker that's over one hundred years older then you.

I learned how to NOT write a good book.

I learned that women can still be very against woman's rights.

The hotties that are in the movie dont hurt it, i am is a suspenful fluff with lots of sexual tension, is fun

I learned to go against the crowd,not to follow what was "in" and how to brutally honest and tactless. Tw*l*ght sucks. Harry Potter 4ever!!!!

I learned that it is in fact possible to create a book out of sh*t

I learnt that pretty people are typecasted as being dumb and women need to learn cooking.

i thought it wud be a waste of time, and i learned it was huge waste my time, that i could have spent readin somthin worth my time, but i read twilight

I learned that I hope to create a spell that helps eliminate any twilight Книги and erase anyone's mind that read them.

i learned how to hate...

May be alot of Ты guys might hit me for this или hate me but twilight made me realize that Любовь still exist in this world.There are other stories then just romeo and juliet .Now Ты can also give reference of twilight i Любовь Hp i was and am kind of a Фан of Hp it was like the first book i ever read but Twilight is Любовь and life i will always Любовь twilight the pleasure in Чтение twilight is undescribe able i Любовь twilight its Любовь all the way .I also learned how possesive one can be am not refering to edward am refering to all the Hp Фаны they are еще possesive then twilight Фаны Ты try to be frnds with them still they will hate Ты for loving twilight wich suckx

I learned how to be a terrible person, but it's alright to be terrible if I feel bad about it.

I learned that, because I am single, my life is pointless.

I learned 100 different words to describe beauty.

I learned that stalking is OK, but only if he's good-looking.

I learned that paedophilia is OK, because they can't help it.

I learned how to write a terrible, terrible book.