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posted by twilightlover73
WARNING This Статья might be quite offensive to twilight, so if you're a Фан of twilight (especially if you're one of these crazy fangirls) please do not waste your time to read this and comment. I know there's no point of me telling Ты this because you'll read and Комментарий anyways, but at least I tried.

Dear characters of twilight,

Bella, please get a life. When peoples' Любовь leave them, they try to stay strong and keep fighting for what is worth it like Hermione did. They do not curl up in the fetal position and go numb for weeks like Ты did.

Edward, Ты think you're hot when Ты sparkle? Well you're not. And your taste in women is reckless. Who falls in Любовь with someone who can barley put two words together? Plus, who the hell is so dumb to change from a really cool character (Cedric) to such a loser (Edward)?

Jacob, it was so so SO dumb of Ты to fall in Любовь with someone who is five минуты old. And your choice of women is reckless as well because Ты fell in Любовь with the same chick the other jerk, what's his name again? Oh yeah, Edward.

Carlisle, Ты call yourself and your clan vampires? Ты guys don't even come close to mosquitoes who drink only a drop of human blood. Yeah, that's so smart of Ты not drinking human blood. If a vampire drinks he drinks human blood, THAT'S WHAT THEY'RE FREAKING KNOWN FOR!!

Esme, Ты barley even talk in the whole series!! I thought the mom is suppose to be a big part of all this. I think Ты should pay еще attention to Molly Weasley to know what a real mom is.

James, Please stop trying to talk posher than Queen Elizabeth. No one talks like that and it's not cool at all. And you're seriously comparing yourself to Voldemort? Seriously? Oh God if he heard this he would be so embarrassed.... oh wait... villains don't get embarrassed unlike somebody here.

Victoria, Ты think you're so cool an badass huh? Well lets call Bellatrix and see how badass you'll be then! Yeah I'll bet she'll be having your жопа, попка on огонь in a matter of seconds!

Renesmee, Ты do not believe how sorry I feel for you. First, Ты have an incredibly dumb sparkling mom, a huge show-off sparkling dad, and a psycho werewolf boyfriend that is older than Ты in like what? 18 years? Second, your dumb mom gave Ты an even dumber name. Renesmee Carlie Cullen. What a shame.... I feel really sorry for Ты kid.

Rosalie, you're just as much as a Показать off as Edward. Ты think you're so pretty and all? Well Ты know what I think? I think Lord Voldemort is prettier than you! And he's bald and doesn't have a nose! The only thing I ever liked Ты for is that Ты used to hate Bella. But yet again, Ты USED to hate Bella, Ты don't anymore so I don't like Ты at all.

Jasper, Good Job imitating Harry on the messy hair, too bad it didn't work. And good for Ты Harry never saw it, he would pass out. Though if Ты ate Bella in New Moon he would actually like you, but Ты didn't so HA!

Emmett, What can I say here? Your whole Teddy медведь reputation is getting boring. So don't even try, no one will ever be as big, awesome and cuddly as Hagrid.

Alice, I think Ты have to take lessons from Trelawney to learn how to see the future, at least she can predict exactly what would happen and not just possibilities. And stop trying to get Популярное and cool by organizing parties and all, because that's realy getting stupid.

Aro, if you're an evil vampire, no if you're even a vampire I'm Ron's Quidditch hat!! Nuf said

Jane, if Ты think you're cool you're wrong. I can call Фред and George and make Ты guys compete. And don't even try to use your powers because they're not dumb not to put some spell that blocks that.

Regards, a Harry Potter fan


If Ты have any еще additions, feel free to tell me in the Комментарии and I'll add them to the letter.
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1. he/she just сказал(-а) "its not" (completley agree with them)
1 1/2. (y is there a half?) the person just сказал(-а) that its not.
2. i dont think that many ppl can relate 2 twilight b/c we aren't that obessissive to jump off a cliff или hurt ourselves 4 r sweeties (at least i hope not), i dont feel any emotion at all and i certaintley don't want 2 b bella. Harry Potter has a story 2 and it's better. (response to "It's as if u hav a story")When I read Harry Potter, I feel as if I understand him better then bella because he goes through a lot еще then bella.
2. (i think its unfair...
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posted by LoveforSeverus
Well I've been Письмо a little fanfic recently and I realized that when I write fanfic, I mostly let my character's handle the plot. Whatever happens to pop in my head at the time, and doesn't go completely against the в общем и целом, общая story line, gets put in the fanfic.
But Smeyer says that she wrote Twilight by just "letting her characters handle the plot". There by making it seem a lot like how, not only I, but other people, write Фан fiction.
I decided to look up some reasons of what makes a good Фан fiction:
"1. Choose the anime/manga/book/video game/movie Ты want your fan-fic to be about." Vampire's...
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First, let me get this straight: I'm not a Фан of Twilight. In fact, I hate it. But I can see why everyone's so hyped up about it.

You see, I've recently been introduced to a new theory- The Twelve-Year-Old girl theory. It's mostly used in music, like for Популярное Иконки like Hannah Montana, Justin Bieber, the Jonas Brothers, but Twilight also fits into this catagory.

What is the Twelve-Year-Old girl theory, Ты might ask? Well, let's just look at people at the age of twelve first. When Ты turn twelve, you're on the thin line between childhood and the teen years. You're young and vulnerable,...
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posted by LilRavenclaw95
Okay, my friend and I go to a school that has a thing called 'Lit Circles'. There's a Список of books, and Twilight is on there, but not Harry Potter. My friend thought this was totally wrong, and wrote a super long persuasive essay to our English teacher about it. This was all hers, and I can't take credit for how awesome it is :)

Why Twilight Should Be Replaced by Harry Potter in Lit Circles

    Two Книги sit on the shelf in front of you; on the cover of the first, Ты see two pale hands holding a deep red apple. The секунда features a young boy on a broomstick, in midair as...
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posted by ryomaidol
My cousin says we, Harry Potter Фаны are insecure about this ranting. How should I respond to this?!


(I HAVE TAKEN THINGS FROM OTHER Статьи HERE, sorry if used without permission)


HERE IS THE ACTUAL CONVERSATION:

Kjerrimyr リョーマ Andres: says Twilight ang pasimuno ng mga JEJEMON (ANGRY) (Twilight started the Jejemon movement)
46 минуты назад via Plurk · Комментарий · Like · View Комментарии on Plurk

** ******: weh? PROVE IT!!!
41 минуты назад ·

Kjerrimyr リョーマ Andres: link wahahahah
33 минуты назад ·

** ******: duh! nonsense!
23 минуты назад ·

Kjerrimyr リョーマ Andres: haha Twilighters...
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I did not write this.
1. If a boy is aloof, stand-offish, ignores Ты или is just plain rude, it is because he is secretly in Любовь with Ты — and Ты are the point of his existence.
2.Secrets are good — especially life-threatening ones.
3. It’s OK for a potential romantic interest to be dimwitted, violent and vengeful — as long as he has great abs.
4. If a boy tells Ты to stay away from him because he is dangerous and may even kill you, he must be the Любовь of your life. Ты should stay with him since he will keep Ты безопасно, сейф forever.
5. If a boy leaves you, especially suddenly (while telling...
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Dear Stephenie Meyer,

May I first tell Ты that your 'Saga' is complete and utter crap. I also would like to highlight the fact that your 'books' are an insult to literature and vampires.
When Чтение them at first, I thought that they were quite good, and for a while I was a Twilight fan, but your fanbase has gotten huge, along with your head. This is one of the reasons I don't like Twilight. I've read other points on why Twilight and the rest of the 'saga' are bad, and I fully agree with the points raised. The points that I have read about have made me realise how bad Twilight and the rest...
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Okay sorry Twilikers. But Ты need to here the facts. Harry Potter is the best selling serous ever. Deathly Hallows is the fasting selling book ever.

Okay. So why is it when I type in "100 resons Twilight is better then Harry Potter" there is one vpage and for a start there aren't even a hundred resons. Most of them all same the same thing. Twiilight's better because everyone's hot. They are??. Good readers tend not to notice.

It's a Любовь story. So is Harry Potter but it's not full in your face. It comes in gentle as the charcters get older, as the Книги Переместить on. And have Ты seen all the different...
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If I were to write “Breaking Dawn” (minus the part of the Volturi getting arrested by the police), here’s how it would go:

1. Bella beats up Jake for imprinting on her daughter

2. Volturi get word about Renesmee’s birth and rush off to Forks, bringing an entire army with them

3. Cullens get allies and several people who just flat-out hate the Volturi.

4. Волки get in on it

5. Big battle ensues and several allies (like Tanya and Rosalie) die

6. Renesmee runs away and hides and Jacob follows her

7. Alice and Jasper Показать up with SEVERAL half-breeds

8. Volturi freaks out; one fathered a half breed...
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I am sure lot of Ты won't agree with me but anyway this is my opinion. This riot going on that HP is better than Twilight is beyond me. These Книги are riveting and thrilling in their own way.
First Twilight, yes I too realise it has too much of Любовь and unrealistic charecteristics in people. However Ты have to say it is great piece of imagination. We have to understand that HP plot is far bigger than that of Twilight. It is a plot where the survival of the world depends on one character whereas in Twilight it is just the fate of two звезда crossed Влюбленные and the obstacles faced by them. HP...
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DEAR ...,
SORRY PEACE IS NOT AVAIBLE NOW TRY AGAIN LATER!!!!
-peace
p.s. peace is having tons of fun at the Malfoy’s

(My entry)
Dear diary,
Today I wrote a poem for Draco:

Deep inside
Really
All I
can think
Of is you

He wrote back:

Peace,
I Любовь Ты еще than Ты can know
Your soft green eyes,
Your seventh toe,
Your curly brown hair,
And pale cold skin like tile,
But most of all your gentle smile

We spent an час snogging. At one point his mum walked in on us and screamed at Draco for having his рубашка off. Then she yelled at me for snogging him to much. Then she left the room and never came back.
~Peace...
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