I found these online, and thought they were kinda funny, :)
Credit: wiki answers, wattpad.com, b L o g s p o t.com How many Twilighters does it take to screw on a light bulb? I don't know, they're all too busy fighting over who gets to be Mrs Cullen What happened when Emmett Cullen stubbed his toe? He made the whole city collapse! Rosalie Hale was told to find something just as или еще beautiful then herself. She came back with a mirror! How do Ты stop Jacob Black from attacking you? You pick up a stick, throw it and yell "fetch"! How do Ты irritate Edward Cullen? Buy him a dog and call it Jacob! Why can't Edward read Bella's mind? There's nothing to read.[/b]
Jasper will never be a therapist becasue he already knows "how Ты feel about that".
I keep wanting to steal Jasper
but evertime I go to his bedroom window
Alice is waiting with a baseball bat...
how does she kno... oh yeah!!!
I would like to La Push Jacob of a cliff.
I went to La Push Washington, and all I got was this stupid imprint.
Jasper Hales first job was as a paperboy, there were no survivors.
Tips for guys trying to find a girlfriend:
1. Read the [i]Twilight
2. Watch [Twilight[/i] movies.
3. In every real-life situation, think, "What would Edward do? Boy: Ты know Edward Cullen isn't real, right?
Girl: Well fake boobs aren't real, but Ты still like to look at those![b]
Thanks a lot...