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posted by ImBooOK
Ok. now idc what side your on или why Ты choose your side. but i read a few remarks on edward not being a true vampire because "he acts girly" and someone used the f-- word (rude word for gay) now, if thats your `reasoning' then your fricken seeing the sky falling. im not hating on straight people but if Ты think saying edward или even the book itself is "gay" so it MUST suck then heres a little fun fact for ya. if Harry potter was gay would Ты still read it? if Ты hate gays fanfreakin-tabulous. but heads up rob pattinson is a straight man. do reaserch.
being gay doesnt make Ты lesser then any straight person. sorry for bringing out some gay equality article, but seriouly those who know theyve сказал(-а) this grow up, defending H.P by hating on twilight because Ты think edward is gay doesnt serve Ты well...uts a desgrace to H.P making Ты guys look bad. try saying why Ты think harry is better instead of playing the gay card. Комментарий if Ты agree
posted by bessmarvin1
 Ginny vs Bella
Ginny vs Bella
I know that many of Ты like Bella and many of Ты hate her.But I Любовь Ginny еще than her.In fact I hate Bella.She's such a Mary-Sue.

MY REASONS WHY BELLA SUCKS,COMPARED WITH GINNY.


Bella made us all realize that we cannot live if we do not have a man in our life.
Ginny made us realize that Ты don't need a man in your life to live.

Bella was broken down when Edward left her.
Ginny fought for her family and Друзья when Harry left her.

Bella always hurdles behind Edward when she had to face danger.
Ginny was nearly killed,but she did not back down.


Bella married just after she graduated out of school...
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posted by hpotterforever7
When Dumbledore was duelling Grindlewald, he didn't want to defeat his ex-best friend, but then he thought of Ariana...

Regulus wasn't going to meddle in the Dark Lord's business by finding the horcrux, but then he thought of what Sirius would have done...

Colin Creevey was going on his way back through the tunnel to the Hog's Head, but then he thought of how Harry would praise him if he fought...

Tonks wasn't going off to find Remus by leaving behind her child, but then Teddy's hair turned the exact same colour as Remus'...

Narcissa was prepared to tell the Dark Lord that Harry was alive, but...
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posted by bamagirl5899
okay can u people ot yell at me this time please.


may pov

at looked at my phone it was 3' o clock then i got a text. (wat up girl u coming 2 the paint ball war girles agnst boys u know whos going to win whith u on their team) Sue texted me. ( srry cnt gt a friend problem well nt really a problm bt im not allowed over at te cullen house )( what happned) (Bella went bezerk she actually threw something at me)


( }: she's just jeolous you'll take edward frm her)

(okay thats just funny i dont like him ok )

(watevr u sy bt r we going to play bsebll tomarow)

(no nt in the mood i might mov to italy или go...
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posted by TheBreeze
Everytime I read an anti Twilight article/poll/etc, I see the same point in each.

"Bella is a Mary Sue!"

I don't understand this. The term Mary Sue suggests a perfect person, a person with no flaws, a type of character most people detest Чтение about. And Bella seems to have been labelled as this a lot. And yet, the same people, who label her as a Mary Sue will complain oh how Bella mistreats her friends, what a coward she is, how dependent on men she is, how silly she is, how whiny she is and the much used: She keeps droning on, and on about Edward!

How does this argument make sense? In one line the writer is stating how perfect she is, the other, how annoying and stupid she is.

Explain to me please?
posted by snuggles123
twilight and harry potter do not mix im sorry people but know twilightbis the classic romance between a human/bella and vampire/Edward
and harry potter is a action fighting movie so im am truly sorry i am a twilight crazzy if Ты want to know еще go onto my page and right good/bad comments
as usly i finish my Статья with a song so here it gose
toxic song britny spears

Baby, can't Ты see
I'm calling
A guy like Ты should wear a warning
It's dangerous
I'm falling

There's no escape
I can't wait
I need a hit
Baby, give me it
You're dangerous
I'm loving it

Too high
Can't come down
Losin' my head...
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Harry Potter is the End of an Era. Twilight is the End of an Error.

At first glance, Ты would think this is just another oh-so-clever Anti-Twilight slogan, reiterated by the Twilight hating masses, but in reality, are these antis only slamming themselves?



First off, what Era is Harry Potter ending? It’s own? So in other words, “Harry Potter is the end of Harry Potter”.

I’m assuming this “Error” is meant to represent Twilight, correct? So in other words, much like the above, “Twilight is the end of Twilight”.

In conclusion, “Harry Potter is the End of Harry Potter. Twilight...
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posted by theblondegirl
Forget about vampires. Forget about werewolves.

How funny and bizarre would these scenarios be if your boyfriend would act like this?

Enjoy!

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You: "I'm going to go hang out with [insert best friend's name here], see Ты tonight!"
Ideal Man: "No you're not."
You:"....? Of course I will."
Ideal Man: "You might get into an argument with [insert friend's name here] and s/he might stab Ты with a knife. At least let me come hang out outside of his/her house and oogle through the window to make sure you're safe."
You:"Why the hell would they stab me??"
Ideal Man: "I don't trust him/her."
You: Oh for f.......
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posted by KateKicksAss
I found these online, and thought they were kinda funny, :)
Credit: wiki answers, wattpad.com, b L o g s p o t.com


How many Twilighters does it take to screw on a light bulb?
I don't know, they're all too busy fighting over who gets to be Mrs Cullen

What happened when Emmett Cullen stubbed his toe?
He made the whole city collapse!

Rosalie Hale was told to find something just as или еще beautiful then herself. She came back with a mirror!

How do Ты stop Jacob Black from attacking you?
You pick up a stick, throw it and yell "fetch"!

How do Ты irritate Edward Cullen?
Buy him a dog and call it Jacob!

Why...
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posted by I_Hate_Twilight
Now that I have enough free time, I researched a bit and noticed that Twifans has some tics and mannerisms while writing.

I'm not just good, because the first thought was that I noticed the keyboard problem. But then I saw that it was too frequent, several problems with keyboards on many different people.

SO WHY WRITE: ZE becoz FANNS TAWLK Diz lyk !!!!!
There is already some Twilight-English dictionary? It is normal that no one writes like that. What is interest? Look like they're talking to snakes ...
Who invented it?

WRITE WITH CAPITAL LETTERS!! WHAT IS THE INTEREST? ARE A SCREAM WITH SOMEONE??...
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I found this while surfing the web Опубликовано by an anonymous person, all I know is that she is a girl and only 11.
Let me start put by saying this is not a regular anti-twilight post because I am not a hater, или at least I try hard not to be, and I can actually understand Twilighters very well. I think some Twilighters are a bit confused или frustrated because they think many people are turning down an amazing book for no good reason. I can see why people think Twilight is good, so I made a Список of why I think people think Twilight is good and why it’s actually not very good (was that confusing?...
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posted by nessienjake
Credit:Alice W.

This Jokes we're also Опубликовано on the Crytical Analysis of Edward Cullen




Q: What to Edward and a Рождество дерево have in common?
A: Their balls are for decoration.


Bella: You're pale white and ice cold...I know what Ты are.
Edward: Say it. Say it!
Bella: Vanilla Ice Cream!


Edward: Bella...
Bella: Yes?
Edward: I just want to know how much Ты mean to me.
Bella: Aaw...
Edward: Ты know, what with me being an ancient VIRGIN vampire and everything...
Bella: Yeah?
Edward: Well, people were starting to think I was, y'know-
Bella: Gay?
Edward: ...
Edward: Old fashioned.
Bella: ...
Bella: Oh.


Q: How do Ты kill a brain?
A: Put it in the same room with Ms Meyer and her Книги and wait for two minutes.



Q: What did bella say when the shops ran low off the glitter?
A: yeeew!!! Edward Ты suck!!!!
posted by TeamSiriusBlack
I did not write this!

Things not to do at Hogwarts! (Well...not unless Ты have Harry's invisibility плащ and the Marauders' Map или Ты are Фред and/or George)

1. No matter how good a fake Australian accent I can do, I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures class.

2. Growing Марихуана или hallucinogenic mushrooms is not an extra credit project for Herbology.

3. “I’ve heard every possible joke about Oliver Wood’s name” is not a challenge.

4. The Giant Squid is not an appropriate дата to the Yule Ball.

5. I will not use Umbridge’s quill to write “I told Ты I was...
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posted by SiRiUsLy_bLaCk
Stephenie Meyer explicitly pointed out that "feminism" is "being able to choose." I agree with this entirely; the right to choose is important.

But the right to choose is only part of the question. When дана the chance to choose, which path do we choose? Do we choose to let men into our lives and still maintain our independence, или do we choose to allow men to dominate our lives, both physically and psychologically?

In the case of Bella Swan, she chose the секунда path.

In my opinion, choosing that road is no different from choosing at all. Choices, as we all know, трещина, сплит into right and wrong....
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Well, lately I have come across a variation of the following sentence a lot:

"Harry Potter is better than Twilight because Twilight gives a lot of bad messages"

I won't deny the message дана by Twilight is an awful one and easy to spot, but Harry Potter also has its share of bad messages, and whats worse is that it is conceived between lines. There's an extense Дебаты among psychologist on the validity of subliminal messages, but that I will not discuss.
Following I will list, in my opinion, the (bad) messages each book gives.

Let's begin with the easier one, Twilight:

1. Looks tell a lot about...
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twiligh is so better then harry poter becauz twilight is a LUV stoty and harry potter has no luve at all.it also has VAMPIREZ wich are REEL unlike wizards from hp. plus Ты can realat to bella еще then hary becuz bella has FELLINGS. and do i even need to menchon edward? he is so SEXY. jakob is to. no one in harry potter is as hot as edward culen!! they had rober patenson in harry potter but that was the only reazon i watched it. twilight is also еще exiting then harry potteer. whoevr can balence out Любовь and exitment mmusr be a great writer! ans stefinie meyers came up with new creaturs and...
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posted by twilightlover73
Ты say Twilight
I say Harry Potter
Ты say vampires
I say wizards
Ты say Jacob Black
I say Sirius Black
Ты say Team Edward
I say Team Potter
Ты say Robert Pattison
I’ll say “is Cedric Diggory”
Ты say Robert Pattison is hot
I say James and Oliver Phelps are ~HOTTER
Ты think Bella and Edward are the perfect dream couple?
I think that’s Ron and Hermione
Ты say Isabella Swan
I say Bellatrix Lestrange
Ты say Edward
I’ll say Harry, now STUPEFY!!!
posted by TrueTwi_hard
A lot of people ask me what my reasons are for liking Twilight. Because I am sicken of having to answer every single time, and because a couple of people told me to, I wrote an article.

Twilight changed my way of looking at things.
Sure... It's not real, but the book made me look at my opinion. My whole life would be different if it wasn't written. I'm not one of those Twilight Фаны who only care about how hot Robert Pattinson is. The book changed me, not the movie. The twilight serie is a wonderful life-lesson wrapped in a beautiful story. I'm glad Miss. Meyer wrote it. These are my main reasons:...
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1. The Письмо is better

Is it f**k Stephanie Meyers is diabolical and quite frankly paint drying on a Стена is еще f**king exciting than her Письмо and compared to Stephanie Meyers writing, J.K Rowling's Письмо and detail about each and every character even if some of the characters are only briefly mentioned are absolutely genius

2. The Actors/Actresses who film the movie are talented

What a load of бык for one Kristen Stewart can not act the emotion she shows throughout the entire saga is moody, moody and a little bit еще of moody and don't get me started on Robert Pattinson he's not that...
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In my opinion, Twilight is good. Not as great as Harry Potter, but good. I've composed a Список of what would turn Twilight great-with the help of various Twilight and Harry Potter fans.

1.Make Bella a vampire slayer
2.make Bella less whiny
3.Bella can do backflips
4.Jacob gets arrested by the Animal Cops
5.Edward's name changes to "Schmirrnoff"
6.Edward dies
7.Or Bella dies
8.Creamed corn
9.Hogwarts
10.A theme song
11.Bella isn't dependent on Edward
12.Lauren turns out to be Wonder Woman
13.Log cabin
14.Voldemort destroys the Volturi
15."squishy octopus"
16.make Bella smart
17. Change "forks" into "Spoons" because...
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