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Opinion by PMT posted Больше года
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This Статья was NOT written by me. I found this somewhere else as a Комментарий and thought it was great and that it should be shared. Don't give any credit to me. I just copy pasted.

First of all- Harry Potter isn’t just a childish bedtime story. Nor is it shallow. A story based off a single dream has no depth. Twilight Фаны will never what kind of man James was before he turned vampire. Rowling, however, spent 15 years planning every little detail. She created a world within our own for her witches and wizards. She has based their heritage off of real mythology and history. Their spells are in a dead language and they have organized governments with strict laws. She has followed her characters’ stories from childhood to graduation and many times to their deaths. One of the best things about this series is that Ты can study these intricate details. The Twilighters can only argue about who Bella will marry. In Harry Potter, there are arguments over everything from Snape’s loyalty, to the cryptic meaning of Trelawney’s prophesies, to petty ship-wars. In Twilight, very few people ask the Вопросы “What does she mean by that?” “Are these two...
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Opinion by smilesalot posted Больше года
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Before Ты read anything: I happen to enjoy both HP AND T. I also happen to think HP is a billion times better. This is just my opinion. No need to freak out about this article. I am NOT trying to undermine T fans' opinions, I am just stating why I (and at least a few others) get annoyed with T fans.

So most of the posts on here have to do with of course, Harry Potter vs Twilight. But after skimming through comments, I found a shocking amount of crazy responses from twilight fans. This got me thinking. Maybe the reason this fued has grown so large is not because of the question: Is Harry Better, или is Twilight? But because of the insane amount of fighting there is between the fans, in the comments, and posts.

I'm sure to T fans, HP Фаны sound pompous, and stuck up, because we are always parading how, HP is so much еще well written and intelligent, and Twilight is for 14 год old girls. (I happen to be a 15 год old girl, and am NOT obsessed with Twilight, so yes, it is possible.)
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Opinion by XDRoseLuvsHP posted Больше года
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Warning: This is quite long.

Before I begin, I would like to say that this is my personal opinion along with evidence to support my opinion. Ты are free to disagree with me, but please, no hating. Also, please do not accuse me of not Чтение the books. I have read each of the novels in the Twilight "Saga", from Twilight to Breaking Dawn. I have also read all of the Harry Potter Книги (numerous times), from Philosophers Stone to Deathly Hallows.

It annoys me enormously, hearing people say that Twilight is better than Harry Potter. I personally believe that Harry Potter overshadows Twilight in every area, in every way, shape and form. I look at reasons why Twilighters think that Twilight is better than Harry Potter, and here is what I see:

-Because Edward is so hot! Harry is ugly!
-Twilight is еще realistic!
-Twilight has еще love!

I do not think that a book is amazing just because a character is gorgeous. In fact, I think that the fact that all the good guys are beautiful in Twilight is really arrogant and reflects very poor things about Stephenie Meyer. In Harry Potter, Ты have some good guys that are beautiful and...
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Article by ABDCFan- posted Больше года
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Dear Stephenie Meyer,

May I first tell Ты that your 'Saga' is complete and utter crap. I also would like to highlight the fact that your 'books' are an insult to literature and vampires.
When Чтение them at first, I thought that they were quite good, and for a while I was a Twilight fan, but your fanbase has gotten huge, along with your head. This is one of the reasons I don't like Twilight. I've read other points on why Twilight and the rest of the 'saga' are bad, and I fully agree with the points raised. The points that I have read about have made me realise how bad Twilight and the rest of your Книги are, and I really can't believe I was a Фан of them. I've heard about your 'plan' to direct Breaking Dawn, and I would just like to say, that if Ты direct that movie, it won't be worth the money. I will refuse to watch it, and if forced to, I will go to sleep during it.
Your Книги have turned Фаны into violent people. Not all Twilight Фаны are violent, I understand, but alot are. I have read many cases on a Форум (I think it's called TwilightSucks) and they are all about how a Фан has reacted to someone when they've сказал(-а) that they don't...
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Opinion by nati30 posted Больше года
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I found this while surfing the web Опубликовано by an anonymous person, all I know is that she is a girl and only 11.
Let me start put by saying this is not a regular anti-twilight post because I am not a hater, или at least I try hard not to be, and I can actually understand Twilighters very well. I think some Twilighters are a bit confused или frustrated because they think many people are turning down an amazing book for no good reason. I can see why people think Twilight is good, so I made a Список of why I think people think Twilight is good and why it’s actually not very good (was that confusing? Sorry, oh and this is only an opinion although I am hoping most of Ты will agree).

1.    It has a very advanced vocabulary and seemingly complex sentences. This is actually sort of true, Twilight does seem like it is very well written. However, if Ты look at it еще carefully, it repeats the same words over and over and when Meyer finally changes the word she uses to describe Edward’s beauty, it is nothing but a synonym for the Назад word she used. This leads me to my thesaurus theory. I am 120% sure that Meyer used every entry in the thesaurus...
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Opinion by BellaCullen96 posted Больше года
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Greetings, new follower:


If Ты are Чтение this letter then Ты have doubtless been accepted into the select band of professional wizards known as the Death Eaters. If by some unprecedented chance Ты are Чтение this and Ты have not been accepted into the Death Eaters then I suggest Ты put down this letter and leave now, или the consequences for Ты will be as terrible as my lifelong study into the Dark Arts can make them.


Please find enclosed a short introductory guide to Death Eating, which Ты must memorize and then eat, to prevent security leaks. (Due to an unfortunate fatality last week, it is now permitted to cut the guide into small pieces before swallowing).


The Далее meeting is scheduled for midnight, 11th June, when I trust we will have the pleasure of watching your initiation ceremony. Please remember to bring a clean handsaw and enough twine. It's so distressing when people don't prepare for these events properly.
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Opinion by XDRoseLuvsHP posted Больше года
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So I am Чтение reasons as to why Twilight Фаны think Twilight is better than Harry Potter. I just want to make it clear; there is a big difference between liking one series better than another, and one series actually being better than another. I also want to reply to some of the еще common ones I've seen.



"Twilight has еще love!"
Okay, Twilight does not have еще Любовь than Harry Potter by any means. Twilight has a lot of obsessive lust, which is often mistaken for love, but they are quite different.

Why is their relationship lust? Why isn't it love?

Well, what do Bella and Edward do together? They stare at each other, and they talk about who loves the other more, and they make out, and, in Breaking Dawn, they make Любовь to each other. That's really about it. The reason they meet is because Bella looks across the cafeteria, notices that he's the hottest guy in school, and automatically decides that he is the only one good enough for her. Edward realizes he cannot read her mind, and he wants to invade her privacy (he makes up for being unable to stalk her thoughts by stalking her physically and watching her...
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Review by Sophia21 posted Больше года
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Realised the points have little to do with plot, thus changed the Название to errors.

My apologise to Twilight Фаны if I'm a little too harsh, but I have reread the Книги like twice this месяц and it was a little exasperating. Not to worry, I'm currently rereading Harry Potter, so a plothole Список on it will be added soon =)

Ok, let's get started:

1.A hundred years of...nothingness?
Explanation: I don't expect science fiction Книги to be scientifically accurate. But if Ты plan your main character to live 100 years studying in prep forever at the age of 17, make the whole book plausible. No, just saying "oh he is just so smart :swoon:" won't do it. At 17-18 Ты are at the epitome of brain power, and after that your brain cells rapidly start dieing. True, most teenager waste those years, and some even accelerate the brain death by getting so wasted. But if Ты are forever 17 like Edward, Ты have the potential to become the smartest person in the world. Your capability of learning new things, your concentration and your memory are at optimum stage. вверх that with a hundred years of studies and Ты can beat a computer in chess...
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Opinion by XDRoseLuvsHP posted Больше года
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I know a lot of people think the Cullen family could beat Harry, Ron and Hermione in a battle. I have read both series, and I realize that the Cullens have super speed and super strength. However, I do not think that the Cullens would stand a chance against the Trio.

Let's look back at the battle history of each...

The Cullens:
- They defeated James in the first book. However, there was only one of him and there were five of them, I believe? So that really isn't saying much.

- They defeated a band of immature Вампиры with no fighting skills in Eclipse. They went in knowing they would win because of the fact the vamps they were fighting had no skills whatsoever in fighting. Again, not a big deal.

- At the end of Breaking Dawn, they were finally going to battle someone that would be somewhat of a challenge to them. So, what happens? They gather an army, and they talk. That's it. They let the supposedly evil Вампиры just walk away and continue to be unjust. Um, does this strike anybody else as cowardly?
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Opinion by XDRoseLuvsHP posted Больше года
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I've been seeing this Вопрос a lot lately. Twilight Фаны don't know what is wrong with Bella. I have written this Статья in order to try to explain exactly what is wrong with Bella. There are actually many things wrong with her, as I will be explaining in this article.

The first thing I will acknowledge is the mental instability of Bella Swan. In New Moon, Edward dumps her, and she becomes depressed. Now, I understand that it is very disheartening to have your boyfriend dump you. I would be able to understand if she had been depressed for, maybe two weeks? No еще than a month. But Bella is depressed for several months. This is NOT normal. Bella has serious depression, and I mean the actual mental illness. Her father probably should have taken her to a psychologist. If unattended, depression can lead to suicide. This, however, is not the reason Bella attempts suicide. Later on, she starts hearing Edward's voice in her head. The voice comes whenever she is about to do something reckless. This is a very serious condition called schizophrenia. If Ты know someone with schizophrenia, they should be taken immediately for help. It is this illness that drove Bella to...
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List by StarKidWeasley posted Больше года
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Regulus Black, to Sirius Black
"I tried to do what Ты would have done, in the end"

Peter Pettigrew, to James Potter
"I wish I could take it back"

Gideon Prewett, to Arthur Weasley
"You take good care of our Molly, Ты hear"

Merope Gaunt, to Tom Marvolo Riddle
Grow up strong like your father, Tommy. But learn to love.

Dobby, to Harry Potter
Harry Potter is безопасно, сейф now, sir. Dobby has repaid him.

Quirinus Quirrell, to Sibyll Trelawney
Travelling will bring great peril, indeed. I’m sorry I laughed.

Cedric Diggory, to Amos Diggory
I won, Dad. Aren’t Ты proud?

Colin Creevey, to Dennis Creevey
I died like a real wizard, Dennis. Isn’t that cool?

Kendra Dumbledore, to Ariana Dumbledore
I wish I could have fixed it. That’s what mothers are supposed to do, right?

Фред Weasley, to George Weasley
Don’t worry, George. I’m going to heaven. Guess how I know? Because we’re the Holy Spirit! Get it? Because you’re holey and I’m… dead. Please don’t cry.
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Opinion by XDRoseLuvsHP posted Больше года
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Edward Cullen. A sparkling "vegetarian" vampire who is supposed to represent the "perfect boyfriend". He's hot, strong, fast, and he lives forever! What could be wrong?

Well, a lot, I'm afraid.

Edward Cullen is not, I repeat, is not a good boyfriend. He is actually an abusive boyfriend. Before I go on to offer proof as to why Edward is abusive, I will clarify what I mean by "abusive".

What is an abusive boyfriend?

There are different kinds of abuse. Many people think of a boy who actually beats up his girlfriend. That is physical abuse. There is also psychological abuse. This includes emotional abuse and the abuse of her rights.

Edward definitely abuses Bella emotionally as well as abusing her rights. He even abuses her physically a few times. But before I get there, I will go over the signs of an abusive boyfriend in which Edward exhibits.

-Always by her side
-Questions her when she disobeys him
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Opinion by Mrs-Grint posted Больше года
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As you can see, some of his Niffler genes are actually visible. If you'll look to his stomach...

OK, so many Harry Potter/vampire Фаны (like myself) will probably agree that Edward Cullen is not a real vampire. The only similarities that Edward and other Вампиры have is the liking of human blood. I suppose Meyer was trying to be original, and I don't mean to offend anyone who does like the sparklepyres.

Why Edward Cullen is a niffler

Before I state my actual reasons, I should probably tell anyone who doesn't know what a niffler actually is. For this I have my trusty Fantastic Beasts and Where To Find Them book:

NIFFLER
M.O.M. Classification: XXX [Which means a competent wizard should cope with this beast]
"The Niffler is a British beast. Fluffy, black and long-snouted, this burrowing creature has a predilection for anything glittery. Nifflers are often kept by goblins to burrow deep into the earth for treasure. Though the Niffler is gentle and even affectionate, it can be destructive to belongings and should never be kept in a house. Nifflers live in lairs up to twenty feet below the surface and produce six to eight young in a litter."
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Opinion by nati30 posted Больше года
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This Статья was actually wriiten by an ex-twilighter(iloveyoudarling), not me, and i dont like the way she wrote it, cuz it is kinda rude, but i Опубликовано it so that maybe some twilighters here could consider giving harry potter a chance because the Статья proves that even though Ты Любовь twilight there COULD be a better book out there:
Dear Twilight fans,

I was Ты one day. Addicted to Twilight and couldnt ever stop Чтение it even if i had already read it 4 times. But trust me on this one will you. READ ANOTHER BOOOK!!! AFTER Ты DO THAT TWILIGHT WILL SEEM LIKE A STUPID ROMANCE STORY.

After I had read Twilight saga about 8 times i read Harry Potter.

And all i can say is whoa!!



1. harry potter has a plot line that has never been used before.
2. twilight was a very easy read. simple sentences. i could write it
3. harry potter uses some imagination.
4. if edward wasnt sexy, everyone would be creeped out by him
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Opinion by bri-marie posted Больше года
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Note: This is my opinion, but I use facts from the book.You are еще than welcome to have a different opinion than my own and feel free to state it. I was not rude in this Статья (and I use facts to support my reasoning) so please be curious and do the same :)
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Education:
Ginny-
Not much is known about Ginny's education. Since Harry Potter is told in third person, and focuses entirely on Harry, Ginny tends to get pushed into the background. So, this part is all assumption.
We know she is an accomplished Bat-boogey hexer (it's why Slughorn took an interest in her in HPB) and is pretty good at defending herself. She manages to handle herself while in the department of mysteries in OotP. We never hear about Hermione getting angry about Ginny's study habits, nor do we ever see Ginny come to Hermione for help with her homework.

Hermione-
If you've ever read the Harry Potter books, Ты know Hermione is a total book worm. She studies constantly, even making color coded charts for studying finals. She takes on as many classes as she can (as mentioned in Prisoner of Azkaban),...
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Fan fiction by TeamSiriusBlack posted Больше года
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I did not write this!

Things not to do at Hogwarts! (Well...not unless Ты have Harry's invisibility плащ and the Marauders' Map или Ты are Фред and/or George)

1. No matter how good a fake Australian accent I can do, I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures class.

2. Growing Марихуана или hallucinogenic mushrooms is not an extra credit project for Herbology.

3. “I’ve heard every possible joke about Oliver Wood’s name” is not a challenge.

4. The Giant Squid is not an appropriate дата to the Yule Ball.

5. I will not use Umbridge’s quill to write “I told Ты I was hardcore”.

6. If a classmate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that fact and draw a Dark Mark on their arm.

7. House elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers.

8. Starting a betting pool on the fate of this year’s Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher is tasteless, tacky, and not a clever money-making concept.
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Opinion by DracoLuver posted Больше года
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Some people wanted me to post my answer as an Статья ...

Since TwilightGurl made an account and will be seeing my response, I decided I would respond because she doesn't know why people don't agree with her. So, here I go:

1.Theres too much swearing. Ron says “blo*dy H*ll” all the time, and Molly weasley calls Bellatrix Lestrange a B*TCH in the last book! Thats seriously unaceptable! I mean little kids are Чтение that stuff!!! That kind of language is really bad!

I don't particularly like Ron's swearing either, but he's the only character that excessively swears and I'm sure Ты know someone too who swears all the time, and Ты also know people who swear rarely или not at all. Ron's character is realistic because people swear in real life -- and it would be strange to make ALL 1,000 students или so not swear. When Molly called Bella that, she had a reason - she was horribly angry {Bella almost killed her child AFTER making fun of her now-dead son.} Some people curse when they're upset, it's realistic, especially if you're now angry that your children's protection is threatened.
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Opinion by LilRavenclaw95 posted Больше года
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These are the weirdest, saddest Twilight defenses on the planet. *NOTE: I have nothing against reasonable Twilight fans, but ones like this? *facepalm*

Tiwlite deost scuk jew bichezz!!!!!1!!” twilite iz da beste buck i hav evar red in mi lief!!!! so wat if inot have red so maney bks in my lief!! i actualey hav ay lieff and bukks hapen to b four peeple wizout eny frends!!!!!!!1111 sou dant juzt PRUVVEZ hou gud twilit iz!!!!!!!!! adn anuzer ding i am sexteen not twelve adn i reeli LUVE TWAILITE wish usst PRUVVEZ it iz four mature, enteliggent peepolnot like hary poter dat is juzt four lusers and dwibs. hoo are liek NIEN!!!!!1111 nda ife jew haite tiwelit so muck wy donit jew just get a lief!!!! HATREZZ MEK HRE (STAFFENIE MAYERS) FAMUS YU BIETCHES!!! JEW JUEST WITSH TI WUZZ JEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND WATT AER U GONNA DOO WEN TWHYLITE IZ RECUIERED REDDING INSTTEADDE UF BURING, STUOPID STUFF LIKE WUETREING HIGHTES??? AI MEEN TAHT RITTER IS STEUPIDE, EVEREBDDY KNUWS MPEOOPPLE WERE BIUUTIFULL AND CARMING LIKE EDWARD BAK INDE OLD DASY, NUT LIKE HITHCLIFF!!!!! VEREY HISTORICLY UNACURATE!!! SO JEW MORONSLL IUSR HAFF TWO STUF, WOZTN U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Opinion by LilRavenclaw95 posted Больше года
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Okay, my friend and I go to a school that has a thing called 'Lit Circles'. There's a Список of books, and Twilight is on there, but not Harry Potter. My friend thought this was totally wrong, and wrote a super long persuasive essay to our English teacher about it. This was all hers, and I can't take credit for how awesome it is :)

Why Twilight Should Be Replaced by Harry Potter in Lit Circles

    Two Книги sit on the shelf in front of you; on the cover of the first, Ты see two pale hands holding a deep red apple. The секунда features a young boy on a broomstick, in midair as he desperately chases a small, fluttering golden ball. Twilight, a simple 'love story', and Harry Potter, a thrilling tale of a man's struggle to end a war that's tearing his Главная apart, are two stories that are often compared and contrasted in today's society. Though the two book series are endlessly different, the die-hard Фаны in today's society often feud over if their Избранное is better или not. Different variables, such as fans, writing, characters, and plots strongly affect the arguments of the 'Twi-hards' and the 'Potterheads'. However, it is apparent that...
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Fan fiction by KateKicksAss posted Больше года
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NOTE: This interview is written as if Bella is still human. Think after Eclipse but before Breaking Dawn. And I don't mean to offend Twilight Фаны with any of the Вопросы that Rita asks Bella in this article, based on Rita's personality in the books, I'm assuming she'd ask awkward questions.

Me Myself and I
By Rita Skeeter

Today's interview is with Популярное Фэнтези book character, Bella Swan. Captivating readers in Twilight, read on as I interview Bella, and see if there's еще to her than just an obsession with Edward!

*The door opens, and in walks Bella......with Edward.*

Bella Swan: Can Edward please come?

Rita Skeeter: Sorry, *huge grin*....NO!

BS: *whines* Pleeeeease?

RS: *I flash my famous "no-way-but I'll-still-pretend-to-be-nice" grin and shake my head*

[i]*Edward mutters something in Bella's ear, and Bella nods and smiles as she sits down in my chair. I shake my head....I can tell when somethings up. I wave my wand, and with a flash of purple light, I hear a loud, "OUCH!", and the sound of something being thrown...
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Opinion by XDRoseLuvsHP posted Больше года
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Hmm... this could take a while. Haha, I have a lot of reasons for my strong dislike of Twilight. Before I start, I'd just like to explain that I was once a Twilight fan, so I've read all the Книги and stuff, but I just can't stand it anymore. Therefore, I can give a еще complete explanation of my views. Sorry if it's really ridiculously long.

First reason I hate Twilight: the media. Twilight, in all honesty, isn't a great book. I have read worse Книги (though not many... Twilight was pretty bad). However, if Twilighters and Twilight Статьи and such weren't all "OMG ITS THE MOST AMAZING SERIES IN THE WORLD AND EDWARD IS SO GORGEOUS IT IS AMAZING ITS THE BEST BOOK EVER!!!!" I probably wouldn't hate it nearly as much. Also, do not compare it to Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet. Romeo and Juliet is a better story by far than Twilight can ever hope to be. They aren't even that similar; where is the forbidden Любовь in Twilight? Oh, right, it's non-existant. The only similarity is that Romeo and Juliet are supposed to be in an obsessive lust relationship, mistaking it for love. Bella and Edward's relationship is exactly the same. The difference is that Stephenie Meyer doesn't...
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Opinion by XDRoseLuvsHP posted Больше года
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Voldemort is notorious for his fear of death. To avoid death, he is willing to kill innocent people and destroy his very soul.

Now, everyone with any sense knows that Bella is a Mary Sue, and Stephenie Meyer desperately wants to be Bella. I even personally know quite a few Twilight Фаны who realize and accept this. And what does Bella want? She wants to become a vampire.

Here is some commonly known knowledge about Вампиры (according to Meyer):

-Kill innocents for survival
-Practically immortal
-Possibly lose their souls, though this is not known for sure

We see Voldemort killing innocents for survival. He also has a complete lack of respect for animals, which ultimately contributed to his downfall. Ты can say, "Well, the Вампиры have no choice! It's people или animals!" Obviously, Bella has a choice. She can just choose not to become a vampire. Of course, Bella being Bella, she chooses vampirism.

Voldemort makes himself practically immortal by ripping his soul apart. Bella voluntarily makes herself practically immortal by losing her soul. I know, she may still have her soul, and it never сказал(-а) definitely...
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Opinion by Kersian posted Больше года
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Now here's the thing that seems to be the Популярное topic now. Harry Potter Книги and the Twilight series. First I'd like to point out I do not call Twilight a "saga" is because well if Ты look it up Ты will know why. There's this whole big clash of the Twilight fanatics and the Harry Potter fanatics. I just need to vent out on how I feel about this situation.

Okay if Ты Любовь Twilight than that's fine with me. I respect your opinions, but to me the book was terrible. Ты can instantly tell that it was Meyer's first book she had ever written. I only hate the book, I don't hate Ты for liking it neither will I say Ты are stupid for liking it. Unless Ты become negative towards me and say I did not read the Книги completely, that I'm a горький person, или that I'm just jealous of Meyer. Etc, etc. I don't want to go on, cause I've been called many things; but fact is I just like Harry Potter. If Ты want to argue with me that Twilight is better, than Ты better have a legit argument.
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Fan fiction by KateKicksAss posted Больше года
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Me, Myself, and I

By Rita Skeeter

Exclusive interview with notorious Death Eater Bellatrix Lestrange

Here I am, sitting in the private dungeon of the notorious Bellatrix Lestrange, most feared follower of the Dark Lord, and having a completely normal interview. Read on to see if there’s еще to Bellatrix than just madness and a nasty reputation!

RS: Hello!

BL: *growls*

RS: Do Ты mind if I use a quick-quotes quill?

BL: What’s that?

*fingers wand handle threateningly*

RS: Oh, nothing, erm, moving on…Can I call Ты Bella?

BL: No.

RS: How would Ты describe your relationship with the man known as Lord Voldemort

*Bellatrix turns pink, then regains composture*

BL: I am his most loyal follower! I, who spent years in Azkaban for him!

RS: Riiiiight, I’m sure that was a real big help, now-

*Bellatrix reaches for wand again*
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Article by HaleyDewit posted Больше года
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Bella
My name is Bella and there’s something I need to tell
I’m dating this cute vampire, he’s just hot as hell
He’s fascinated by my none existing mind
And I fall apart whenever I stare in those liquid topaz eyes

Edward
My name is Edward and there’s something I need to say
Bella’s gonna freak when she finds out I’m gay
But I can clearly understand what she sees in me
Because have Ты ever met someone this perfectly

Bella
I used to live in Phoenix, but now moved to this rainy place
I keep whining about it and I always have the same expression on my face
I’m just a little girl who’s helpless without her man
And I’d sacrifice my mortal life to Присоединиться his vampire clan

Edward
I used to be an asshole creep, now… I’m just a creep
I like stalking Bella and watch her when she sleeps
I’m 100 год older but I’m not a pedophile!
I just like to nail a teenager every once in a while
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