#1-50, this how to harass, annoy, piss off, and depress a Twilight fanatic!!!

ok, this is the sequel to '50 WAYS TO PISS OFF A HARRY POTTER FAN' only made especially for those who hate Twilight. HAVE FUN!!!

SO LET'S START THE LIST!!!

#1 - Say that real vampires dont sparkle

#2 - Call Edward gay

#3 - Call Edward Edmund, Eddie, or Eddykins

#4 - Take away the current Twilight book they are reading

#5 - Say that vampires and werewolves dont exist

#6 - Tell them that Edward doesnt exist

#7 - Say that its just creepy that Edward watches over Bella while she sleeps

#8 - Say that youre going to burn all of the Twilight books that you can get your hands around

#9 - Say how dumb Twilight is

#10 - Read the books just to make fun of them

#11 - Tell them that there is no way that a vampire can be 'vegetarian'

#12 - Take away all of their Twilight merchandise

#13 - Say that Jacob is a creeper for imprinting on Bella's baby

#14 - Say that Twilight is the worst movie ever made

#15 - Say that Edward should just kill Bella

#16 - Remind them that vampires do not exist

#17 - Insist that Mike Newton would be a much better boyfriend for Bella

#18 - Go on and on about how youre going to write Stephenie Meyer a long hate letter

#19 - Tell them that Edward is no match for James

#20 -Ask for some cash to buy the Twilight series... burn the books.

#21 - Demand that since Edward left he does not truely love Bella

#22 - Say it would be funny if while they were running Bella accidentally let go and died

#23 - Tell them the time the spent reading those stupid books is precious time that they will never get back

#24 - Tell them you heard there will be a 5th book and when they get all excited, tell them that Edward comes out of the closet within the first chapter

#25 - Tell them that Robert Pattinson should have stuck to Harry Potter instead of getting caught up in this Twilight bullshit

#26 - Tell them Edward Cullen is a stupid name

#27 - Then change your mind and tell them that Bella Swan is much worse

#28 - Argue that the Cullens are the bad vampires and that James and Victoria are really good

#29 - Tell them that if Edward was real, you would sing the same song over and over again in your head, so any time he listened he would hear it

#30 - Tell them that Harry Potter is better than Twilight

#31 - Tell them all the reasons you think Harry Potter is better than Twilight

#32 - Say that Edward is the ugliest guy youve EVER seen

#33 - Tell them youre going to kill the werewolf gang

#34 - Say that Edward is eventually going to kill Bella

#35 - Say that Bella made the wrong choice and should have went with Harry Potter

#36 - Tell them that vampires and werewolves dont exist and that its all in their head

#37 - Say that when Edward kisses Bella his tooth is going to cut her lip

#38 - Say that Bella doesnt deserve Edward and he should just leave

#39 - Say that Edward is to pushy with the whole dancing thing

#40 - Tell them you dont see how they could read such a boring book

#41 - Say that you think Edwards a huge fake who cant play piano

#42 - Say that with his evil eye Edwards never going to get a date with Bella

#43 - Say that Edwards waaay to old for Bella and she should go for Mike Newton

#44 - Say Edward would look good with some scruff

#45 - Say Bellas to shy to really want Edward or Jacob

#46 - Say that theres no reason why Edward should have saved Bella from Tyler's van

#47 - Say that the only reason Edward didnt fall in love before is because hes GAY

#48 - Mention that hes gay, ALOT

#49 - Say that Alice has a bad taste in cars but especially in clothes

And of course for the last way to piss off a Twilight fan #50!!!

#50 - Think aloud that Jacob would be better off with Leah, Edward with Jessica, and Bella alone with her dad and 17 cats

I dont mean to offend anybody with this forum, i just thought that it would be funny. i made a Harry Potter one before this that is just as funny,maybe funnier. i think that it's better and i think i repeated some in this. well anyway, sorry to anybody who feels insulted or offended in any way please dont be mad at me