^^ THIS.

^^^ Epic win FTW.

Algel-Trix
Props! EPIC WIN!

Dear members of Twilight fandom,
CRUCIO!
Because you deserve it.
Yours,
Bellatrix Black

@Angel-Trix: EPIC WIN X 10000000000!

Dear Renesmee,

I have reported you for identity theft. Why does everyone want to steal my name?

Pissed off,

Deus Ex Machina

^Win.... :)

Dear Emmett,
Hate to break it to you, but there is only one Fred and one George and you are neither one.

Have a great day,
Mrs. Weasley

Dear Esme

NOT MY DAUGHTER YOU BITCH is an acceptable, motherly thing to do. Simpering is not!

No-lost-love,
Fran

Dear Edward,
when i find you, i will kill you
but properly this time
sincerly, Lord Voldermort

Dear Edward,
Why did you disgrace us all?
Signed,
the Hufflepuffs

Dear Jane,
I can torture way better then you! Observe *crucios Bella*
See? NO RESTRICTIONS
Bellatrix Lestrange

Dear Renesmee,
I felt bad about my name, but then I heard your's and now I'm okay.
Albus Severus

^WIN!

Dear Billy Black,
If you are going to fake like you're invalid, do it right.

Wishing you the best,
Lemony

P.S. Just a little tip: People on wheel chairs can't drive.

Win, Hecate! ^^

@ Hecate
WIN!!

Dear SM

C.S Lewis and I just want to tell you that stories aren't the author's wet dreams on paper. They have plots, characters with depth and good morals.

But to make things even, why don't we have a little...Discussion...Yes, discussion...About what good books are about with our characters. You may bring your glitter stic-I mean, VAMPIRES (C.S Lewis: WTF? I though they were pixies?!). I will bring Ron, Hermione and Harry, while Mr Lewis will bring Peter, Susan, Edmund and Lucy.

Good Luck
J.K Rowling

*After letter is sent*
J.K: See, it says here that they're vampires *Points to the back of book*
C.S: Oh, I though those were just assumptions. I mean, half the book was about this girl trying to find what this guy was. I didn't know SM would be stupid enough to put it on the back.
J.K: Why do you thing we're going to challenge her to a fight tomorrow with our characters.
C.S: You're right. Oh well. Serves the bitch right.

In memory of C.S Lewis, R.I.P

^ and again, Angel-Trix is full of win.
you get props for that, my friend :)

^Thanks! Love this game!

Dear Mrs Clearwater,
Your kids are hanging out with the wrong kind of "people" and we fear for their futures.
Signed,
The folks at the-rare-but-existing-likeable-twilight-ch­ara­cte­rs co.

Dear Babe Ruth,
Are you insulted fairies play your game?
Hecate

(at least they didn't ruin hockey. Or even worst: quiditch :O)

Dear Leah,
I know what it feels like. If you want to talk, my door's open.
Snape

Dear Bella,

give up already. When are you going to see Edward only keeps you around for the sex? Do the world a favour and jump off a cliff already. Wait, you've done that... kay, I know: put your clumsiness to good use and trip over and open dishwasher. You know, the one with Charlie's sharp knives in it.

Sincerely, me.

Dear Bella,
You need to get your priorities strait.
Ron

^^^ WIN
Dear Jacob,
Why did you have to save Bella after she jumped of the cliff
Sincerly, Izzy

Dear Remus Lupin,
It dosen't matter how old you are
Edward Cullen is older
Sincerly, Me

Dear Edward...
you're doing it so wrong.
Love, Dracula.

^^^Epic Win

Dear Edward Sparkleson,
Stop kidding yourself...
you're a sparkly fairy
Love *coughs to hide laugh*, Spike

Dear Edward,
I googles how you spray on abbs and I got you as a referance.
Cheers,
Voldemort

Dear Buffy,

SAVE US! ... Plz? I'll give you a cookie.

Gemonk

Dear Meyer,

YOU SUCK
You have single handedly destroyed the female population, and ruind the image of the vampire! Do you have any idea how annoying this Twilight thing is?? Hmm? Hmmmm? HMMMMMM???? Your books are just....really bad, seriously.

Dear Bella
You just suck. In so many ways.

Dear Edward
What the hell is wrong with you? What kind of a vampire sparkles???? I think you are hiding the fact that you are really gay. That may explain why you are still a virgin, even though you've been alive for a hundred-something years.

your friend,
Potterforever.

^ EPIC WIN!

Dear Jacob,
I like how you hid the death-scam that was the motorcycles so well.
Hecate

Dear Meyer,

a number of random 'vampires' talking it out does not a climax make.

Love, I_can_do_it_better

Dear Edward,
The only reason I didn't kill Harry was because I didn't want him to end up like you.

-Lord Voldemort

^ Dear Voldemort,
We appreciate it
Us

Dear Voldemort,
I'm glad you decided to spare Harry and risk sparkling yourself. You needed to die anyways.
Your... friend?
Hecate

Dear Bella,
You're the only person I know who can cut herself to blood with wrapping paper, congrats.
Hecate

Dear Hecate,

what about me? Haha, LOL JK.

Gemonk

Dear Smeyer,

At first I was like :(
And then I was like >:|
Then I read the second page.

Please die in a fire,

Ven.

^ win

Dear fangirls

TWILIGHT SUCKS Proven fact.

and Edward isnt real, so please just stfu.

^win too

This forum is FULL of win. WE ROCK!

Dear SM

I want to sue you and the sparking main character in you sick wet dreams a.k.a Edward Cullen for stealing my actor. You have brought shame to the world of literature.

Sincerley,
Cedric Diggory

Dear Meyer,

I may have less fans than you (only 130-something), but at least they are smarter and don't foam at the mouth.

Gemonk

Dear Ms Meyer,
I'd like to suggest an idea to you. You should make Twilight available to only people who have all their shots, just in case they like it.
Love,
Hecate

Dear Kristen Stewart,
Butox much?
Hecate

Dear Smeyer

You have destroyed my work. Congradulations. You are a disgrase to literature. Walk into traffic.

Your friend, Bram Stoker.

Dear Stephenie Meyer,

I would like to thank you.

Firstly, I want to thank you for creating something so incredibly stupid, it spawns lots of incredibly stupid (and, okay, some not so stupid) fans - good for nothing except debate practise.

The other thing I'd like to thank you for is the countless hours of entertainment the aforementioned incredibly stupid fans provide.

So, thank you.

Sincerely,
me.

Dear Stephenie Meyer,
I would like to thank you. Reading Twilight has given me vampire filled dreams. I especially like the one where I got to shove them into a locker.

Dear Bella

I want to tell you that I am actually a Troll in disguise, meaning that you are actually half Troll. The magic in your blood has attracted the magical creatures you now call your family.

So, all in all, they don't really love, they just have an unexplainable urge to keep your blood safe since we are an endangered species. I should also tell you that the magic in your blood will wear off approximately 1 minute after you read this letter meaning, you won't be part troll. After that, they will realise how worthless and revolting you really are and try to kill you, so I suggest you start running now.

Oh, and your aweful smell and looks that Edward was attracted to also comes from being half troll, meaning he never loved you. Acutally, no one ever loved you sweetie. Your absolutely worthless, and anti-femenist. Not even your father and I love you. Why do you think we try to spend less time with you as possible?

I dearly hate you, you revolting creature. I hope you realise how selfish and worthless you are in death.

Sincerely,
Your mother, Renee

^ WIN.

Dear Carlisle,

Why put up with the pain? You know you're too uncool to be emo. :/

Dear Smeyer,

Thank you! You gave my book a better chance of being published, since the publishers have so obviously lowered their standards!

Hate forever,
Andie.

^ *eyes light up* So true!

Dear Seth,
Why are you wasting time going throught your sister's email? She's, what, in her thrities/forties, she can manage! Tell her to freakin suck it up and go have some fun!
Hecate

Dear Carlisle,
Why did you bite Cedric? Honnestly, I was already having enough trouble keeping the Hufflepuff name from being a joke! Next time, bite a Gryffindor.
Tonks

Dear Quilete tribe,
What, you didn't think being a werewolf was bad enough as it was before you guys came along? Nobody takes me seriously at all now. They keep asking me what Greyback had for lunch. Watch out next moon (see? you even disgrace lunar cycles!)
Lupin