ok i`ll start

1.all the twilight fans can relate to it because they act just like the characters in the movie

2.the movie is very realistic and it shows how life around twilight fans truly is.

3.it shows the real personalities of the characters

4.it can actually make you laugh

5.the title is very true because twilight vampires suck

6.the girl that plays bella can do kristen stuart`s face expressions better than she herself can

7.the edward in vampires suck is sexier than the edward in twilight (oh yes i went there lol)

8.james,victoria and laurent are a better version of the black eyed peas than of vampires

9.the wolf pack can dance better than they can transform into werewolves

10.a chihuahua represents jacob better than a werewolf can

11.real vampires eat the guy that delivers the chinese food not the food itself

12.lady gaga is not nearly as freaky as edward is

and many more....