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Source: Twifans | Twilight satire

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cassie-1-2-3 likes this

RavenclawRocks See! That's why I don't like mathes!

kendallbrooke Since you can do math over this, so can I. Cedric Diggory Edward Cullen

youknowit101 Cedric Diggory>Voldemort Voldemort>Harry Potter Cedric Diggory = Edward Cullen So, that means, Harry Potter < Edward Cullen More accurately Cedric Diggory>Voldemort Voldemort>Harry Potter Cedric Diggory = Edward Cullen ∴ Harry Potter < Edward Cullen

1-2vampire ^ but Voldemort had Cedric killed... and Harry killed Voldemort... so I find your equation slightly confusing.

youknowit101 Voldemore killed Cedric because he was in the way. Cedric showed bravery when he stood up to Voldemort, so he was the real winner. Voldy just took a cheap shot

1-2vampire But Harry's still better than Voldemort for facing death, whilst Voldemort takes desperate measures to run from it. So really, neither of them make sense *shrugs* OWELL.

rbweasley Cedric never stood up to Voldemort.

cassie-1-2-3 Cedric held his wand up to Voldemort when he appeared.

MrsSiriusB Well, if you look at the situation carefully, Cedric didn't know that bundle was Voldemort. Even Harry didn't know at first. Cedric just held up his wand in a defensive position, just like most wizards and witches would do in a dangerous situation. And... Harry Potter > Edward Cullen My opinion! xD

cassie-1-2-3 Thus standing up to Voldemort. knowingly or not, it still happened.

Merope29 Cedric isn't Edward.

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My 10 Reasons and Opinions Why Harry Potter and Twilight Are Better Than Each Other

posted by bri-marie

Legitimate Reasons (I hope :x)
Harry Potter
1. The plot is intricate and detailed, covering easily еще than forty-three years (from the time Voldemort rose to power, to the epilogue in DH) and seven Книги with hardly any Вопросы left unturned. The subplots, which may seem mild and unimportant in book one, actually end up being important later on (case #1: Harry learning to fly becomes important later in book one).

2. The characters are deep and complex – there's a lot еще to them than meets the eye and JK makes sure that we know it (case #2: Severus being an жопа, попка to Harry). She had every...

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Why I Agree With Rosalie Cullen

posted by PotterLambert93

As Ты can tell, I do not like Twilight. However, there is one character in the "saga" that I definatley agree with. That person happens to be... Rosalie.

Sure Rosalie is a сука most of the time, but when Ты watch her in "Eclipse" [my sister made me watch all the movies] Ты actually discover why she acts like that, especially towards Bella, and to be honest, I can't really blame her. In fact, I actually felt bad for her, and heres why:

In "Eclipse" Rosalie explains to Bella about what it's like to be a vampire, and the consequences. Rosalie was once a human in the 1930's era who had so many...

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FOTM December- Interview with KatiiCullen94

posted by GemonkDruid

She's pro-Twilight!

So yes... this is the interview I did with KatiiCullen94... enjoy! I added a few pics as well.

Her Избранное character: Jacob Black

1) What is your reaction for winning FOTM?

Well, I'm awfully surprised, and Happy. I've never won или parcipated in something like this. Like I'm responsible for the FOTM for the Kristen Stewart Club, but I'm the Interviewer not the other way round. I diddn't think I was even nominated :)

2) Tell us about yourself.

Well, My name is Kaitlyn. But my nickmane is Keppie (K-Kaitlyn, E- Elizabeth, PP-Pead, IE- Cause it's cute)
I'm 16, And I'm Australian. That's the basics....

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One way Twilight SHOULD have gone

posted by KateKicksAss

**If Twilight HAD gone this way, we wouldn't have gotten past book one!**

Bella: *walking into Forks High School* Oh, look, that guy is kind of hot. His name's Edward? Oh well, who cares anyway? There's еще to life than hot guys. или guys in general.

Bella: Oh, look, i'm really Популярное for some reason. Well, these people seem okay. I'll be a good friend, and not ignore people или treat them like crap, and DEFINITELY not ditch them to hang out with my some guy.

Edward: I Любовь Ты Bella. Hey, wanna go out with me?

Bella: Um, creepy much? *sigh* Fine, i'll go out with you.

Bella: Okay, you're nice...

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Dear rabid Фаны

posted by Aquilia

Oh do Ты not see, the language so cruciated,
By your most unfortunate attempt in grammars?
Do Ты believe, for that moment that we're mirthed?
Well, then Ты are as mistaken as the Balaclava Brits.

Don't Ты see, your own insults to your common decency?
Do Ты not hear, our desperate attempts to save your sanity?
I hope Ты hear, I must hope Ты see.
But I think, Ты only see your vanity.

Vanity, vanity, everything vanity...
But then where are your humanity? The World wonder'd...

Dedicated to iluvtwilight, ellietwilight12 and every other rabid Фан in the whole wide world. I plead to you: Stop this madness...

Inspiration: Alfred, Lord Tennyson; the Charge of the Light Brigade

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Reasons why Ты dislike Twilight

posted by Drisina

Okay so first of i am going to say again i am a Фан of both.But if Ты would ask me what i like better i think it would probably be Harry Potter.But i want to hear out why do Ты dislike/hate(tho hate it's to of a strong word for a book/movie)Twilight.I want solid arguments not such as : cause the Вампиры there sparkle , like this Twilight Фаны could just say 'because Harry has a scar' или 'because they go to a school of magic' или 'because all death eaters are black(mostly)' i mean these are arguments just so Ты can say something.I tend to believe these days people hate/dislike Twilight just because others do.And i will ask Ты nicely and be thankful if Ты could tell me why Ты don't like it at all/hate it.

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Letter to Smeyer/ Anti-Twilight Статья

posted by DracoLuver

Dear Stephenie Meyer,
First I would like to thank Ты for taking the time to read my letter. It means a lot to me. In this letter, I would like to explain why I do not like the Twilight series and how it did have room for improvment.
The main problem I had with the series is how Bella and Edward's Любовь is shown to be ideal, when in fact, it's unhealthy. Throughout the books, we do not get any insight on their hobbies and likes/dislikes. The problem with this is that we do not know if Edward или Bella share any common interests to be considered perfect for each other. In fact, they only had...

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All Twihards- PLEASE READ!

posted by GemonkDruid

Twilight fans, this is a Дебаты spot. So DEBATE. There are a few issues I see at this spot concerning Ты guys:

- Saying it's better because Edward/Jacob is hot

Okay, those kind of arguments are instantly invalid, coz beauty is subjective and depends on one's perspective. Also, can Ты actually SEE what they look like in the book series? Nope. And the inside of the person is what really counts.

- Saying it's better coz it's a Любовь story

What Bella and Edward have is not love, it's infatuation. They only like each other because of how the other person looks like/smells. They never chit-chat like...

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Me and my friends' fanfic part 1 of many

posted by emilyroxx

When me and my friend Fiona were in the sixth grade, we decided to write a fanfiction about the Twilight characters going to Hogwarts. (We were both major Twilight Фаны then.) I wasn't the best writer in those days, so the beginning of the fanfic isn't great, but it gets better as we go along.
You'll notice that our seprate entries can get a bit confusing at times, and that's because we were Письмо by e-mail because she lives six hours away from me, and we were just making it up as we went along. Fiona is Письмо about the character Peace, and I am using the character that I use for EVERYTHING,...

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Cha-ching!

posted by HecateA

So lately I've been thinking of the Cullens and how damn rich they are. And then I stop and go, wait a minute, how is that possible?

So I am going to compare the Cullen expenses and the average normal-people expenses in this chart.

Expense Normal People The Cullens

-Food X X*
-Clothing X X*
-Shelter X X
-Gas X X
-Inssurance X
-Electricity X X
-Running water X ?*
-Heating/cooling X
-School supplies X X
-Blood X
-At Главная
Medical supplies
and medicine X X*
-Private island X*
and its maintenance X
-Cottage или
campground, etc X
-Travel expenses X X*
-Cell phones X X
-Useless Twilight
merchandise X
-Lunch money...

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Wizards Vs Вампиры

posted by rangarajvignesh

The World is flat!
Well, I know Ты Вопрос my sanity, now. Obviously, the world is round and that’s a proven fact, from the moment Galileo stepped out of his ship. And now, there’s a Вопрос again. Is the World really round? I hate that word, really. The word which gives rise to a lot of Вопросы and seeks for explanations.
‘Imagination is еще important than knowledge,’ сказал(-а) a wise man once. And, it’s true. Well, Ты need not be aware of the complications of four-dimensional Космос fabric to accept this theory. What all Ты need to...

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what i think of bella swan-1

posted by emilykuru

BELLA лебедь _ part 1

Ummm…. What can i say about her………….er…….nothing interesting but i can Показать u guys why she spoils the story

1.she is a hopeless char.she degrades herself,

2.she is stupid 2 leave her mom and come to forks when she begs her 2 comeback.

ok! if u guys say that it was because of the Любовь for renee then it is totally wrong.

which daughter who loved her mom so much as to go 2 the place which she considers
hell just for her moms happiness would forget all about renee when jumping off a cliff to hear edwards voice.
doesnt she always worry in the story that she has...

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HPbest's anti story!

posted by harrypotterbest

There is, in the world, a girl called Z-----. еще commonly known on this website as Best, that is the name that shall be used for this anti story.
Now, when best was 11 years old, she had read all the Harry Potter books, and loved them. I’m talking about waiting for her Hogwarts acceptance letter to come and carving wands. She truly loved the series. In 2009, she went to a wedding. Her aunt there had read the Harry Potter books, except for the last one. She also had a cousin there, who was a huge Фан of Twilight. Now, at that time, best hadn’t read Twilight. Her aunt was also a huge fan...

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The Final Battle: Part 3

posted by harrypotterbest

As Edward and Harry settled the final means of the battle, Ron, Hermione, and Ginny had a talk.
“Who wrote this rubbish?” asked Ron. “Sparkle in the sun, battle with debate, they don’t even drink proper blood!”
Hermione, as usual, was the one to answer. “Ron, everyone knows Stephanie Meyer wrote this ‘rubbish.’ She’s not a very good writer, according to The Daily Prophet, and for once I agree with them,” Hermione rolled her eyes. “At least OUR writer, the brilliant J K Rowling, didn’t make US sparkle in the sun. What nonsense!”
“Do Ты know where this Meyer person...

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Thorough Look as to Why Harry Potter is Better.

posted by MarauderForever

I'm tired of repeating myself and other HP Фаны repeating themselves constantly so here is my opinion on why Harry Potter is better. So Ты don't think I'm being biased, let me tell you: I read Harry Potter when I was 5 and have been a Фан since (and that shuts down the Комментарий that little kids can't read it by the way) and when I was 13, I read Twilight (before the bandwagon) and loved it. Then just recently, I got off the Twilight High. So I know how it is to have liked Twilight and to like Harry Potter.

First, we can look at the authors. JK Rowling is the epitome of Rag to Riches. She started...

hary potter v twilight!!!

posted by NataliaLidia

i persenally dont like ether series and heres why!!!

books
twilight
1) i am a reel vampire and i do not sparkl!!! stephanie shud have серовато-коричневый, dun, дун her reasearch before she wrote a book about vampires!!!
2) bella is a bad roll model!!!
4) edwerd is abusiv!!!
5) its unrealistic!!!
6) its badly writen!!!
7) edwerd is describd to much!!! it gets boring!!!
8) its boring overall!!!

harry potter
1) its not relatble!!!
2) its made for kids!!!
3)harry always beets te bad guy!!! he never looses!!!
4) harry gets away wit everything in skool!!!
5) they hav bad frends!!! ron leaves nd dosnt stay wit harry when peeps make fun of him!!!
6) its boring!!!
7) snape keeps his job even tho he bullys students nd is a deth eater!!!
8) dumbledoor doesnt reely care about harry!!! he leaves him at da durslys even tho they are abusiv!!!

movies
both Фильмы hav bad actors nd the filmers didnt follows the boks the way they were suposed to!!!

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Bella&Edward poem

posted by HaleyDewit

Bella
My name is Bella and there’s something I need to tell
I’m dating this cute vampire, he’s just hot as hell
He’s fascinated by my none existing mind
And I fall apart whenever I stare in those liquid topaz eyes

Edward
My name is Edward and there’s something I need to say
Bella’s gonna freak when she finds out I’m gay
But I can clearly understand what she sees in me
Because have Ты ever met someone this perfectly

Bella
I used to live in Phoenix, but now moved to this rainy place
I keep whining about it and I always have the same expression on my face
I’m just a little girl who’s helpless...

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Yes..another Harry Potter vs. Twilight debate!

posted by slytherinangel

Okay. I know what Ты are all thinking. Oh no not another Harry Potter vs. Twilight Статья but yes I am making one because I can. I just want my opinion to be heard. So first off let me Список the reasons why children, teens and adults can Любовь Harry Potter and the good messages that Harry Potter gets across. Harry Potter first of all teaches people about the very special bond between people called friendship. Harry, Hermione and Ron are a perfect example of friendship. They are all with Harry until the very end like they promised. They risk their lives for each other and even though they fight,...

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Things Edward could've done with his life....

posted by Confuzzle

1. Присоединиться an orchestra.
[i] You're inside, anyway.....

2. Присоединиться an opera.
He has a good voice...right?

3. Go to a tanning salon.
Who wants to be pale all their life?

4. Leave home.
You're a hundred and something and STILL living with your parents. How does that feel?

5. Travel.
Yeah, the sparkling thing pops that bubble a bit, but what are parasols for?

6. Discover...SUNSCREEN.
It protects Ты from the sun. Shocking, eh?

7. Begin a knitting business.
Creativity is key. Ты can still stay inside, and make money. Plus, Ты make Друзья with the rest of the sweet little old people in the knitting club.

8.Start...

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Rant on argumentation techniques

posted by Aquilia

I'm adressing the rabid Twilight Фаны if they would listen. I'm also adressing the common Фаны of both sides of this debate.

There are some things one may and may not do in a formal Дебаты unless one wants to look like - pardon the language - a freaking donkey.

Nr 01: One may not argue against the debaters points by attacking him или her. This is called argumentum ad hominem and is a fallacy. For example: If I am to argue that free elections is wrong and states that the arguer is an imbecile that does not deserve the right to vote, then I have committed a severe personal attack and will be frowned...