Poor Hermione

Okay, firstly, I’ve no intention of hurting the Twilight Фаны here. I’m just a fiercely opinionated person, and some of the things I say might end up sounding rude. So please keep in mind that I really don’t mean anything rude that I might say in the article. Read on :)

Many people say that Twilight is well written. When I ask the сказал(-а) people why they think so, most of them invariably refer to the “big words” in Twilight.
Now, if using big words makes a book good, an ape with a thesaurus can write a completely fabulous novel. Sadly, this isn’t the case: the poor apes are doomed for...

Joanne watched carefully, but her mind was still reeling with what Stephanie Meyer had said. She felt a strange, strong desire to beat Stephanie and her disco vampires. She watched the battle extra closely, especially the Vampires, for any wrong move.
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The jets of light from the spells where flying everywhere. Harry was tempted to use Avada Kedavra and finish the battle, but it was illegal. The Vamps where dancing everywhere, but the Wizards had exceptionally good aim.
“Petrificus Totalus!” yelled Ron, hitting the whiny female Vampire right in the chest.
“Good one!” congratulated...