Bizarre Фан art

(Warning: Lots of swearing. Sorry, but it's the only way to get my point across.)

Okay, let's get this over with- THE CULLENS ARE NOT FUCKING VAMPIRES. I don't know what the hell they are, but they are not vampires.

Sunlight: A vampire cannot go into the sunlight, as they will burn. There are a few exceptions though; In Romania, there are special vamps called Moroi, Dhampirs, and Strogoi (e.g. Vampire Academy). Also, Вампиры could wear special magical jewellry that can let them go out in the sunlight (e.g. Vampire Diaries, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel).

In Twilight, there is none of this....

There once was a seventeen год old girl named Sandy. One день in July 2008, she saw her sister, Astrid Чтение a book with a slightly torn red ribbon on it. Sandy curiously asked Astrid what she was reading. Astrid told it was part of a book series called Twilight and that it was really good. Sandy has a few doubts but decided to go ahead and read it. When she did, she liked the Twilight Series. Sandy wasn't usually interested in teen romance a whole lot of the time and еще often liked stuff with a huge amount of action in it, but she really liked it and wanted to read the other two. Sandy...

This was not written by me. It was written by the twilightsucks.com community. I would try to learn from it except that I fail at Health terms:

Copy and Pasted from the Twilightsucks.com community:
Wikipedia says:

Quote: In literature, a plot is all the events in a story particularly rendered towards the achievement of some particular artistic или emotional effect. In other words, it's what mostly happened in the story или novel или what the story's general theme is based on, such as the mood, characters, setting, and conflicts occurring in a story.

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The concept of plot and the associated concept...

Here's a Список of reasons that don't count out of the first 500.
Reasons that are purely opinion, untrue, или just ridiculous.
I didn't include all the reasons I think are wrong, to be nice

12. Twilight WILL fad out it is a fad and many Фаны are on it because of the Bandwagon effect and because Robert Patterson is good looking But Harry Potter will be around forever
17. Harry Potter can be read by any age group. Twilight is geared еще towards angst 15 год olds.
18. The characters in Harry Potter GROW, they grow with Ты as Ты read. The first Книги start out fairly tame but mature as Ты mature....

The plain text is a copy/past of link.
The bold text is my own add ins to relate the situations to Bella and Edward


Любовь is a tricky emotion. There are some things that feel like Любовь but they are much too superficial to be the real thing. Real Любовь takes time and doesn't happen overnight. Here are three things that people often confuse for love.

I don’t personally believe that Любовь can really be defined by anyone, but oh well. People like to try new things.

Lust A.k.a, Twilight


Lust is the feeling that is often mistaken for Любовь at first sight. Lust is an intense and sudden attraction to somebody...

I knw that many of Ты hv read the Книги and watched the Harry Potter series. At first, I liked it very much, but later on, it got really boring to the point I had to force myself to watch tthe Фильмы and read the books. I know that I don't "have" to force myself to do anything, but there was no other way to spend my holidays. One of my friends, who is a Potter Фан recommended this series to me and gave me all the Фильмы and books. I finished Чтение all the Фильмы and also finished Чтение all the books. At the end, I was really disappointed.
I hate Harry Potter. Now, don't go saying that I...