Note: I originally had this as a question, but I guess it was too long, so I'm re-posting this in an article.

Question number one: Вампиры hearts don't beat, correct? Correct. I believe this is mentioned several times. Now, in health class, they teach Ты that your сердце pumps and makes your blood flow, correct? Correct. So, it stands to reason that, since Вампиры hearts don't beat, they don't have blood flow, correct? Yes. So, they have no blood flow, no circulation. They cannot bleed, или blush, или anything related to circulation, yes? Yes. This is сказал(-а) several times in the book.

Now, call...