I: Who have Ты loved in your life?
R: Lavender Brown, Fleur Delacoure, Hermione Granger
I: Who is your best friend?
R: Harry, no duh!
I: What about Hermione?
R: She doesn't count! She's my wife!
I: How did Ты feel at first about Harry dating Ginny, your sister?
R: Ihad actually been trying to get them together for years! I was only mad because Hermione wasn't dating me at the time...
I: Which one of your kids do Ты like better?
R: I can't say?! I like all of them! Heugo does have good looks though... I wonder where he got them from? Hmmm? Hmmm?(flexes muscles, and smooths hair)
I: were Ты upset when the fake Hermione in the vision told Ты she was better of with "the Chosen One"?
R: Of course I was! She was my girlfriend!!
I: How long have Ты loved Hermione?
R: Since first year. I sort of gave up on her though, because i didn't think she would Любовь me back...
I: If Ты had to either quit quittich или give up Hermione, which one would Ты choose?
R: Well, let's see, I think I'll go with losing Hermione!
R: I'm kidding! I'm kidding!
R: Lavender Brown, Fleur Delacoure, Hermione Granger
I: Who is your best friend?
R: Harry, no duh!
I: What about Hermione?
R: She doesn't count! She's my wife!
I: How did Ты feel at first about Harry dating Ginny, your sister?
R: Ihad actually been trying to get them together for years! I was only mad because Hermione wasn't dating me at the time...
I: Which one of your kids do Ты like better?
R: I can't say?! I like all of them! Heugo does have good looks though... I wonder where he got them from? Hmmm? Hmmm?(flexes muscles, and smooths hair)
I: were Ты upset when the fake Hermione in the vision told Ты she was better of with "the Chosen One"?
R: Of course I was! She was my girlfriend!!
I: How long have Ты loved Hermione?
R: Since first year. I sort of gave up on her though, because i didn't think she would Любовь me back...
I: If Ты had to either quit quittich или give up Hermione, which one would Ты choose?
R: Well, let's see, I think I'll go with losing Hermione!
R: I'm kidding! I'm kidding!
1) Attempt to use Snape's oily hair to cook chips
2) Send Snape shampoo
3) Take pictures of himself while showering and then sell them to the female population of Hogwarts.
4) Give Remus a makeover while he is asleep.
5) Ask the potions professor whether the day's assignment can be used a sexual lubricant.
6) Sign his essays 'Seriously Sexy Sirius'.
7) Convince Remus that all the Книги in the библиотека have been stolen and that it is closing down.
8) Tell First years that Filch is the Voice of God.
9)Tell people that it's Remus' Time of the месяц when he tells First Years off for breathing too loudly.
10)Calling Lucius Malfoy "Luscious Mouthful" is just plain gross
11)I will not change the Пароль to the prefects' bath to "Makes getting clean almost as much fun as getting dirty".
2) Send Snape shampoo
3) Take pictures of himself while showering and then sell them to the female population of Hogwarts.
4) Give Remus a makeover while he is asleep.
5) Ask the potions professor whether the day's assignment can be used a sexual lubricant.
6) Sign his essays 'Seriously Sexy Sirius'.
7) Convince Remus that all the Книги in the библиотека have been stolen and that it is closing down.
8) Tell First years that Filch is the Voice of God.
9)Tell people that it's Remus' Time of the месяц when he tells First Years off for breathing too loudly.
10)Calling Lucius Malfoy "Luscious Mouthful" is just plain gross
11)I will not change the Пароль to the prefects' bath to "Makes getting clean almost as much fun as getting dirty".
Hello! This is my first story. Enjoy.
I looked out at the water, making ripples with my hand. A magic school was on my way.
"Get back inside, your list's here!" my dad called from the house. He was the The God of the Sea, Poseidon.
I went back inside and picked up a paper, and it read:
Dear Percy Jackson,
Ты have a place in the Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Please go to The Leaky Cauldron, then to Diagon Alley to get your school things. The train leaves Sep, 1st, at 11:00am, from Platform 9 and 3 quarters.
See Ты at Hogwarts,
Headmaster Albus Dumbledore
An Список is below:
From there was a Список of things. I looked up. Time went by fast...
part 2 coming later. See ya!
I looked out at the water, making ripples with my hand. A magic school was on my way.
"Get back inside, your list's here!" my dad called from the house. He was the The God of the Sea, Poseidon.
I went back inside and picked up a paper, and it read:
Dear Percy Jackson,
Ты have a place in the Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Please go to The Leaky Cauldron, then to Diagon Alley to get your school things. The train leaves Sep, 1st, at 11:00am, from Platform 9 and 3 quarters.
See Ты at Hogwarts,
Headmaster Albus Dumbledore
An Список is below:
From there was a Список of things. I looked up. Time went by fast...
part 2 coming later. See ya!